Gay Chat V. XIV

[Vomitself]

[QUOTE=Broguts;49789757]I kinda wanna see someone try to pull off an ancient mesopotamian beard.
[img]http://www.wordinfo.info/words/images/beard-mesopotamian.gif[/img]
like this, but it'd probably be really hard to maintain.[/QUOTE]

eugh

that just screams the type of person that won't shut up about how great organic food is while he plays Fleet Foxes through his Macbook speakers

[aeeh]

Does it matter when im not gay if i join this chat here :)?

[moesislack]

I dunno why you'd care to but it's not like we're going to stop you.

[greeley]

The most stereotypical gay thing i do (minus gay sex) is i've watched every season of Desperate Housewives..... 3 times.

IT WAS A GOOD SHOW OK

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=greeley;49790191]The most stereotypical gay thing i do (minus gay sex) is i've watched every season of Desperate Housewives..... 3 times.

IT WAS A GOOD SHOW OK[/QUOTE]

I don't think I do any really gay things other than being silly?

[sp]I mean sometimes I like to touch my own big butt when I'm trying to sleep.[/sp]

[Gangleider]

[QUOTE=Fridolin;49789974]Does it matter when im not gay if i join this chat here :)?[/QUOTE]

if u think u can handle the gay

[Sparktimus]

I can get a neckbeard, but I don't have enough neck fat for it to be visible I think :v:

[Grim_2o0o]

I can grow a beard I guess but it's super thin on the cheeks and it doesn't connect to my upper lip so it just looks [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28549922/2016-02-22%2015.25.20.jpg]depressed.[/url]

[editline]22nd February 2016[/editline]

[QUOTE=moesislack;49790063]I dunno why you'd care to but it's not like we're going to stop you.[/QUOTE]

I am going to build a wall and make the straights pay for it.
No illegal straights in this thread.

[aeeh]

[QUOTE=gangleider;49790264]if u think u can handle the gay[/QUOTE]

i think i can handle it. I will learn something about it.

[AtomicSans]

[QUOTE=kaze4159;49789860]I'm capable of growing two things, a stoner goatee and a reverse hitler, I basically don't grow any other facial hair
On the plus side, impossible for me to get a neckbeard :v:[/QUOTE]
By reverse Hitler, do you mean a negative space Hitler?

[Ax3l]

[QUOTE=cheetahben;49789952]eugh

that just screams the type of person that won't shut up about how great organic food is while he plays Fleet Foxes through his Macbook speakers[/QUOTE]

Ey don't you talk down about Fleet Foxes.

[Rats808]

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49791102]I can grow a beard I guess but it's super thin on the cheeks and it doesn't connect to my upper lip so it just looks [url=https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28549922/2016-02-22%2015.25.20.jpg]depressed.[/url][/QUOTE]

That actually doesn't look half bad. :dog:

[Broguts]

[QUOTE=cheetahben;49789952]eugh

that just screams the type of person that won't shut up about how great organic food is while he plays Fleet Foxes through his Macbook speakers[/QUOTE]

I kinda want to grow out the beard and just record myself acting like that for a day. But to grow out that beard it would probably take not shaving from now until I'm 30, and I think that would be too much effort for a joke.

[Anzu143]

[QUOTE=cheetahben;49789952]Fleet Foxes[/QUOTE]

woah, this is actually pretty sweet. Thanks for new music to listen to :v:

[_jack]

[QUOTE=cheetahben;49789952]eugh

that just screams the type of person that won't shut up about how great organic food is while he plays Fleet Foxes through his Macbook speakers[/QUOTE]

tbh it makes you look more like an assyrian warlord if anything

[editline]22nd February 2016[/editline]

LMAO JUST SACKED JERUSALEM 👌🔥💀 #worldstar #anotherone

[Broguts]

[QUOTE=_jesterk;49792245]tbh it makes you look more like an assyrian warlord if anything

[editline]22nd February 2016[/editline]

LMAO JUST SACKED JERUSALEM  #worldstar #anotherone[/QUOTE]

Assyrians were dropping fire lyrics since 1600 B.C.
“I flayed as many nobles as had rebelled against me
draped their skins over the pile
some I spread out within the pile,
some I erected on stakes upon the pile
I flayed many right through my land
draped their skins over the walls."

-Aššur-nāṣir-apli from his debut album: Punishment in da Fertile Crescent

[Saza]

my facial hair is really bad unless I keep a tight watch on it because my 'stache is very light, color wise but my beard is like, orange, brown and blonde

[jp_rsardeto]

College is so damn pointless

[greeley]

My beard goes ginger sometimes, its odd, i get the odd hair thats like fluorescent orange

[Pvt. Martin]

What is it with SH and rape articles?

I can't go 24 hours without at least one new Rape related article being posted.

Can people just NOT keep it in their pants or something?

[greeley]

Fun story for you all.

I was once accused of rape.

I was in a club with 3 of my male friends. All of them are straight bar me. This group of 4, very attractive girls came to us and started dancing with us. We were all having fun for a few hours, everybody pretty much had "their girl" and the one that chose me was trying to get with me, i went to the toilet to try and avoid it and hopefully it would break the tension up. These girls were very drunk at this point. So i was just standing their at the urinal minding my own business and the girl that wanted me came in the mens toilets and started trying to get off with me and grab my dick. I kindly asked her to stop and told her that i'm really sorry but i'm gay which is why i didn't get with her, but shes very pretty and i can be her wingman if she wants.

She went bright red and then just started screaming in the middle of the toilets and then shouting "RAPE!"
I was there like WTF?! This bouncer came in with a few other people and i was shit scared. Thankfully after telling them that i didn't even touch her or anything and that i'm gay. These 2 guys that were in the cubicals came out and defended me clarifying that i told her to leave me alone and that i was gay. She then got taken out the club.

Unfortunately my mates didn't get their girls because of it but thats one hell of a story they can tell everyone so they're not even mad!

[Pvt. Martin]

Man that's worse to hear.

If it isn't rape seemingly EVERYWHERE, it's folks getting accused of rape for no fucking reason.

Like come on can I go one day without hearing about that terrible subject? I mean shit like that is a whole nother level of wrong in the world of crime ya know?

[Zillamaster55]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/u3cCI6k.jpg[/t]

Look its me

with glasses

and a HAT

[Koifish]

i once posted a picture with me wearing a hat

[sp] with ears on it [/sp]

[Snek]

[QUOTE=jp_rsardeto;49795789]College is so damn pointless[/QUOTE]

i'm on my last semester at college and i dont even know why i went

at least it means higher pay later in life

[Xieneus]

[QUOTE=SirDavid255;49798506]i once posted a picture with me wearing a hat

[sp] with ears on it [/sp][/QUOTE]

post it

[greeley]

I have a hat with horns on it

[kaze4159]

I have a hat with a tail :v:

[fog]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;49797668]What is it with SH and rape articles?

I can't go 24 hours without at least one new Rape related article being posted.

Can people just NOT keep it in their pants or something?[/QUOTE]

I mean crimes happen [URL="https://rainn.org/get-information/statistics/frequency-of-sexual-assault"]all the tim[/URL]e, every day, all around the world. You could fill the whole board if you wanted to make a post about every rape/murder/w.e

The sh articles being posted are just to push agendas so you will only read about those few

[Koifish]

[QUOTE=Xieneus;49798546]post it[/QUOTE]

-snip-

kill me

filters / colors because i got bored and thought it looked bland

edit: yes im 18