Gay Chat V. XIV

[Xieneus]

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;49580645]nah everyone deserves/needs some alone time

[B]party up[/B][/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;G3-7F2L_IOE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3-7F2L_IOE[/video]

[TehWhale]

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;49580645]nah everyone deserves/needs some alone time

party up[/QUOTE]i agree!

[editline]21st January 2016[/editline]

hi guys, it's been a minute. how you guys been?

[Sparktimus]

i've been better, but I'm hanging in there

haven't seen you in a while, how're you?

[kijji]

Busy as hell at work because it's supposed to snow. Ooooh, scary.

I'm considering putting my two weeks in but idk what I'd do after that :s:

[Saza]

[QUOTE=TehWhale;49581281]i agree!

[editline]21st January 2016[/editline]

hi guys, it's been a minute. how you guys been?[/QUOTE]

who it's you AND hobo at the same time :0

i'm gonna be in jax for the SEC women's basketball tourney dude march 2-6

[ultra_bright]

[QUOTE=greeley;49577181]So i haven't had sex in a week. I'm dying here. We were meant to have it on Monday, but my sex drive left when i found out my granddad died. Now i've just realised i haven't had sex in a week im so frustrated and pent up. I've told the bf that "We're having sex tonight, no ifs or buts, only BUTTS"[/QUOTE]

I havent had sex in almost two months, when me and my boyfriend visit eachother.

How often do you fuck wow.

[Spookly]

holy fuck were epilators invented by the spanish inquisition jesus fuck, I keep trying to approach using it and giving up after 20 minutes

[editline]22nd January 2016[/editline]

im becoming a Sasquatch and living in the woods fuck it

[kaze4159]

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;49581951]holy fuck were epilators invented by the spanish inquisition jesus fuck, I keep trying to approach using it and giving up after 20 minutes

[editline]22nd January 2016[/editline]

im becoming a Sasquatch and living in the woods fuck it[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure epilators were originally designed for torture

[_jack]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;49582045]Pretty sure epilators were originally designed for torture[/QUOTE]

christ, [I]why[/I]

[editline]22nd January 2016[/editline]

if you literally want 0% body hair you're p. much stuck with a full-body electrolysis or waxing, repeatedly

[paindoc]

[QUOTE=_jesterk;49582140]christ, [I]why[/I]

[editline]22nd January 2016[/editline]

if you literally want 0% body hair you're p. much stuck with a full-body electrolysis or waxing, repeatedly[/QUOTE]

I hate being super hairy so much, thanks for nothing genetics

there's gotta be some science that could be done here to make this suck less

[jp_rsardeto]

I hate when I go to the barbershop and get out of there looking like my hair was set on fire =/

[paindoc]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49582267]I hate when I go to the barbershop and get out of there looking like my hair was set on fire =/[/QUOTE]

I got a haircut asking them to trim my style back a bit more but they gave me a full-on undercut with super short sides and I feel I look like a complete dickhead.

f for respect for my fellow fallen comrade

[Demonic_Koi]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49582267]I hate when I go to the barbershop and get out of there looking like my hair was set on fire =/[/QUOTE]

This is the exact reason why i have gone to the exact same barber the last 5 years :I

[zurf3r]

[QUOTE=mr_sandvich;49582574]This is the exact reason why i have gone to the exact same barber the last 5 years :I[/QUOTE]

Same here, the guy i go to just knows what i want

[Demonic_Koi]

It's just way too nice to just go there and say "The usual, You know the deal" and get exactly what you want

[kaze4159]

I've never seen the same hairdresser twice, I just go to whoever's closest :v:
Really should get my hair styled at some point, it sits really horribly right now

[greeley]

I cant stand haircuts, im really not good at small talk and its just awkward as fuck.

[Senn]

Most male barbershops doesn't know the definition of "trim a little" it seems.

"Oh can you give my hair a little trim?"
"Sure I will just grab this and just trim this a bit--AAAND IT'S GONE, your hair is gone"

[kaze4159]

[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;49583385]Most male barbershops doesn't know the definition of "trim a little" it seems.

"Oh can you give my hair a little trim?"
"Sure I will just grab this and just trim this a bit--AAAND IT'S GONE, your hair is gone"[/QUOTE]

I always say if you're worried about your size, date a hairdresser
because everything looks 3 inches longer to them :v:

[Sparktimus]

G'morning.

Apparently we're under a state of emergency cuz of the winter storm. That's fun.

[katt]

My last pair of earbuds just decided to stop working, guess that means no more music for me..

[bitches]

Trek you said grindr would be good for friends but all I get are dudes looking for a quick fuck not even reading my profile, TONS of bots, and a guy berating me for attending university.

[Saza]

[QUOTE=bitches;49584186]Trek you said grindr would be good for friends but all I get are dudes looking for a quick fuck not even reading my profile, TONS of bots, and a guy berating me for attending university.[/QUOTE]

this is literally all I have ever heard about grindr

[paindoc]

[QUOTE=bitches;49584186]Trek you said grindr would be good for friends but all I get are dudes looking for a quick fuck not even reading my profile, TONS of bots, and a guy berating me for attending university.[/QUOTE]

Goddamn right you [I]fuckin nerde[/I]

Pls send help though my hair is too short it's quite cold

[Zillamaster55]

[img]https://i.gyazo.com/3629d7472e9e06bbfa666b4c58d5cb33.png[/img]

I can't stick with a steam name

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=bitches;49584186]Trek you said grindr would be good for friends but all I get are dudes looking for a quick fuck not even reading my profile, TONS of bots, and [B]a guy berating me for attending university.[/B][/QUOTE]

what

[Hoob]

[QUOTE=kimr120;49586190]what[/QUOTE]

it's grindr so i imagine it was like

"why study when we can be bangin"

[paindoc]

[QUOTE=kimr120;49586190]what[/QUOTE]

I haven't had that outright, but two tinder matches who were engineers endlessly berated all non-STEM majors in really rude ways. Didn't talk to them much after that. I've seen "if you're in uni, don't match with me" on grindr though, that and the general feeling of the app meant I sorta gave up real fast lol.

idk why its such a big issue but [I]alright then[/I]

[Hoob]

anyone who gives someone shit for not being in a STEM field is 100% lame

[Trekintosh]

[QUOTE=bitches;49584186]Trek you said grindr would be good for friends but all I get are dudes looking for a quick fuck not even reading my profile, TONS of bots, and a guy berating me for attending university.[/QUOTE]

I said [I]I had found friends but Grindr is an awful place for that and I just got lucky.[/I] I still get absolutely drowned in old people asking me if I top or bottom and sending me gross zoomed in dick pics. Or really really awkward unattractive people sending me nudes without saying anything at all first. Honestly I see it as stress relief because I can mercilessly make fun of them for not being able to read profiles then block them before they can respond and get really smug about how clever I've been :v: