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[QUOTE=kijji;49903150]I wouldn't bve very comfortable with shaving my ass tbh, I'm already uncomfortable about trimming my pubes :v:[/QUOTE] Dude I'm just gonna say: do it. Seriously, it feels so liberating to be gone with ass hair and pubic hair, and in my case, all body hair. I would never ever go back, I love it!

i'm a straight man that occasionally has sex with only men and has not had sex with a woman ever.

I wish I was bi - the options would be endless! I've always been curious as to what it's like to be with a female, but I've never been curious enough to act on it.

im bi and ive tried both but guys have consistently been better and are more fun to be around honestly

If only there was guys with boobs ¿

[QUOTE=Chickens!;49905350]If only there was guys with boobs ¿[/QUOTE] If you think of boobs as just big balls of fat on their chest, then there are a lot of guys out there with that

gross

[QUOTE=Chickens!;49905350]If only there was guys with boobs ¿[/QUOTE] we have the technology [IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/rbiro/TrannyCarl_athf.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Xieneus;49905497]we have the technology [IMG]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a76/rbiro/TrannyCarl_athf.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [T]http://41.media.tumblr.com/b37aa6739a7de8c15e88e2dc187e2139/tumblr_nj5bbhAHoO1ri73ipo1_1280.png[/T]

I kinda envy bi people as they have so many options to choose from. But then again as you guys have said that leads in lot of confusion and decision making. I'm actually happy to be gay and I've never felt like it's wrong or that I dislike being gay. Then again I'm not exactly sure how my parents would feel as they are old and think being gay is a crime or something. I'm quite alright in my fuzzy closet. :v:

[QUOTE=Amaurus;49903134]Never tried it myself personally. I'm just really patient with shaving it so yeah.[/QUOTE] Shaving your ass is like playing minesweeper, one wrong move and you fucking die

[QUOTE=Louis;49905914]Shaving your ass is like playing minesweeper, one wrong move and you fucking die[/QUOTE] VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM. Trust me, its a godsend. I have the hairiest arse in the world and this stuff has been a life saver. I use it about once every 6 months and it barely causes itching

[QUOTE=Louis;49905914]Shaving your ass is like playing minesweeper, one wrong move and you fucking die[/QUOTE] Use nair

[QUOTE=Louis;49905914]Shaving your ass is like playing minesweeper, one wrong move and you fucking die[/QUOTE] No you don't, do you shave with a chainsaw or something?

[QUOTE=greeley;49904860]i'm a straight man that occasionally has sex with only men and has not had sex with a woman ever.[/QUOTE] Oh man Greeley I read the first part of that and got really scared for a moment don't do that to me

[QUOTE=Chickens!;49905350]If only there was guys with boobs ¿[/QUOTE] this is why we have hentai. i've read so much that it scares most people when i show them the list.

why do you have a list of that... [editline]10th March 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Deljade;49906715]No you don't, do you shave with a chainsaw or something?[/QUOTE] hyperbole for the sake of a joke haha but cutting your ass while shaving would be something that you dont want to do!!

[QUOTE=Louis;49907175]why do you have a list of that... [editline]10th March 2016[/editline] hyperbole for the sake of a joke haha but cutting your ass while shaving would be something that you dont want to do!![/QUOTE] Documentation. I read it all for the plot usually although lately I haven't read much which is kinda depressing. There's only 600 on the list.

I don't think I should get close to anyone ever again

[QUOTE=Deljade;49906715]No you don't, do you shave with a chainsaw or something?[/QUOTE] You dont???

[thumb]http://media.supercheapauto.com.au/sca/images/user/howto/process_images/Car_Detailing/Electric_Buffer_WEB.mov_snapshot_02.01_2013.04.10_11.44.22.jpg[/thumb] apply to ass for a mirror shine

ah shit... my secret to a shiny ass has been revealed

[img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/fcc8fa04985866c5b81edd014ae87db4/tumblr_mprqiaUWNu1s13iszo1_500.gif[/img] [editline]11th March 2016[/editline] ordered some parkas off a [url=https://www.varusteleka.com/en]literal meme[/url] site, they look fab as fuck. [editline]11th March 2016[/editline] [t]https://www.varusteleka.fi/pictures/558b.jpg[/t] halloween goals

[QUOTE=Chickens!;49905350]If only there was guys with boobs ¿[/QUOTE] Like the ladyboy I fucked last night? [editline]11th March 2016[/editline] Although Thai ladyboys are a reverse of that situation just in recent years the number of posts ops has gone down for various reasons, I don't think it really counts as a homosexual experience pre or post op although I'm sure people would disagree

So i want to tell bae that i want to start going gym again because the home gym isnt working, but i feel bad convincing bae to spend £60 of home gym stuff.

[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;49908746][img]http://31.media.tumblr.com/fcc8fa04985866c5b81edd014ae87db4/tumblr_mprqiaUWNu1s13iszo1_500.gif[/img] [editline]11th March 2016[/editline] ordered some parkas off a [url=https://www.varusteleka.com/en]literal meme[/url] site, they look fab as fuck. [editline]11th March 2016[/editline] [t]https://www.varusteleka.fi/pictures/558b.jpg[/t] halloween goals[/QUOTE] Varusteleka is a pretty funny, I wish they'd stock some Danish m84 though.

[QUOTE=greeley;49906044]VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM. Trust me, its a godsend. I have the hairiest arse in the world and this stuff has been a life saver. I use it about once every 6 months and it barely causes itching[/QUOTE] Bought some to see what the hype was all about, I was kinda sceptical since I never trust creams that much and my hairs are [thicc] To my surprise, it left me super smooth and with no pain. goddamn

My little brother is most definitely going to be gay. He may only be 10 but he is so flamboyant and camp.

That's funny, when I look back to my own youth and what I did, I guess I was more innocent and dumb but man I did some -really- gay shit. Wrestling as a kid was like my favourite shit ever, getting pinned and shit, and when I was just learning about how body hair works and I saw my brother's legs I was like "whoooaaa" and he responded with "are you gay wtf" Youth was really weird for me.

Never was that flamboyant about liking men. It was just some sort of "dicks are quite nice, actually" revelation one day. I'm surprised my childhood friend didn't turn out gay because he loved shoving his dick in my face and pinning me down.