Svensk Allmän Diskussion v19: Svenskar är snoppmänniskor
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[QUOTE=deggie;32862425]Behöver er hjälp på traven
ska göra ett socialt experiment i psykologi, tänkte något med ett tal till tvåorna som går ut på att "analysera" vad de tyckte om talet. såklart ska det ju vara något att en av oss som håller talet ska göra någonting som folk reagerar på, tex stå nervöst och slå på benen eller något.
vad tycker ni? hej igen förresten[/QUOTE]
Ställ ett gäng killar i mörka kläder på scenen. Rätt tajt men alla skall vara synliga. En av dem har på sig en gorilladräkt.
[QUOTE=Foreman42;32862475]Ställ ett gäng killar i mörka kläder på scenen. Rätt tajt men alla skall vara synliga. En av dem har på sig en gorilladräkt.[/QUOTE]
haha jag gillar hur du tänker
[QUOTE=deggie;32862520]haha jag gillar hur du tänker[/QUOTE]
Sedan förklarar du för alla att DISSOCIATIV IDENTITETSSTÖRNING ÄR INTE SAMMA SAK SOM SCHIZOFRENI!
I'm supposed to learn Swedish at school, then I come to look at this thread and realize how badly I'm failing. :(
[QUOTE=JoonazL;32862624]I'm supposed to learn Swedish at school, then I come to look at this thread and realize how badly I'm failing. :([/QUOTE]
Yeah, you everyone else who doesn't live in Sweden or talk Norwegian or Danish fluently.
[QUOTE=JoonazL;32862624]I'm supposed to learn Swedish at school, then I come to look at this thread and realize how badly I'm failing. :([/QUOTE]The number one word you need to know is: kukdaskare. It's a synonymous for king or conqueror.
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
Inte ens arg. Min rumpa är inte öm.
[QUOTE=Satyria;32862823]The number one word you need to know is: kukdaskare. It's a synonymous for king or conqueror.
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
Inte ens arg. Min rumpa är inte öm.[/QUOTE]
wow, vad dum du äre
[QUOTE=Satyria;32862823]The number one word you need to know is: kukdaskare. It's a synonymous for king or conqueror.
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
Inte ens arg. Min rumpa är inte öm.[/QUOTE]
ahahah dagens skratt <3
[editline]19th October 2011[/editline]
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[QUOTE=TippZ;32862944]wow, vad dum du äre[/QUOTE]TROLLED 10/10 WOULD TROLL AGAIN
[QUOTE=JoonazL;32862624]I'm supposed to learn Swedish at school, then I come to look at this thread and realize how badly I'm failing. :([/QUOTE]
Hey, I learn finnish at home from my mom, but when I go to your thread I realize how badly I'm failing :(
I mean your fucking grammar is just :suicide:
Also, dislike pakkoruotsi.
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Ser fram emot nya Black Sun Aeon-skivan för tillfället... (Foreman, jag tror att du skulle gilla denna.)
Hey quick question for the Swedes from America
Does Sweden have any glaring problems that are really hot topics?
I've been curious, because from what I've heard Sweden is like
the best place to live in the world
can you specify?
hot topics apart from the regular political discussions, no not really
immigration was a hot topic a year back but it has pretty much faded now
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;32867261]Hey quick question for the Swedes from America
Does Sweden have any glaring problems that are really hot topics?
I've been curious, because from what I've heard Sweden is like
the best place to live in the world[/QUOTE]
the hot topic is that the social democrats leader, Håkan Juholt did some dumb shit that got him some money that he didn't deserve
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;32867261]Hey quick question for the Swedes from America
Does Sweden have any glaring problems that are really hot topics?
I've been curious, because from what I've heard Sweden is like
the best place to live in the world[/QUOTE]
Social democrats are always trying to steal stuff and scam people
All politicians are morons, so that's no news.
Swedes usually don't respect what other people think, and racism is quite a problem here.
It's quite silly how everyone seem to blame the social democrats for everything bad in our society, when for the last 90 years or so (before ~2000), Sweden has been formed by a socialistic government, and apparantly, we seem to be one of the best countries to live in.
social democrats made or country rich after the second world war
and they gave people social rights and priviligies
voting for the moderates is basically going back to 1930
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
kallas moderaterna för moderates?
[QUOTE=TippZ;32872189]för moderates?[/QUOTE]
ye
[QUOTE=TippZ;32872189]social democrats made or country rich after the second world war
and they gave people social rights and priviligies
voting for the moderates is basically going back to 1930
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
kallas moderaterna för moderates?[/QUOTE]
Exactly my thought!
[editline]20th October 2011[/editline]
Nu ska jag gå och handla On-Lay to my Buttergeese, if you know what I mean!
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Vilken trevlig sida!
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Customer: “I ordered six hamburgers and I only got…”
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Customer: “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!”
(Her face turns bright red as she realizes her error.)
Customer: “…six.”
(The customer quickly throws the burgers back into the bag and runs out of the store.)
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[QUOTE](We run a number of programs to help parents of children with special needs, so they can access services. We occasionally also give out parenting advice.)
Caller: “Can you tell me what makes someone gay?”
Me: “Sorry, can you repeat that?”
Caller: “Gay. What makes someone gay?”
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Caller: “Of course it’s not a disability! What kind of disgusting person thinks being gay is a disability?”
Me: “Then why do you want to know what makes someone gay?”
Caller: “I want to make my son gay. I would love to have a gay child. I’m very open minded!”
Me: “Ma’am, you can’t make someone gay. If your son is straight, you can’t change that.”
Caller: “Well, I see on the news all the time about how single parent families have gay kids. I am a single mother, but I still don’t think he’s gay.”
Me: “Um–”
Caller: “Should I show him pictures of gay men having sex?”
Me: *stunned* “Um…I doubt that’s a good idea. You would just confuse him, and possibly scare him. Can I ask how old your son is?”
Caller: “He’s three. I want him to be gay before he goes to school. So if gay porn would scare him, should I show him straight porn? I really really want a gay son.”
Me: “Ma’am, you cannot show a 3 year old porn of any kind! You can’t control your son’s sexuality!”
Caller: “You don’t understand. I’m very open minded! You must just be homophobic.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m gay!”
Caller: “Then why won’t you help me? Don’t you want my son to be gay? He’d be such a good gay man!”
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[QUOTE]Me: “Hi, how may I help you today?”
Customer: *very seriously* “Give me your largest, most orgasmically tasty caffeinated drink.”
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[QUOTE=Gythor;32871488]Swedes usually don't respect what other people think, and racism is quite a problem here.
It's quite silly how everyone seem to blame the social democrats for everything bad in our society, when for the last 90 years or so (before ~2000), Sweden has been formed by a socialistic government, and apparantly, we seem to be one of the best countries to live in.[/QUOTE]
guess I wont be moving any time soon
<Chinese American :v:
[QUOTE=larrylumpy;32873596]guess I wont be moving any time soon
<Chinese American :v:[/QUOTE]
Ah, but chinese people are usually okay. The generic Swedish racist is most commonly just racist against muslims and people from the middle east. So you'd be okay :)
The racist idea in Sweden is like the antisemitism of Nazi Germany, but instead of Jews, it's the muslims now.
[QUOTE=JohanGS;32861877][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=13_3LyVYQr4[/url][/QUOTE]
tänk om alla va så snälla
[QUOTE=Gythor;32873839]Ah, but chinese people are usually okay. The generic Swedish racist is most commonly just racist against muslims and people from the middle east. So you'd be okay :)
The racist idea in Sweden is like the antisemitism of Nazi Germany, but instead of Jews, it's the muslims now.[/QUOTE]
racism isnt even that much of a problem
i rarely encounter any racism
[QUOTE=TippZ;32874381]racism isnt even that much of a problem
i rarely encounter any racism[/QUOTE]
Well of course it's location dependent. Racism is quite common in Skåne, as well as Västra Götaland, where people rarely encounter immigrants.
There's loads and loads of racists in my school, well, mostly the ones who are becoming welders are, but there's still a lot.
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;32864864][video=youtube;bqlClbF3_UA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqlClbF3_UA&feature=player_embedded[/video]
Ser fram emot nya Black Sun Aeon-skivan för tillfället... (Foreman, jag tror att du skulle gilla denna.)[/QUOTE]
Då kör vi ännu ett livemeddelande från mig om din musik:
Introt är väl bra. Inget speciellt.
Sjysst övergång som överraskar mig med kvinnolyrics! Fortfarande okej.
Ohh! Trevlig kör! Jag börjar tycka om låten mer nu.
Gitarrer som nog är bra men inget som kittlar mig mer än andra låtar.
Nu kommer den lugna biten. Kontrasten var inte överdrivet stor så de tappade lite emotionell respons från mig där.
Duett som jag inte kan uttala mig om. Mer körsång.
Gitarrer igen. Repetitivt även med bakgrundsropandet.
Lugn del igen? Det här kan bli najs.
Najs! Lite sång på det med. Jag tycker om den här gitarren med trummorna.
Simpelt och funktionabelt outro.
Sammanfattning: Bra låt men ingen jag känner lust efter att lyssna på igen direkt efter.
