Gay Chat V. XIV

[shxwxrs]

[QUOTE=Mysterious;49755427]Kinda makes me worry I have body dysmorphia[/QUOTE]

As someone with body dysphoria, I wouldn't recommend it!

[Broguts]

[QUOTE=Gunteen8;49756061]welcome to me, chairman of the unhealthy train :cool:

[/QUOTE]

Greetings chairman;

As Prime Minister of the HMCS loneliness I would like to offer a handshake as a sign of friendship. Perhaps we could convince the Generalissimo of the Self Loathing Bus to also get in on this.

Sincerely
Broguts Dundlecles

[gunteen8]

[QUOTE=Broguts;49756101]Greetings chairman;

As Prime Minister of the HMCS loneliness I would like to offer a handshake as a sign of friendship. Perhaps we could convince the Generalissimo of the Self Loathing Bus to also get in on this.

Sincerely
Broguts Dundlecles[/QUOTE]

lmao k fam u got it

[sp]i dont know how to be formal[/sp]

[AtomicSans]

[QUOTE=Gunteen8;49756200]lmao k fam u got it

[sp]i dont know how to be formal[/sp][/QUOTE]damn son you could run for congress with masterful legalese like that

[gunteen8]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49756505]damn son you could run for congress with masterful legalese like that[/QUOTE]

bro im already doing it vote for me

bumfuck magoo 2k16

[Saza]

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49754706]Car got rear ended

:suicide:[/QUOTE]

it is literally no big deal provided you called the police and got an incident filed on the scene

you will go to an approved auto body repair, their insurance will pay for it, all is well

my truck's bed has been rebuilt twice because of people since we've owned it for 10 years

[Zillamaster55]

[QUOTE=Saza;49756559]it is literally no big deal provided you called the police and got an incident filed on the scene

you will go to an approved auto body repair, their insurance will pay for it, all is well

my truck's bed has been rebuilt twice because of people since we've owned it for 10 years[/QUOTE]

It wasn't a major issue, just paint ripped off the bumper. Total accident on the girl's part, weather was shit and the roads were way icier than anyone expected.

Just really bummed because I was having a bad day and that was icing on the shit cake.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=cheetahben;49753853]5'11" and 185 lbs

could be much worse I suppose[/QUOTE]

I'm the same height and was down to that weight once but gained a bunch at uni and now I hover around 200ish.

I'm built small enough that I probably should be around 150 though.

Maybe I'll get serious about losing weight again at one point (hahhaha)

[ep9832]

I'm 5'10 and 170. Luckily the weight managed to proportion itself out really well so ya boy is THIC

[kijji]

I'm 5'2 and somewhere between 130 and 133

[gunteen8]

[QUOTE=kijji;49757526]I'm 5'2 and somewhere between 130 and 133[/QUOTE]

lmao shorty :v:

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Gunteen8;49757539]lmao shorty :v:[/QUOTE]

I'm 5'4''

you talkin shit?

[gunteen8]

[QUOTE=J!NX;49757541]I'm 5'4''

you talkin shit?[/QUOTE]

5'10", beyotch

come at me if u can REACH ME

[Curls]

[QUOTE=Gunteen8;49757544]5'10", beyotch

come at me if u can REACH ME[/QUOTE]

you wish you were this HOT

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[gunteen8]

[QUOTE=J!NX;49757548]you wish you were this HOT

[t]http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Screen-shot-2011-10-28-at-3.00.11-PM.png[/t][/QUOTE]

ive been bested.........

[no]

[QUOTE=Gunteen8;49757544]5'10", beyotch

come at me if u can REACH ME[/QUOTE]

6'3"

hello friend

[Saza]

[QUOTE=ep9832;49757454]I'm 5'10 and 170. Luckily the weight managed to proportion itself out really well so ya boy is THIC[/QUOTE]

whoa are you me

i'm like 5'8/9 (maybe) and in the 150-60 area now but i blame my legs of intensity

[Senn]

[QUOTE=Gunteen8;49757539]lmao shorty :v:[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/sonicforhire/images/7/77/Sonic_For_Hire_-_Golden_Axe_-_YouTube.png/revision/latest?cb=20121208191720[/IMG]

The fuck did you say?

[Grim_2o0o]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0[/media]

[editline]17th February 2016[/editline]

that ass was fat

[greeley]

The bae is going for the weekend to see his friends down south. So i have the whole house to myself!
WHAT SHALL I DO?

[SentientToilet]

dance naked

[greeley]

[QUOTE=TheDrunkenOne;49758178]dance naked[/QUOTE]

I'm not going to be dressed for the whole weekend.

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=greeley;49758123]The bae is going for the weekend to see his friends down south. So i have the whole house to myself!
WHAT SHALL I DO?[/QUOTE]

do 100 pushups on the roof

[Xieneus]

[QUOTE=greeley;49758123]The bae is going for the weekend to see his friends down south. So i have the whole house to myself!
WHAT SHALL I DO?[/QUOTE]

blast exotic music and do a variety of dances

or play video games

[Grim_2o0o]

trash the place to make it look like a break-in and then when he comes home and rushes to the bedroom to find you tied up in chains with a bunch of mood lights

ahem

[Xieneus]

scratch my idea, grims is way better

[Grim_2o0o]

Also had some really bad lunch today at some 'Japanese' restaurant.
The sushi was room-temperature, the salad was fucking -frozen- (actually took a bite into it and crushed some ice), and the yakiniku (which should be made with cube steak or short lion) was made using leg instead so it was covered in fat and it was DRY SOMEHOW???

Here's to me not being poisoned :dead:

[Demonic_Koi]

It's genuinely difficult for me to find good Japanese restaurants that don't cost a fortune to eat at :cry:

[greeley]

I've never had sushi or any Japanese food really.

[Gangleider]

[QUOTE=greeley;49759648]I've never had sushi or any Japanese food really.[/QUOTE]

u sicken me