Gay Chat V. XIV

[jp_rsardeto]

[QUOTE=greeley;50349579]I remember when i thought Bait Bus was legit.[/QUOTE]

'Professional porn' in general isn't legit

[Grim_2o0o]

[media]https://youtu.be/7d9-RxHRtR0[/media]

[Vomitself]

[QUOTE=bitches;50349611]i want to know where to find all the comedy pornos
[/QUOTE]

efukt is pretty great for this, but there are a few seriously upsetting videos every now and then so tread carefully

not to mention the website design just screams "seedy underbelly of the Internet"

[greeley]

[QUOTE=cheetahben;50350679]efukt is pretty great for this, but there are a few seriously upsetting videos every now and then so tread carefully

not to mention the website design just screams "seedy underbelly of the Internet"[/QUOTE]

i remember going on that site and seeing a video of some absolute loser guy and some girls were like "Let us just suck you off" and he was like "uuuuhhhh ok?" and just as she put her mouth on his dick, he came immediately.

[SepiaGnome]

Where do I find gay dudes?

I just found out a guy I know is actually gay and he dated someone he met in town.

How is that even possible? Am I just a spacker who doesn't understand people?

[SentientToilet]

grindr?

[Thomo_UK]

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;50350365][media]https://youtu.be/7d9-RxHRtR0[/media][/QUOTE]

I'll show you who's the boss of this gym.

[Vomitself]

on the topic of comedy porn this one's always been a personal favorite

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUDHCo-m19U[/media]

[Fence]

This one has no competition
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqn_z9PDUwM[/media]

[assclown]

I've decided to install Grindr 3 weeks ago, and over the duration of time using it, I've chatted with 3 dudes that I felt were nice enough to go on dates with.

Over the weekend, I had a date each day.

Friday: We started off by meeting at a Italian restaurant and chit-chatting over some nice food and wine (well, table wine, but the food was nice). Afterward we went to his place and watched Netflix
for an hour; wasn't long for things to get heated and lead to sex. Concluded that night with Battleblock Theater and more sex. Overall it was a good time.

Saturday: Met up with this guy at a Chipotle and ended up getting lost in on the freeway for 3 hours. It may sound bad, but this was by far the best date. At first things seemed very awkward for him
when we first started chatting, but over the duration of us being lost, we had plenty of time to get to know each other better. It just so happens we have a lot more in common than I
first expected; he was no longer awkward about being around me and we had plenty of chemistry going on. No sex this night, but I was OK with that, I was very happy to get to know him.

Sunday: This wasn't really all that fun. We went for a hike for 20 minutes and grabbed food at a McDonalds afterward. We didn't have much in common. We made out for a half hour before I went home, mainly to make
up for the fact that it wasn't a good date.

Sir Saturday seems like the best catch! We planned another date this weekend at an arcade; I'm hopeful about this guy, and am anticipating where this will lead.

[AtomicSans]

[QUOTE=Liam968;50352240]I've decided to install Grindr 3 weeks ago, and over the duration of time using it, I've chatted with 3 dudes that I felt were nice enough to go on dates with.

Over the weekend, I had a date each day.

Friday: We started off by meeting at a Italian restaurant and chit-chatting over some nice food and wine (well, table wine, but the food was nice). Afterward we went to his place and watched Netflix
for an hour; wasn't long for things to get heated and lead to sex. Concluded that night with Battleblock Theater and more sex. Overall it was a good time.

Saturday: Met up with this guy at a Chipotle and ended up getting lost in on the freeway for 3 hours. It may sound bad, but this was by far the best date. At first things seemed very awkward for him
when we first started chatting, but over the duration of us being lost, we had plenty of time to get to know each other better. It just so happens we have a lot more in common than I
first expected; he was no longer awkward about being around me and we had plenty of chemistry going on. No sex this night, but I was OK with that, I was very happy to get to know him.

Sunday: This wasn't really all that fun. We went for a hike for 20 minutes and grabbed food at a McDonalds afterward. We didn't have much in common. We made out for a half hour before I went home, mainly to make
up for the fact that it wasn't a good date.

Sir Saturday seems like the best catch! We planned another date this weekend at an arcade; I'm hopeful about this guy, and am anticipating where this will lead.[/QUOTE]

you lucky bastard

[Sparktimus]

[QUOTE=Davidn64;50348828]Also sparks, ur cute as fuck.[/QUOTE]

The lies must end now.

[zurf3r]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50352268]The lies must end now.[/QUOTE]

Not a lie if its true

[bitches]

[QUOTE=Liam968;50352240]I've decided to install Grindr 3 weeks ago, and over the duration of time using it, I've chatted with 3 dudes that I felt were nice enough to go on dates with.

Over the weekend, I had a date each day.

Friday: We started off by meeting at a Italian restaurant and chit-chatting over some nice food and wine (well, table wine, but the food was nice). Afterward we went to his place and watched Netflix
for an hour; wasn't long for things to get heated and lead to sex. Concluded that night with Battleblock Theater and more sex. Overall it was a good time.

Saturday: Met up with this guy at a Chipotle and ended up getting lost in on the freeway for 3 hours. It may sound bad, but this was by far the best date. At first things seemed very awkward for him
when we first started chatting, but over the duration of us being lost, we had plenty of time to get to know each other better. It just so happens we have a lot more in common than I
first expected; he was no longer awkward about being around me and we had plenty of chemistry going on. No sex this night, but I was OK with that, I was very happy to get to know him.

Sunday: This wasn't really all that fun. We went for a hike for 20 minutes and grabbed food at a McDonalds afterward. We didn't have much in common. We made out for a half hour before I went home, mainly to make
up for the fact that it wasn't a good date.

Sir Saturday seems like the best catch! We planned another date this weekend at an arcade; I'm hopeful about this guy, and am anticipating where this will lead.[/QUOTE]

Any tips on finding guys into dating through grindr? I'd be up for attempting casual sex, but I get the impression that everyone in my area is super selfish/shallow or infected with something.

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=bitches;50352339]Any tips on finding guys into dating through grindr? I'd be up for attempting casual sex, but I get the impression that everyone in my area is super selfish/shallow or infected with something.[/QUOTE]

I got one advice. The filter system is fucking shit on grindr so if you want to see everyone available in any category I recommend not having any check-mark on anything, not even "not specified"

[Dragan.Marik]

i like dong.

dong is nice.

[assclown]

[QUOTE=bitches;50352339]Any tips on finding guys into dating through grindr? I'd be up for attempting casual sex, but I get the impression that everyone in my area is super selfish/shallow or infected with something.[/QUOTE]

One things for sure, make sure they have a face picture. Anyone with a lewd/body picture will ask for the same rather quickly. If they will chat with you for longer than a week, there is hope; anyone looking for free bunghole gets impatient after that time.

Well, atleast that's what it seemed like for me. The majority of people will do that when i used it.

[Sparktimus]

So a guy I crushed on in high school recently came out as gay and told me that he's got a wonderful bf who he lives happily with in Johnson City.

This is like, the definition of bittersweet for me. I'm really happy he's found someone and had the strength to come out, but I can't help myself from being a jealous baby about it, even though I realistically had no shot with him at that stage in my life.

I know it's not something to get hung up on and maybe I should just quit whining about shit like this, but I swear it feels like I'll explode if I don't say something.

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50353195]he's got a wonderful bf who he lives happily with in Johnson City.
[/QUOTE]

:smug:

[Vincentor]

hearing such stories makes me feel AWFUL

[SentientToilet]

[QUOTE=Arbys Watcher;50352403]i like dong.

dong is nice.[/QUOTE]

gross

[Sparktimus]

[QUOTE=Vincentor;50353221]hearing such stories makes me feel AWFUL[/QUOTE]

This makes me think I should've just kept this to myself :pudge:

[Fence]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;50353195]So a guy I crushed on in high school recently came out as gay and told me that he's got a wonderful bf who he lives happily with in Johnson City.

This is like, the definition of bittersweet for me. I'm really happy he's found someone and had the strength to come out, but I can't help myself from being a jealous baby about it, even though I realistically had no shot with him at that stage in my life.

I know it's not something to get hung up on and maybe I should just quit whining about shit like this, but I swear it feels like I'll explode if I don't say something.[/QUOTE]

It's better to let these things out than to bottle it all in.

Keeping this stuff in just results in a lot of frustrating, sleepless nights and other unpleasantries.

And eventually you reach a point where you won't tell these things even if you really want to.

[jp_rsardeto]

OK. There's this jkashdkjahsdj situation

I told you guys about some guy who was gonna come to my place last weekend. He did, we talked, we drank, we made out. He's all right and we've been talking over the week and I'm kinda interested.

Then, there's this friend of mine (to some degree) who asked me to go to a party with him tomorrow - he never does that, nobody ever does that

So, part of me want to go to that party. Buuuut what I really would like is to hang out with that other dude sucks that I don't know if he's interested on me. Knowing myself I'll probably not attend to the party and the guy I'm into is gonna tell me to fuck off and die. #firstworldproblems

[Mort Stroodle]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;50354252]OK. There's this jkashdkjahsdj situation

I told you guys about some guy who was gonna come to my place last weekend. He did, we talked, we drank, we made out. He's all right and we've been talking over the week and I'm kinda interested.

Then, there's this friend of mine (to some degree) who asked me to go to a party with him tomorrow - he never does that, nobody ever does that

So, part of me want to go to that party. Buuuut what I really would like is to hang out with that other dude sucks that I don't know if he's interested on me. Knowing myself I'll probably not attend to the party and the guy I'm into is gonna tell me to fuck off and die. #firstworldproblems[/QUOTE]

Could you reschedule with the guy and go to the party anyway?

[SeamanStains]

Take him to party.

[jp_rsardeto]

Yeah I'm thinking about it but I'm afraid I'm wanting to do things to quickly

[Pvt. Martin]

Fug it, first selfie in years.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/umVdDnI.jpg[/t]

Bonus mid-shave pic.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/KYu7RqY.jpg[/t]

[greeley]

ULTIMATE DOUCHE BAG SELFIE

[IMG]http://67.media.tumblr.com/c37f9b8a3ae16a9c07c192e4976d52ac/tumblr_o6v9qsO3Ei1qan1a0o1_500.jpg[/IMG]

I literally look like an american skater douche.

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=greeley;50357108]ULTIMATE DOUCHE BAG SELFIE

[IMG]http://67.media.tumblr.com/c37f9b8a3ae16a9c07c192e4976d52ac/tumblr_o6v9qsO3Ei1qan1a0o1_500.jpg[/IMG]

I literally look like an american skater douche.[/QUOTE]

Cute tat tho.