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[QUOTE=zurf3r;49553172]Mom almost opened my lewd box, now i gotta find a new hiding spot :v[/QUOTE] "I never knew you collected multicolored vases!"

[QUOTE=Firecat;49553318]I dont think those are tech stretch, although I do have a pair of them and [URL="http://i.imgur.com/VKrOGcyh.jpg"]i love how they fit to my leg[/URL], i want a lighter blue pair soon [URL="http://i.imgur.com/10pCUCgh.jpg"]stretchhhh[/URL][/QUOTE] fucking wiggling my phone in and out always makes me feel silly. Its somewhat shaped to get in and out though. My keys? fuck that. If they're stuck in there sometimes I just want to give up and not even bother. Also, getting into those fresh out of the shower is impossible. Getting into them with freshly shaved and moisturized legs? Fuck that, you need to violate physics or some shit.

[QUOTE=Political Gamer;49553556]This is why you buy the LewdBoxLock™ LewdBoxLock™ for when you need to hide your freaky sextoys from the dissaproving eyes of friends, family, and snooping pastors!* *Warning LewdBoxLock™ does not prevent mentioned individuals from violating your personal space by barging into your room unannounced. or live on your own but that's a bit pricier[/QUOTE] I keep two lockboxes. You could destroy them with a knife so it's really just a visible implication of privacy. They sit under my computer desk unnoticed enough.

also fucking HYPE have a song idea that I like and am already vibing too FUCK YES ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] godDAMNIT [editline]17th January 2016[/editline] when excited i swear a lot

All my clothes have holes and I wear whatever I can find because I'm not bourgeois and need things like food instead. :sick:

[QUOTE=zurf3r;49553172]Mom almost opened my lewd box, now i gotta find a new hiding spot :v[/QUOTE] Me and my mother made a silent deal sometime ago. She will avoid my room and my stuff for all cost and I'll keep my room cleaned to a decent degree so she doesn't have a heart attack if she actually does come in. Works out pretty well.

I'm gay.

ill vouch for him

Yeah dicks are pretty cool.

I too, want to be gay

[QUOTE=Ax3l;49554938]I too, want to be gay[/QUOTE] Suck my totally huuuuuuuge weiner ;)

I'm not THAT gay

Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the straight thread's two blocks down.

I am not gay, i just like kissing guys and taking it up the butt.

you're so gay you have consensual sex with other men. lmao owned

And another goes, happy birthday to me.

Is Grindr good for making friends? Is there ways to filter people to find others that I have things in common with? All I've heard about it is sexual related.

[QUOTE=kalamari13;49556261]Is Grindr good for making friends? Is there ways to filter people to find others that I have things in common with? All I've heard about it is sexual related.[/QUOTE] I have actually made friends on Grindr, but there's no interests-based filtering or anything like that.

I wish Isaac Asimov's Foundation would age better, can't get into it thanks to the old vision of the future.

I'm just lonely as fuck and it seems like everybody i'm close to hates me and wants me to die half the time simply because I have anxiety over their obsession of skype calls and using my mic. I'm shy as hell. I've made one single real life friend over the past 14 years. I need good people to keep me company and not just smalltalk me once a week. It's so irritating, this might not be the most accurate thread to post this, but i'm depressed and need someone to talk to that wont call me names all the time, even sarcastically.

[QUOTE=cheetahben;49556052]you're so gay you have consensual sex with other men. lmao owned[/QUOTE] you're so gay that you verbally indicate that you're gay upon being asked in conversation

In the past i asked in a thread: how to tell my parents im gay. Im finally told it, now they cut the contact and since then they didnt talked to me. Im a sad gay without parents...

I don't get why parents or other close family would be so hostile to their children being gay or bi or whatever.

Families raised with in a conservative environment tend to be less giddy about their offspring being gay. My father and his family are like that, but he's been coming to terms with it and never really brings it up anyway. Then there's my mother who constantly brings it up as if it were a joke.

[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;49556383]I wish Isaac Asimov's Foundation would age better, can't get into it thanks to the old vision of the future.[/QUOTE] Peter F Hamiltons Commonwealth Saga is really good and is space opera in proper lovely scale

Maybe it's because of the time of the year or maybe because I'm getting more grown up, but as of late I've been feeling more and more lonely and I just want to meet somebody new and close. It's hard to in this little city to actually get to know people who like the same stuff as you do. I've tried okcupid and tinder both and there's nothing.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;49552315]I wear pajama pants out in public why have I not been attacked yet[/QUOTE] I once wore a pair of [URL="http://puu.sh/mAnr6/dce5a3ba88.jpg"] Onesie Pajamas [/URL] during a anime convention. I got alot of butt slaps, pinches, and gropes. It was alot of fun.

[QUOTE=Gabriel_Gore;49557809]I once wore a pair of [URL="http://puu.sh/mAnr6/dce5a3ba88.jpg"] Onesie Pajamas [/URL] during a anime convention. I got alot of butt slaps, pinches, and gropes. It was alot of fun.[/QUOTE] If I wore something like that out in public here, I'd probably have a few less teeth when I returned home.

[QUOTE=Mysterious;49557872]If I wore something like that out in public here, I'd probably have a few less teeth when I returned home.[/QUOTE] but anime conventions are the perfect place for it

[QUOTE=paindoc;49557064]Peter F Hamiltons Commonwealth Saga is really good and is space opera in proper lovely scale[/QUOTE] Thanks, I'll look into it!