homeless guy putting poops wrapped in tissues in my mailbox
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just open the door with a baseball bat, tell him he is a sick sick fuck and to get the fuck out, and if he doesnt, attack him with the bat.
or, just call the cops again.
btw this is fucking great.
At least he made the present and didn't buy it, it's more thoughtful.
Force it back from where it originated.
AW SHIT I WAS EATING A SNICKERS WHEN I CLICKED ON THIS THREAD
:barf:
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Wait for him to come again, when he does it punch him in the face and drag him to the police station where you can show your video footage and beat the shit out of him legally
[QUOTE=Orange-Soda;25250062]Wait for him to come again, when he does it punch him in the face and drag him to the police station where you can show your video footage and beat the shit out of him legally[/QUOTE]
Nothing legal about beating the shit out of anyone.
Follow him.
Well atleast he can afford food AND tissue!
Fuck why did you include that picture I was eating spaghetti and meatballs
[QUOTE=Wootman;25250587]Fuck why did you include that picture I was eating spaghetti and meatballs[/QUOTE]
yea man i was content with the thought of fecal matter but visual cues man cmon too much
call the cops and say you have prove or smash his head in. i don't know what else to tell you.
This can't be real.
This story is fake! I don't hate humour, but this story is fake!!! OP, either remove your story or I will report you.
[QUOTE=shatburger22;25251132]This story is fake! I don't hate humour, but this story is fake!!! OP, either remove your story or I will report you.[/QUOTE]
:frog:
I think that's my first use of the frog
And on topic, shoot him some more with the BB gun, he's ruining your things
[QUOTE=shatburger22;25251132]This story is fake! I don't hate humour, but this story is fake!!! OP, either remove your story or I will report you.[/QUOTE]
rather a dumb reason if you ask me.
[QUOTE=shatburger22;25251132]This story is fake! I don't hate humour, but this story is fake!!! OP, either remove your story or I will report you.[/QUOTE]
You can't report someone for that. There are fake "joke" threads all around here. Just for some fun.
Show the cops the video.
Kill him, the police obviously don't give a fuck like usual.
While he is pissing, take a bag and put it over his head, down to his feet, then tie the end with rope, add gasoline, lighter, and your done. :downs:
[QUOTE=one free man;25251336]:frog:
I think that's my first use of the frog
And on topic, shoot him some more with the BB gun, he's ruining your things[/QUOTE]
Rate me dumb but what does the frog mean? Ive been seeing it and I dont understand what its used for.
Also you should have a hose ready to go. Next time he appears blast him with water and at that late at night it'll be cold as fuck
[QUOTE=superm0ney;25251356]rather a dumb reason if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;25251366]You can't report someone for that. There are fake "joke" threads all around here. Just for some fun.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=one free man;25251336]:frog:
I think that's my first use of the frog
And on topic, shoot him some more with the BB gun, he's ruining your things[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=superm0ney;25251356]rather a dumb reason if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;25251366]You can't report someone for that. There are fake "joke" threads all around here. Just for some fun.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=one free man;25251336]:frog:
I think that's my first use of the frog
And on topic, shoot him some more with the BB gun, he's ruining your things[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/2wmhpph.gif[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=superm0ney;25251356]rather a dumb reason if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;25251366]You can't report someone for that. There are fake "joke" threads all around here. Just for some fun.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=one free man;25251336]:frog:
I think that's my first use of the frog
And on topic, shoot him some more with the BB gun, he's ruining your things[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/2wmhpph.gif[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=PN_Redux;25251583]Rate me dumb but what does the frog mean? Ive been seeing it and I dont understand what its used for.[/QUOTE]
The frog traditionally means "get out" meaning the person needs to get out the thread, or off the site, due to a huge amount of stupidity or general retardation in a post.
When does OP return? This is the best legit thread I've seen. I sucks he was banned.
This guy is, "The Shit".
Shit in the mailbox infront of his hous-
Oh wait.
Golden story if it's true.
[QUOTE=one free man;25251736]The frog traditionally means "get out" meaning the person needs to get out the thread, or off the site, due to a huge amount of stupidity or general retardation in a post.[/QUOTE]
Ohhh ok thank you. Youve been great help.
I guess...the shit just hit the fan.
hahahaahah thats awesome
:munch:
Awesome thread with awesome content.
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