homeless guy putting poops wrapped in tissues in my mailbox - General

give him $25 and say "Thank you for the meal you placed in with my mail the other day"

dont touch the shit. the hobo probably has aids, the aids takes over his mind and forces his body to spread aids in all ways possible.

Call the cops, it helps him more than you'd think

Oh its easy to get rid of him, get a lighter and a can of air freshener, wait in your garage :ninja: or where ever he's gonna drop his turds, and cook his ass while he's taking craps. Works all the time! :supaburn:

Take a shit and wipe it on his car and gara... oh wait.

Legendary thread.

Oh god i just sprayed soda all over my computer screen, thanks OP

Obviously you need to shit on your own doorknob so that he'll think somebody else is in his territory and leave. In fact, just smear your own shit everywhere now so that he gets scared off and leaves.

[QUOTE=coopercrue;25241947][heres another pic, he wrote with poop on the wall right outside of my neighbors patio. [img_thumb]http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/7250/0000001488.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] A starving artist.

you must have done something really bad to that guy

He just wants you to flush his shit for him...

Must be all that chipottle he has been eating.

[QUOTE=imasillypiggys;25260853]you must have done something really bad to that guy[/QUOTE] i would rate you an agree but if op did do something to him then whoever keeps playing with their shit wouldn't actually do that what i'm saying is he would try to do something worse than putting shit in mailbox's if op did to something wrong to him

Maybe he wants to get arrested to have somewhere to sleep

Crowbar his face, why sit there recording him.

shoot him

I just imagine the OP waking up in the morning, walking outside and seeing 'poops' written on his window and yelling "For fucks sake" and storming inside.

If he sleeps in a box, find it and shit in it.

[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;25241918]Record it on video then have evidence and win[/QUOTE] yeah! sue him for all he's got! [editline]05:07PM[/editline] ooh oh wait...

Or leave him a thank you note, tell him that the chocolate was delicious, and that you hope he leaves you more. Just fuck with his head a little.

You could return it directly where it came from.

[QUOTE=Sourcream&onion;25262402]You could return it directly where it came from.[/QUOTE] but where did it come from?

[QUOTE=texanderson;25262433]but where did it come from?[/QUOTE] The homeless dude's a.....oh....

[QUOTE=texanderson;25262433]but where did it come from?[/QUOTE] I'm assuming it came from the homeless guy's ass so that's where I'm implying it be returned.

[QUOTE=Sourcream&onion;25262463]I'm assuming it came from the homeless guy's ass so that's where I'm implying it be returned.[/QUOTE] yeah but where is the homeless turdfarmer?

[QUOTE=texanderson;25262481]yeah but where is the homeless turdfarmer?[/QUOTE] Well I don't know, maybe lay a trap for him or something.

Find out where he lives and smear shit on his place.

Why is everyone calling it poop? Call it what it is. Shit.

[QUOTE=mr apple;25263044]Why is everyone calling it poop? Call it what it is. Shit.[/QUOTE] but turdfarmer sounds cooler

[QUOTE=mr apple;25263044]Why is everyone calling it poop? Call it what it is. Shit.[/QUOTE] Faeces actually. Electrify your garage door so when he pisses on it he gets shocked.