• How to make Pizza in 5 minutes!
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Where's the tomato sauce? I mean if it just had tomato sauce and cheese it'd be a cheese pizza, but jeez. :colbert: That bread does look pretty good though.
You have nice fingernails, Can I suck farts out of your ass?
Leave the food guides to the other guy who got banned.
[QUOTE=DeadDexter;23053731]Mine tutorial is better: 6. [IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/262tpno.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] son of a fucking bitch that looks delicious
[QUOTE=superm0ney;23054676]no you did it wrong. this is a pizza [img]http://www.iupui.edu/~psyclubs/pizza_ua%5B1%5D.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Yum. Id go for that again.
Still looks better than Dominoes.
OP is 13 years old, and has only just learnt how to cook bread in a microwave.
This is a bad thread and you should feel bad.
Wait, so I put the cheese on before or after I put it on the oven?
bad thread?
[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23062379]bad thread?[/QUOTE] Late. Just get out.
I'll make a real pizza tomorrow from scratch and post it. OP is a failure.
[QUOTE=PlasmaMan;23051915]Actually, the bread on the pictures is swedish, [IMG]http://www.pagen.dk/repository/typify/files/product-antligengodtbrod-lrg.jpg[/IMG] Danish version.... Very tasty actually[/QUOTE] You have OUR Bread in your filthy lands? Begone! Foul peaseants! v:v:v No but seriously, Pågen makes delicious stuff [editline]10:32PM[/editline] And now I'm hungry :smithicide:
[QUOTE=gerbile4;23055089]Oh my fucking god do you people have no sense? Fucking img_thumg the large images for fuck sake! It should be a rule on facepunch.[/QUOTE] And then you made a thread about it.
Put six pieces of bread together and then the cheese. ;)
1). Go to shop and buy pizza 2). Go home and put it in oven 3). Switch oven on 4). enjoy when it done
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;23066265]1). Go to shop and buy pizza 2). Go home and put it in oven 3). Switch oven on 4). enjoy when it done[/QUOTE] This. It most likely won't taste like shit and you don't have to bother putting things on.
I'm disappointed by this recipe..
[QUOTE=superm0ney;23054676]no you did it wrong. this is a pizza [img]http://www.iupui.edu/~psyclubs/pizza_ua%5B1%5D.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] :gizz:
[QUOTE=lockdown6;23052013]make a tutorial on how to unwrap a pack of chewing gum[/QUOTE] call it "how to make a sundae"
Those are HUGE images now I hate this thread. [editline]07:34PM[/editline] [QUOTE=superm0ney;23054676]no you did it wrong. this is a pizza [img_thumb]http://www.iupui.edu/~psyclubs/pizza_ua%5B1%5D.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Holy crap why did you post that I'm so hungry
[QUOTE=superm0ney;23054676]no you did it wrong. this is a pizza [IMG]http://www.iupui.edu/%7Epsyclubs/pizza_ua%5B1%5D.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Where are the mushrooms, those are the best damn part
[img]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v222/1135/90/n1772200031_8753.jpg[/img] stop
Like 99% of food threads here are white trash shit.
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