I had a sex dream about The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) was going to my gym and it was quiet and we made friends, he then invited me round his house to play Rocket League on his PS4 and he found everything i said really funny, and then he was showing me around his amazing house and we got to the bedroom and he goes "lay on my bed, it is the comfiest bed you'll ever go on" and i did and omg it was so comfy, i then said something like "if i had sex on this bed, id fall asleep before id finished" and we then got talking about how he hasnt had sex in a few months and hes on a dry spell. Which ended up in us having sex and he then confessed his love to me even though i went "dude, no, we're not getting into a relationship" and he was like "oh im not gay, i just want to have casual sex and live ogether and be together all the time"
Then i woke up lol
[QUOTE=greeley;49745297]I had a sex dream about The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) was going to my gym and it was quiet and we made friends, he then invited me round his house to play Rocket League on his PS4 and he found everything i said really funny, and then he was showing me around his amazing house and we got to the bedroom and he goes "lay on my bed, it is the comfiest bed you'll ever go on" and i did and omg it was so comfy, i then said something like "if i had sex on this bed, id fall asleep before id finished" and we then got talking about how he hasnt had sex in a few months and hes on a dry spell. Which ended up in us having sex and he then confessed his love to me even though i went "dude, no, we're not getting into a relationship" and he was like "oh im not gay, i just want to have casual sex and live ogether and be together all the time"
Then i woke up lol[/QUOTE]
Dwayne is too pure for this.
I can't imagine Dwayne doing anything but snuggling
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49745334]Dwayne is too pure for this.[/QUOTE]
Pfft, i'll bring out the animal in him!
Today is better than yesterday. February 15, the day left over Valentines Day chocolates are sold for a discount.
On the subject of dreams, I figured I'd share mine. It was easily the weirdest one I've had in awhile, and I tend to have incredibly vivid dreams as it is.
If anyone here remembers Nova Prospekt from Half-Life 2, the dream took place in a similiar environment with basically the same architecture. There were no traces of the combine nor was the prison itself in a state of disrepair, but only half of the lights actually worked and nobody was in the prison except for me, some cute tall guy, and an unseen stalker in the shadows.
It started off with us simply exploring the desolate prison, searching for any sites of interest. It was basically urban exploration at its finest. To our surprise, we came across a phone on a desk which actually rang. Upon picking it up, I heard a voice say, "Hey, let this ring 3 times and pick it up again. I'll call back." The phone rings 3 times, and I pick it up to which all I can hear is labored breathing.
I hand the phone over as my companion was curious what was going on, to which whatever he heard demoralized him as he threw the phone against the wall. Soon after, we hear heavy footsteps increasing in volume and pace from a darkened corridor behind us. We retreat throughout the blackened maze, following what frail glimpses of light we could catch until all was silent.
Before I go into more detail, I sometimes have this odd phenomenon in my dreams where in any given context, I can recall history and traits attributable to the people in my dream. In this case, a dawning revelation hit me, the voice on the phone was that of someone I was able to recall as a mutual friend of ours that had died 2 years ago from falling off an extreme height. I shared my epiphany with the tall guy who got further distressed. Out of nowhere, I just hugged him tightly to which he reciprocated until I woke up.
Gotta love weird dreams. I don't even know any of their names, yet I can recall false history with them spanning the course of a couple years. :ohno:
Got my first job and apartment in the span of a few weeks. Moving out in May oh boy.
Nintendo-Guy more like Nintendo-Man amirite?
I think I'm gonna tell that girl how I feel and ask her out to the movies tomorrow.
[editline]15th February 2016[/editline]
why not i mean there's no point in waiting
"Tis better to light a candle than to curse the darkness"
[QUOTE=ScoobyV2;49744243]I'm at FSU, a university full of hot guys
BUT I cannot find someone to love or have sex with.
It's very upsetting[/QUOTE]
I HATE FLORIDA STATE but you are not wrong there are a lot of attractive people there
Clearly Florida is the place to be.
There are hardly any cuties here in the Volunteer state, with the exception of a few folks I know online
How do you think I feel? :v:
Everyone here is white trash.
There are a handful of good looking guys over here. I'm just not looking for any type of relationship as of this moment.
I feel that I should first settle down somewhere before I commit to something like that. Especially since I keep going back-and-forth across the country.
For the fellow Swedes who disagreed with my post. I meant in my city, not in the country.
[QUOTE=Ax3l;49748868]How do you think I feel? :v:
Everyone here is white trash.[/QUOTE]
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Poor little guy's never been to Rockford
all the good looking guys around here are straight :suicide:
all the good looking guys here are more socially awkward than me
[QUOTE=Ac!dL3ak;49747093]Nintendo-Guy more like Nintendo-Man amirite?[/QUOTE]
he's gonna grow into a sega
[QUOTE=Zeke129;49751097]he's gonna grow into a sega[/QUOTE]
BLAST PROCESSING
[QUOTE=Saza;49748537]I HATE FLORIDA STATE but you are not wrong there are a lot of attractive people there[/QUOTE]
Yeah I'm too lazy to join the gay club to meet other gay people.
Grindr here sucks, so does OkCupid.
I'm talking to one guy though, but he's not really my type.
Alright, public opinion time:
at height of 6ft 2in and weight of 165, am I underweight?
[QUOTE=Dom Pyroshark;49752174]Alright, public opinion time:
at height of 6ft 2in and weight of 165, am I underweight?[/QUOTE]
I'm taller than you and weigh less so, I don't think so at least :v:
According to this
[url]https://tomtdr.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/bmi-chart.jpg[/url]
You're normal.
But according to most charts, im actually overweight-obese yet im most definitely not.
My coughs convinced me to stay up and cough. Soooo much better than sleeping, thanks coughs this is so much fun
I'm around 6'0-6'1 and 155 lbs. I actually feel pretty fat, but that's mainly due to the excess from where I used to be chubby. Everyone seems to think I look like a string bean, though.
[QUOTE=Mysterious;49752831]I'm around 6'0-6'1 and 155 lbs. I actually feel pretty fat, but that's mainly due to the excess from where I used to be chubby. Everyone seems to think I look like a string bean, though.[/QUOTE]
im 6ft and im 210lbs. If you're fat then im super fat lol.
5'10 and 175
:pudge:
im 6'4" and feel average
5'7 and over 300 lbs.
I'm a fat fucker :v:
I like guys with a bit more tub than skinny.
Thats why i like my cubs & bears ;)
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