[QUOTE=IForgotPassword;50036725]Vodka and orange juice. You can get the cheapest bottle of vodka, the citrus stops you from feeling sick in the stomach, and it's very gay.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure a screwdriver works well with shitty vodka (Aristocrat, been there, done that) but it is pretty good.
I also do it with everclear, or with this lemon drink Publix sells in 50/50 that and OJ
[QUOTE=Louis;50036385]All good choices, but jack? Gimmie some sailor jerrys or morgans any day[/QUOTE]
Hey, listen now, I'm a Southern US person. All of that sounds fine, though. Also, you reminded me of a fourth drink: the dark and stormy.
[QUOTE=TheBigBadaboi;50037509]What the hell is absinthe?[/QUOTE]
Sorta like alcohol that makes you hallucinate
[QUOTE=TheBigBadaboi;50037509]What the hell is absinthe?[/QUOTE]
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Absinthe-glass.jpg[/img]
Many names. The drink of the Bohemians, the green fairy, the artist's poison, etc.
A drink banned by competition, revived in the later 20th and 21st century.
[QUOTE=Broguts;50034283]rip[/QUOTE]
WAS THAT A FUCKING PUN
[QUOTE=matthaios;50035147]I don't like hairy burly big broad brawny blokes or bears[/QUOTE]
ban for racism
ban ban ban
[QUOTE=matthaios;50035147]I don't like hairy burly big broad brawny blokes or bears. I like twinky trappy tasty tender people like twinks or otters are fine too, or cute girls they're cool.
I like both men and women.
But that's just my preferences for things like one night stands. I like friendly nice good cool great amazing people.[/QUOTE]
YOU ARE WRONG.
big bearded burly hench men are literally the best.
[QUOTE=TheBigBadaboi;50037509]What the hell is absinthe?[/QUOTE]
Nail varnish remover.
The smell of nail varnish remover always gives me headaches.
Yeah me too.
[QUOTE=Zelle;50039138]The smell of nail varnish remover always gives me headaches.[/QUOTE]
YES SAME
Fuck i used to hate it when my mum removed her nail varnish
I keep an entire hardware store bottle of that stuff (acetone) in the fridge because it evaporates otherwise
Right next to the lithium polymer batteries
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;50039782]I keep an entire hardware store bottle of that stuff (acetone) in the fridge because it evaporates otherwise
Right next to the lithium polymer batteries[/QUOTE]
Why are you storing the batteries in your fridge tho?
[QUOTE=Topzombie;50040005]Why are you storing the batteries in your fridge tho?[/QUOTE]
it makes them last longer, apparently
[QUOTE=kijji;50040134]it makes them last longer, apparently[/QUOTE]
Barely. Unless you're storing your fully charged batteries in there for about 3 years+ you will barely notice a difference. The charge leakage is slower in the fridge but its by such a minimal amount that its not worth it.
I keep my dildos nice and cool in the wine cooler :wink:
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;50040252]I keep my dildos nice and cool in the wine cooler :wink:[/QUOTE]
why :v:
[QUOTE=kijji;50040320]why :v:[/QUOTE]
for that nice, cool feeling....? :v:
I'd preheat mine in the oven for a nice feeling :v:
[QUOTE=Grim2o0o;50040252]I keep my dildos nice and cool in the wine cooler :wink:[/QUOTE]
I marinate mine in semen.
The medication I'm taking hasn't affected my sex drive but it's made orgasm significantly more difficult to accomplish
the result is.. interesting
[editline]31st March 2016[/editline]
what does getting a blowjob feel like? I've always wondered
[QUOTE=Sepia Gnome;50036647]I'm going out to a friend's birthday tomorrow, any recommended drinks?
Preferably ones that will keep me drunk throughout the night as cheaply as possible, while making me look like as much of a poof as possible.[/QUOTE]
If you haven't gone out yet, go with the screwdriver idea but have them throw some grenadine in the bottom for the xtra poofness
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;50041084][B]The medication I'm taking hasn't affected my sex drive but it's made orgasm significantly more difficult to accomplish[/B]
the result is.. interesting
[editline]31st March 2016[/editline]
what does getting a blowjob feel like? I've always wondered[/QUOTE]
Lucky, all my meds do are make me tired and gassy.
[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;50040700]I marinate mine in semen.[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;hd5hQkfB_xQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd5hQkfB_xQ[/video]
Season it good
Listening Marilyn Manson for the first time in a while... I forgot that hopeless feeling his songs have. I'm feeling a bit emo as of late
I wish there was a way there was a way I could vocalize my feelings of loneliness and inadequacy without coming off as a desperate thirsty virgin lol
Like, I don't wanna be "that guy" who is a miserable sod 24/7 and brings everyone down with shitty vibes because I have no one, but at the same time, I kind of feel like internalizing anything and dealing with numerous secret pains can't be good for me in the slightest. It's an awful dilemma I wish there were an easy solution to.
Throw it out there, let's see what we can do to help you.
I'm just so sick of the bouts of loneliness I'll have lately. Been getting them every day when things get quite and my mind starts to tick. right now, what I usually do is drown it out with music or vidya, but after a while, the feeling just comes back. sometimes even worse. Yes, I know it's pretty much my fault for not putting myself out there, but there's nothing out here for miles around anyway. I can't even drive yet, so really, I shouldn't even be concerned with the loneliness, since I have more important stuff to do. By gum though, if it's not making everything else extremely difficult. That's mostly depression, but the loneliness/anxiety is an enhancer of it. Again, this is why I don't like talking about it, because I pretty much know that every bit of it is my fault somehow :v:
A girl gave me her number on tinder today. I texted her, but then I looked on her instagram and I think she might be an insane person who uses tinder to murder people. Maybe I should just stick to dudes.
[QUOTE=Joseph Smith;50043402][video=youtube;hd5hQkfB_xQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd5hQkfB_xQ[/video]
Season it good[/QUOTE]
[url=http://imgur.com/gallery/Ol77T]relevant[/url]
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