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[QUOTE=Xieneus;49818173]the soviets have been kind of dead for awhile now tho[/QUOTE] You'd have to be naive to think the Cold War ACTUALLY ended back in 91. It's still here, just very quiet except when Putin waves his dong around.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;49818201]You'd have to be naive to think the Cold War ACTUALLY ended back in 91. It's still here, just very quiet except when Putin waves his dong around.[/QUOTE] Well, the soviet union as an entity ceased existence in 1991 - Yeltsin was actively friendly with the west when he was in power, and there was no real rivalry in those years The problem is that Yeltsin really couldn't cope with salvaging the Russian economy after the transition between communism and capitalism, setting up Russia for a quiet takeover by the FSB however, this is offtopic, you should all be talking about snuggling

ban sex

no

yes

[QUOTE=elitehakor;49818695]yes[/QUOTE] get outta here!

get the fuq outta here

or we shoot

Sex is too lewd for God. Repent sinners.

Just use Holy water as lube, you'll be fine

But that'll burn me! We're all apostates of Satan after all.

[QUOTE=Liam968;49819223]Just use Holy water as lube, you'll be fine[/QUOTE] Holy water tastes good with sprite or cola

If you thought about sex as much as I do you'd realize how disgusting it is

[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;49819318]This threads gay[/QUOTE] not yet

[QUOTE=Mysterious;49819303]But that'll burn me! We're all apostates of Satan after all.[/QUOTE] I'm too hot for it to burn.

[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;49818944]Sex is too lewd for God. Repent sinners.[/QUOTE] "I show no love to homo thugs" -Leviticus 20:13

[QUOTE=Xieneus;49818173]the soviets have been kind of dead for awhile now tho[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/pUzEnXq.jpg[/img] Doesn't mean I'm not ready

That'd make for some great foreplay

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[QUOTE=Mysterious;49819303]But that'll burn me! We're all apostates of Satan after all.[/QUOTE] I postulate that Satan's apostate's are prostrate with their prostates

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49819573][img]http://i.imgur.com/pUzEnXq.jpg[/img] Doesn't mean I'm not ready[/QUOTE] gay soldier!

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49819573][img]http://i.imgur.com/pUzEnXq.jpg[/img] Doesn't mean I'm not ready[/QUOTE] nazi damian lewis is that you?

[QUOTE=Davidn64;49817544]I actually prefer nighttime over daytime. Sun hurts my eeyes :<[/QUOTE] Night is just depressing The sun gives me life [editline]26th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Joseph Smith;49818944]Sex is too lewd for God. Repent sinners.[/QUOTE] Hand holding is the lewdest expression of affection

new gay avatar ehe

so I can instruct others??

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;49820590]new gay avatar ehe[/QUOTE] step 2. wank

[QUOTE=Liam968;49819223]Just use Holy water as lube, you'll be fine[/QUOTE]Well that explains the snapchat story...

[QUOTE=DerpishCat;49820590]new gay avatar ehe[/QUOTE] donut man

Got my new voter's card in the mail. I am primed and PUMPED for next week to go out for early voting. I.e. it's for the primaries here in Illinois, ready to Bern this state to the ground.

go trump go trump go trump [airhorn]