My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21003756]So, I manage to man up and call her. She was surprisingly nice. [I]Too [/I]nice. :tinfoil: Maybe we'll go to said school olympics. I told her to call me if she can. If she does that, I'll just lie to my parents and don't go to college. :v:[/QUOTE] This was the last update, just in case you didn't see it. FlakAttack, conforting words. It's good to know that I'm not the only one :buddy: Well, the situation is: I called her yesterday, right. Today is her dad's birthday, so we can't go out. Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday: I have college from 1PM to 6PM. Then Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday: I won't be here. It'll be a 4-day-weekend, so me and my parents are going to this shithole where my dad's family lives that must have like 100 habitants. Sucks.

If you do anal just post her this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-6dUe_vnww[/media]

So you can't see her for like a week?

You should try to see her after 6pm on monday/tuesday/wednesday

Watch a movie with her or something after 6 PM.

That's the shit, she lives 1 hour away from me. As I have college, we would have to meet at least at 6:30PM. Then she has to go 8PM, for there's only one more bus, at 11PM. If she misses this one, she can't go home. :gonk:

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21014723]That's the shit, she lives 1 hour away from me. As I have college, we would have to meet at least at 6:30PM. Then she has to go 8PM, for there's only one more bus, at 11PM. If she misses this one, she can't go home. :gonk:[/QUOTE] DOn't worry you are virgin, you will last about 5 minutes so there's enough time..

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;21014433]If you do anal just post her this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-6dUe_vnww[/media][/QUOTE] I'm that awesome.

[QUOTE=Inacio;21021999]5 minutes? Rated Optmistic[/QUOTE] First time i had sex, i lasted longer then 5...

Rhythmic heavy pressure with the tongue back and forth against the outside, then move in after about two to four minutes (depending on the response given) and apply constant pressure to the roof. Whole process should take between twenty and forty-five minutes. Do not bite. [editline]11:36PM[/editline] Do not bite.

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;21014433]If you do anal just post her this: [/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nDwUBmste8"][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nDwUBmste8[/media][/URL]

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894540][b]I'm on a school[/b] and my friend is using FP too. [/QUOTE] Poor school, you might of crushed it. :eng99:

[QUOTE=dvsilverwing;21024999][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nDwUBmste8"][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nDwUBmste8[/media][/URL][/QUOTE] My emotional accoustic version is obviously better.

[QUOTE=benos;21029041]Poor school, you might of crushed it. :eng99:[/QUOTE] Could've been the maths block. Then there would be no sympathy.

Are you still a virgin? if so you will not be able to satisfy her, sorry.

[sp]http://www.efukt.com/2105_How_To_Make_A_Girl_Cum.html[/sp] There you go. Enjoy learning.

Do this [img]http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/sirdangolot5/clkc.png[/img]

I have a similar situation and have yet to offer to please her. Thanks for the idea!

Man I forgot all about this thread, it needs updates, where is the OP?

Just fuck her bro. Who cares if you will suck. just tell her the truth afterwards. rofl

A small update: so, about the olympics thing. She said that she probably wouldn't be able to do it, she wouldn't be here. It was Monday-Wednesday. After that, it was a 4-day weekend, me and mah family had to go to my dad's city, to see his [annoying] family. We came back yesterday. 5 minutes ago the phone rings. I was fapping. Nude. I dash to the phone, and it's her. "I have a problem. A serious one" OH FUCK SHE HATES ME SHE'LL SAY WE'LL NEVER GO OUT AGAIN "I'm reading Twilight. And I'm liking it." WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY "Also I called you yesterday a lot, where were you?" There is still hope! :buddy: I'll call her Friday, and I'll see if we can do something. :smile:

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21196089]"I'm reading Twilight. And I'm liking it."[/QUOTE] it's over. Also, nice post, had fun reading the whole thing :D

Hope it's gonna work out. Keep us updated.

bum her with no spit

I bet she's just a attention whore. You won't get with her. Or else, you might as well :fappery:

Hey OP. If you have sex, use a lubricated condom to prevent what happened in the other thread, also you won't have to pull out if you've got guts.

Fuck her brains out and call us in the morning. Event-by-event details and pictures of her nude. DO IT NAO!

Is your life a takahashi fanfic or what?

[QUOTE=evilweazel;20904610]No, we're talking about a clitoris, not shit on a dvd sweetie.[/QUOTE] In the movie Stan Marsh (I think it's Stan, though not sure) wants to get this girl.. And the Jerome 'Chef' tells him to find clitoris.. And then at last (or somewhat last in the movie) he finds the biggest clit ever.... Great movie, definitely..

She says she can't orgasm but so what, get what you want and fuck her needs. If you insist on getting her to orgasm I'd suggest beating it out of her. Don't eat her pussy either because you are what you eat.