How to make Pizza in 5 minutes!

[gerbile4]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Not many people on FP have huge resolution screens. Fucking img_thumb those images or put the links.

[CoolCorky]

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[Tools]

[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23051915]Actually, the bread on the pictures is swedish,

[IMG]http://www.pagen.dk/repository/typify/files/product-antligengodtbrod-lrg.jpg[/IMG]

Danish version....

Very tasty actually[/QUOTE]

Where do they sell that, as it could be pretty cool to try out.

[dass]

[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23052573]I'm just so bored these days, I have spent all my life programming and now, there is not anything to do[/QUOTE]

Dammit! Go outside and get a girl ffs.
Stop trolling!

[DeadDexter]

Mine tutorial is better:

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[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2aeqma0.jpg[/img]

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[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/212bk1c.jpg[/img]

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[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/23wa4jq.jpg[/img]

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[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/s0zl21.jpg[/img]

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[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/1qsu8j.jpg[/img]

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[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/262tpno.jpg[/img]

[Mokkan13]

Crop those image's, shrink them, and then stick them in [img_thumb] tags.
Please.
That took so much scrolling, zoomed out as far as Firefox could go.

[editline]11:54PM[/editline]

Also, boiling cheese on bread doesn't count as pizza.

[PlasmaMan]

[QUOTE=Tools;23053442]Where do they sell that, as it could be pretty cool to try out.[/QUOTE]

Only in sweden

[zeldar]

[QUOTE=DeadDexter;23053731]Mine tutorial is better:
*pics*[/QUOTE]
Not a pizza, but looks tasty anyway.

[PlasmaMan]

How do you define pizza?

[eemmzz]

You're the Sandra Lee of Facepunch. :buddy:

[zeldar]

This:
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Eq_it-na_pizza-margherita_sep2005_sml.jpg/800px-Eq_it-na_pizza-margherita_sep2005_sml.jpg[/IMG]

Not this:
[IMG]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6097/sdc10466v.jpg[/IMG]

[PlasmaMan]

[QUOTE=Emz;23054169]You're the Sandra Lee of Facepunch. :buddy:[/QUOTE]

Sandra Lee?

[ProboardslolV2]

Where's the sauce mate?

[Dr. Freeman]

If it takes you five minutes to put cheese on bread, you are slow my friend.

[editline]02:42PM[/editline]

I mean in the head.

[editline]02:43PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=zeldar;23054181]This:
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Eq_it-na_pizza-margherita_sep2005_sml.jpg/800px-Eq_it-na_pizza-margherita_sep2005_sml.jpg[/IMG]
[/QUOTE]

Do want.

[QUOTE=zeldar;23054181]OVERSIZED CHEESE ON BREAD[/QUOTE]
Fucking eww.

[eemmzz]

[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23054193]Sandra Lee?[/QUOTE]

Look up her vids on YT. She is basically a chef that mostly uses pre-prepared ingredients/pre-bought items rather than making them from scratch. So she is like a "cooking for the regular person" chef.

[fo631]

The plate will break if you microwave it.

[attackyourself!]

[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23054140]How do you define pizza?[/QUOTE]

Dough, sauce, cheese, toppings.

[BurnEmDown]

I'm gonna try this with some tomatoes, will post pics if they will be worthy.

[g42]

[img]http://filmreviewonline.com/wp-content/gallery/hells-kitchen/hells-kitchen-gordon-ramsey-yelling-2.jpg[/img]
YOU FUCKING OVERCOOKED IT, DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN AS IT ASKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

[JDK721]

resize the fucking images

[Retarded Turtle]

Pizza's have tomatoes....

[superm0ney]

[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23051675]Its an alternative pizza[/QUOTE]

no you did it wrong. this is a pizza [img]http://www.iupui.edu/~psyclubs/pizza_ua%5B1%5D.jpg[/img]

[Ad4m]

[QUOTE=superm0ney;23054676]no you did it wrong. this is a pizza [img]http://www.iupui.edu/~psyclubs/pizza_ua%5B1%5D.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Ewww, Italian pizza is better.

[BurnEmDown]

I can't find the cable that connects my phone to my PC, but my Pizza didn't come out as good as I thought. I used too many tomatoes and too little cheese, but I guarantee that it's much better-looking than OP's Pizza.

Difficulty to make: 9/10 (very easy, just cut a tomato, put stuff on top of each other, put in microwave).
Taste: 3/10 (too high tomato\cheese ratio, all of the ingredients are in poor quality).
Eating experience: 1/10 (the bread is weird and watery, too many big pieces of tomato, should have cut it into smaller pieces or just use sauce, the cheese is weird too).

Overall: 3/10. Easy to make, but not very tasty, one of the worst Pizzas I had, next time I will try harder with sauce and more cheese and a better piece of bread, for a better taste and eating experience.

Better than OP's "Pizza" though.

[Xplosion]

Wow, that's an awkward pizza ..

[ashxu]

img_thumb is your friend

[gerbile4]

[QUOTE=zeldar;23054181]This:
[img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a3/Eq_it-na_pizza-margherita_sep2005_sml.jpg/800px-Eq_it-na_pizza-margherita_sep2005_sml.jpg[/img_thumb]

Not this:
[img_thumb]http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/6097/sdc10466v.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Oh my fucking god do you people have no sense? Fucking img_thumg the large images for fuck sake!
It should be a rule on facepunch.

[superm0ney]

[QUOTE=Takoto;23054843]Ewww, Italian pizza is better.[/QUOTE]

yea thats true.

[Pat the Bake]

I was expecting something from Shenanigansen :'C

[Funky Mummy]

Been doing this for as long as I can remember.

[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23051915]Actually, the bread on the pictures is swedish,

[IMG]http://www.pagen.dk/repository/typify/files/product-antligengodtbrod-lrg.jpg[/IMG]

Danish version....

Very tasty actually[/QUOTE]

I also eat that bread. It's great! :dance: