homeless guy putting poops wrapped in tissues in my mailbox - General

[QUOTE=markg06;25263091]Faeces actually. Electrify your garage door so when he pisses on it he gets shocked.[/QUOTE] Feces

[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;25263120]Feces[/QUOTE] Learn 2 british spelling thanks.

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;25260843]A starving artist.[/QUOTE] if he can afford to shit he's not starving

[QUOTE=revrend_slapaho;25263120]Feces[/QUOTE]

i do that to my neighbour all the time ??

Kick his ass.

That hobo is amazing.

Haha this made me feel sad for op but funny at the same time. If I were you, I'd shoot 220 volts up his privates. Put electricity directly on the garage door. [editline]04:10PM[/editline] O wait, 110 volts :v:

[QUOTE=pipodebeuker;25266680]Haha this made me feel sad for op but funny at the same time. If I were you, I'd shoot 220 volts up his privates. Put electricity directly on the garage door. [editline]04:10PM[/editline] O wait, 110 volts :v:[/QUOTE] Transformer?

poop is funny! :downsbravo:

Don't scare him! He gave me this: [img]http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9738/il430xn41129452.jpg[/img]

OP shits on his own car and blames it on an imaginary hobo.

OH MY GOD. I am laughing uncontrollably right now in class. Thanks OP for sharing this story. Legendary thread

This guy instantly reminds me of: [img]http://sharetv.org/images/everybody_hates_chris/cast/large/kill_moves.jpg[/img] It's [sp]Kill moves from Everybody hates Chris[/sp]

Electrify your doorknob

[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;25268041]Transformer?[/QUOTE] No I realized after typing that voltages are not the same everywhere. Here we use 220v but I believe its 110v in the states. Doesn't really matter though, both are lethal.

Take some laxatives .. Osmotic and Stimulant drugstore laxatives are the strongest laxatives. Then hold a bag under your ass, preferably a nice big paper bag. Shit it all out into the bag. Light it up when you see the hobo and launch. Hot n steamy shit all over him. He won't come back.

Set up traps. [editline]07:03PM[/editline] Paintball him, too.

People need to read the thread. OP shot the hobo already.

This hobo is trying to mark territory, according to scientists, they are trying to provoke another male/female to mate. The typical hobo likes to use his own excrement as lubricant when performing sexually related actions. Hobo's are also known to have sexual relations with another animal. Since hobo's normally don't like to be in proximity of other humans which are properly dressed or wear red underwear they will try to make you leave. The behavior described by the OP is known as odor and dirt assaults. This behavior is mostly effective in obtaining reactions from the target. The only downside is that the target may challenge the hobo and physically damage him. Mental damage isn't that worrisome since hobo's are also known for being mentally disturbed. This is also the reason why most hobo's cannot reintegrate with the human society we have standing today.

[QUOTE=coopercrue;25241837] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92C0oRtJrc[/media][/QUOTE] Can't see shit [QUOTE=coopercrue;25241837][IMG_THUMB]http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/165/pooponcarcloseup.jpg[/IMG_THUMB][/QUOTE] Oh, there it is.

set out a mine field in your front yard. only they spray acid up his crack.

[QUOTE=markg06;25263351]Learn 2 british spelling thanks.[/QUOTE] Has it occurred to you that he may in fact not be British? Mom. Aluminum. Anyway, A+ thread OP. Have a piece of chocola... Never mind.

Hide in the shadows with a garden hose, when you see him, don't stop.

It's time for retaliation. Fight fire with fire. 1. Put on some latex gloves. 2. Take a shit, wrap it up in a tissue, and throw your poops at him until he is knocked to the ground 3. Smear shit all over his face 4. After he passes out from the smell of poop, piss on him and leave. [editline]05:16PM[/editline] [QUOTE=cyanidem;25272495]People need to read the thread. OP shot the hobo already.[/QUOTE] Woah, I didn't read that part. lemme go take a look back.

[QUOTE=BURG;25275150]It's time for retaliation. Fight fire with fire. 1. Put on some latex gloves. 2. Take a shit, wrap it up in a tissue, and throw your poops at him until he is knocked to the ground 3. Smear shit all over his face 4. After he passes out from the smell of poop, piss on him and leave. .[/QUOTE] He'd probably enjoy it.

That must really piss you off.

I read the title as "homeless guy putting [b]boobs[/b] wrapped in tissues in my mailbox".

All of a sudden I started smelling poop Then I realized it was just me hallucinating.

[QUOTE=Blueridge;25278024]All of a sudden I started smelling poop Then I realized it was just me hallucinating.[/QUOTE] behind you