homeless guy putting poops wrapped in tissues in my mailbox
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Record it on video, show it to the police and have him arrested.
I still don't believe this. Video tape a piece of shit that he threw at your stuff and say, 'coopercue'
don't know how easy it is to get air rifles in there, but if you can get a cheap air rifle, shoot him in the ass with it, he's gonna be in pain when he is sitting or crapping
you can also use those sharpened pellets for extra cruelty and stuff, i doubt he's gonna show up again if you shoot him with them
He made such a bum out of himself ...
He is probably definitely mentally ill, report him to the authorities and they will take care of him (seriously, i know poop is funny and all but he needs mental evaluation lol)
Get a motion light, and hook it upto a sprinkler system, then whenever he is there, he gets wet, hobos won't like sleeping when wet.
Fucking asshole hobo.
[QUOTE=samwilki;25245163]Get a motion light, and hook it upto a sprinkler system, then whenever he is there, he gets wet, hobos won't like sleeping when wet.[/QUOTE]
As a revenge he calls in his buddies(the hobo)
[QUOTE=Daddy-of-war;25243706]OP he finds you attractive. You must mate with him.[/QUOTE]
How do you put a penis inside a penis?
thats pretty fucking disgusting
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Why does he have to shit so much? Does he eat at mcdonnalds?
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;25245202]How do you put a penis inside a penis?[/QUOTE]
In uterus
How does he get so much poop, he's a hobo. Does he steal other peoples poop?
[QUOTE=The DooD;25245549]How does he get so much poop, he's a hobo. Does he steal other peoples poop?[/QUOTE]
Possibly. :iiam:
Follow him to his hobo shack and write poop on his wall with your own poop (or chocolate if you're too squeamish), show him how it feels.
I'm pretty sure the hobo does'nt give a shit :rimshot:
[QUOTE=The DooD;25245549]How does he get so much poop, he's a hobo. Does he steal other peoples poop?[/QUOTE]
Well DOODo we will never know.But maybe he saved it for him.
Make a video of you shouting at him, you could get alot of views if it's funny enough
wrap it in chocolate wrappers and label it free food!
If you're homeless you don't have alot of stuff to do. He's making good use of his time, and shit. Praise the man.
You should find his hobo liar, and shit all over that.
When I hear poop pluralized as "poops" it makes me laugh.
When you see him doing it, open the door, shout what the fuck do you think you are doing? Then head but him in the chest.
[QUOTE=Thechuz1337;25244890]This sounds to funny to be true.[/QUOTE]
Read the thread :argh:
The word poops just cracks me up to no end.
[QUOTE=starpluck;25241997]Just kick his ass.[/QUOTE]
But then he's just going to get feces on his shoes.
Oh boy that's the funniest hobo ever.
You must eat da poo poo
That is foul.
Make poopcake, feed to him
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