[QUOTE=Reagy;50293527]Don't bash it till you try it, I thought the same, its quite surprising...[/QUOTE]
Now I feel like I gotta give it a go tbh I want the mystery solved.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50293552]I seriously question those .webms I see of someone taking a horse dick as big as a two liter bottle all the way to the base.
Do those people even shit anymore.[/QUOTE]
Muscle relaxation is a weird thing, you'll find they're actually perfectly fine, they've just learned how to relax really well.
Only time it becomes a problem is when someone does a stupid and rips themselves, then it causes issues.
Where would you even put the horse dildo? Like I keep my stuff in a box with a lock on it so that no one can find it. How do you even hide a horse cock? Dress it up as a lamp?
[QUOTE=Broguts;50293613]Where would you even put the horse dildo? Like I keep my stuff in a box with a lock on it so that no one can find it. How do you even hide a horse cock? Dress it up as a lamp?[/QUOTE]
Put it in a shoebox?
Thats what I do.
I'm 17 so I'm not sure I could legally buy anything like that :cry:
[QUOTE=Reagy;50293634]Put it in a shoebox?
Thats what I do.[/QUOTE]
Too risky for me, the box could fall open or someone could snoop around and find it.
[QUOTE=Broguts;50293613]Where would you even put the horse dildo? Like I keep my stuff in a box with a lock on it so that no one can find it. How do you even hide a horse cock? Dress it up as a lamp?[/QUOTE]
I put mine in the box my headset came in and have it kickin about on the table next to my pc, my family respect my privacy for the most part and wont open boxes in my room.
Hide it up your butt
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50293643]I'm 17 so I'm not sure I could legally buy anything like that :cry:[/QUOTE]
I don't think buying a dong is illegal
I would buy one if I lived alone. But I don't so, fuck that shit.
[QUOTE=Ax3l;50293690]I would buy one if I lived alone. But I don't so, fuck that shit.[/QUOTE]
This
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[QUOTE=Louis;50293675]I put mine in the box my headset came in and have it kickin about on the table next to my pc, my family respect my privacy for the most part and wont open boxes in my room.[/QUOTE]
good hiding place
I prefer dragon donger
Have anyone here used these prostate massage toys? :v:
[QUOTE=Mallow234;50293683]I don't think buying a dong is illegal[/QUOTE]Oh, I thought you had to be 18 to buy one. Huh.
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DON'T LAUGH AT ME I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING
I still haven't used my ~limited edition rainbow nox~ :(
[QUOTE=LordyLord;50294366]I still haven't used my ~limited edition rainbow nox~ :([/QUOTE]
gay.
I just realized this is not WAYT. That post about dropping a fat one on my credit card was for the WAYT thread...
This is really awkward now...
My mom managed to find my "toys" while going through my stuff for some reason, but she didn't realize what they were at first. She looked inside one of my boxes and I told her not to, albeit too late. Then she asked me what they were and I asked her what she thought they were.
She took another glance, her eyes widened and she started laughing and said "Whoa, too much information!" and giggled her way out of my room.
Keep those things hidden well, kids.
[QUOTE=Fancy Godgineer;50295470]My mom managed to find my "toys" while going through my stuff for some reason, but she didn't realize what they were at first. She looked inside one of my boxes and I told her not to, albeit too late. Then she asked me what they were and I asked her what she thought they were.
She took another glance, her eyes widened and she started laughing and said "Whoa, too much information!" and giggled her way out of my room.
Keep those things hidden well, kids.[/QUOTE]
atleast she was a good sport.
I really want one of those Bad Dragon fleshlights. They look nice.
My Mom has found so many of my toys she just knows that going through the boxes under my bed might not be the best idea.
I leave sex toys in the open to make people too uncomfortable to go in my room.
Dunno if I'm ever gonna own a sex toy, honestly. Definitely not now :v:
[QUOTE=nomad1;50295157]I just realized this is not WAYT. That post about dropping a fat one on my credit card was for the WAYT thread...
This is really awkward now...[/QUOTE]
I just assumed you were gay lol, half of facepunch is gay or bi.
For real, is it confirmation bias or are a fuckton of facepunchers gay?
I can only conclude that video games cause the gay
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50296904]For real, is it confirmation bias or are a fuckton of facepunchers gay?
I can only conclude that video games cause the gay[/QUOTE]
p sure cute dudes cause the gay
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50296904]For real, is it confirmation bias or are a fuckton of facepunchers gay?
I can only conclude that video games cause the gay[/QUOTE]
I think there was a poll on here which included sexuality a few months ago
As of last Friday I'm now 18. Time to finally go to a bar and get hammered!
wait shit
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;50297263]As of last Friday I'm now 18. Time to finally go to a bar and get hammered!
wait shit[/QUOTE]
holy fuck, i remember talking about your birthday like it was so far in the future... time fucking flies
The only time I want a dildo is to brag around by saying "looks guys I have a dildo. I can shove this on your guys asses if I wanna"
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