homeless guy putting poops wrapped in tissues in my mailbox - General

[QUOTE=Kirbunny431;25273078]Has it occurred to you that he may in fact not be British? Mom. Aluminum. Anyway, A+ thread OP. Have a piece of chocola... Never mind.[/QUOTE] Has it occurred to you that's why he posted it? Mum. Aluminium.

why would you put the poop on the hood of your car

beat him within an inch of his life and leave him to die. no one will miss him

[QUOTE=GunFox;25241903]Buy OC spray, apply directly to hobo face, claim victory.[/QUOTE] Hobo returns with hobo gang. Eats OP alive.

[QUOTE=Morphus;25279068]Hobo returns with hobo gang. Eats OP alive.[/QUOTE] Not if he has a shotgun.

[QUOTE=cyanidem;25272495]People need to read the thread. OP shot the hobo already.[/QUOTE] With a Daisy Red Ryder. Are you too ignorant to realize that a Daisy Red Ryder is just a BB gun?

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25279130]Not if he has a shotgun.[/QUOTE] Good point. [editline]01:25AM[/editline] They might be smart bums though, like outflanking OP.

bump update! the hobo came back, and smeared poop on my doorknob, the then peed on my motor bike's throttle. i tried to throw a rock at him but it missed. and he ran away. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62hZ_ur9e1w[/media]

[QUOTE=coopercrue;25286887]bump update! the hobo came back, and smeared poop on my doorknob, the then peed on my motor bike's throttle. i tried to throw a rock at him but it missed. and he ran away. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62hZ_ur9e1w[/media][/QUOTE] What a shithead

Hillarious Also, nice filming skills.

Is he just doing this to your house or the whole neighborhood?

hes doing it to 2 other people

[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;25241846]He is giving you gifts you insensitive bastard![/QUOTE] Hes like a dog! HuzzAH!

Wait with a golf club and whoop his ass, seriously. He is a hobo, no one will give a shit.

^ this right here, knock the son of a bitch straight into next week.

[QUOTE=The Winner;25279163]With a Daisy Red Ryder. Are you too ignorant to realize that a Daisy Red Ryder is just a BB gun?[/QUOTE] Uhh, yes... it's still called shooting... what are you talking about?

it hurts like hell to be hit by one tho... hit him so hard with a hammer that it changes his DNA. his grandchildren (from raping so many women) will randomly yell out "OW! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!"

I have hit him 2 times with a hockey stick today, he comes back anyways.

[QUOTE=coopercrue;25298118]I have hit him 2 times with a hockey stick today, he comes back anyways.[/QUOTE] I vote continue to use the BB gun. Aim for sensitive parts.

Didn't Read any posts, Just title. [Quote]homeless guy putting poops wrapped in tissues in my mailbox[/quote] ....Buy a gun.

im 14, i can't legally buy a gun. but my little brother put my red ryder somewhere and wont tell me where it is.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92C0oRtJrc[/media] That aint enough for the police to come and check? Damn.. No wonder America is gettin butt-f##ked. [editline]11:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=coopercrue;25298263]im 14, i can't legally buy a gun. but my little brother put my red ryder somewhere and wont tell me where it is.[/QUOTE] Your a guy, right? All guys have a wierd fantasy about fire. (unless mentally scared by terrible accident) Burn the hobo...

im not gonna attempt to kill him, although I love everything about fire...

IVE GOT IT! Even if hes a hobo, hes gotta have some place he camps out. So what you're gonna want to do is follow him to his "house" and shit EVERYWHERE!

he just took another shit on my motorbike. ill record a vid.

[QUOTE=coopercrue;25299541]he just took another shit on my motorbike. ill record a vid.[/QUOTE] Have gay buttsex with the hobo.

Assault him.

[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;25304751]Assault him.[/QUOTE] And then have gay buttsex with him.

I don't believe it anymore, you don't do squat, call the fucking police, have someone older call it for you if they don't listen to you, jeez... Get something hard that would fuck his leg up and hit him in the knee cap. This almost makes me think you want him to poop on your stuff so you could film the shit and post it here.

[QUOTE=Tosadalis;25304786]I don't believe it anymore, you don't do squat, call the fucking police, have someone older call it for you if they don't listen to you, jeez... Get something hard that would fuck his leg up and hit him in the knee cap. This almost makes me think you want him to poop on your stuff so you could film the shit and post it here.[/QUOTE] I agree with this man.