My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

Made sex? My best friend has never had an orgasm, although it's pretty common with girls around 18-20. I feel really bad for her though, and I want to help her, but I have a girlfriend. :( I proposed the idea of threesome but that didn't go over well for some reason. [editline]02:37PM[/editline] Fap before you go to her house and you'll last longer. Have her give you a blowjob before and come in her mouth, and you'll last longer. But you have to be a real man to do those, because if you can't get it up like immediately after the blowjob you're fucked.

I have a theory that if you can't shit in a public toilet, you can't orgasm (with another person).

I love your TL;DR version.

My first time, I was really nervous as well. She knew I was a virgin though, so I didn't have the same problem as you, but I was still a wreck. I already knew we were gonna do it since we only delayed it the week before because of her period, so I spent all week searching the internet for tips. Best one I found and one you seem to already embrace is "forget about your own pleasure and focus on hers". I did, and everything went smoothly, she even bragged about me to her friends. Point is, don't expect to be horrible just because you haven't done it before. You may surprise yourself. Also, you guys seem to be good friends, so even if you screw up the first time, you'll hopefully get another chance, and the more you get to know eachothers preferences, the more you can take advantage of them to pleasure her. You should probably tell her the truth though. Worst case scenario, you won't get to have sex with her, but preserving your friendship might be more important. So basically - If you're in it for the long run and wish to stay friends/more, tell her the truth. If you just want to have sex and don't care if your friendship gets fucked because of a lie, lie. She might even think you're cute for being nervous. Good luck

[QUOTE=twister06;21218975]Good luck[/QUOTE] Nice words, dude. I'll keep those in mind. :smile: Wait a sec guys, I'll call her to do some shopping tomorrow. I hate shopping. Maybe I'll suck her tiny penis and make it more fun

WTF @ the post above??!?!!??

:siren: [B]Boring update![/B] :siren: Soooo... I called her yesterday. We went downtown today, did absolutely nothing interesting it was boring as shit ...not really. We chatted a lot, I found out more about her, told her some stuff she asked (sincerely :O) and it was good overall. Facepunch, I hate to say this, but here it goes: many of you actually helped me! If it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't have told her the truth, and I would still be feeling bad because of myself. I really want to thank you all for what you have said here so far. Writing this thread has been really entertaining. :smile: [I]If[/I] you guys want me to continue writing my quest on getting my tongue in her pussy, I will be happy to do it. If not, tell me to shove a dick in my ass

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21278346]:siren: [B]Boring update![/B] :siren: Soooo... I called her yesterday. We went downtown today, did absolutely nothing interesting it was boring as shit ...not really. We chatted a lot, I found out more about her, told her some stuff she asked (sincerely :O) and it was good overall. Facepunch, I hate to say this, but here it goes: many of you actually helped me! If it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't have told her the truth, and I would still be feeling bad because of myself. I really want to thank you all for what you have said here so far. Writing this thread has been really entertaining. :smile: [I]If[/I] you guys want me to continue writing my quest on getting my tongue in her pussy, I will be happy to do it. If not, tell me to shove a dick in my ass[/QUOTE] Please do, this thread is surprisingly entertaining. I would love to hear how it turns out. [editline]08:34PM[/editline] Eh, that came out wrong. [editline]08:35PM[/editline] And that

if this were a thread back in 05/06 everyone would have been posting stick it in her pooper. anyways, good luck with her. and remember STAY SAFE USE TROJAN

Don't help, stay in the zone.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21278346]:siren: [B]Boring update![/B] :siren: Soooo... I called her yesterday. We went downtown today, did absolutely nothing interesting it was boring as shit ...not really. We chatted a lot, I found out more about her, told her some stuff she asked (sincerely :O) and it was good overall. Facepunch, I hate to say this, but here it goes: many of you actually helped me! If it wasn't for you guys, I wouldn't have told her the truth, and I would still be feeling bad because of myself. I really want to thank you all for what you have said here so far. Writing this thread has been really entertaining. :smile: [I]If[/I] you guys want me to continue writing my quest on getting my tongue in her pussy, I will be happy to do it. If not, tell me to shove a dick in my ass[/QUOTE] Shove a dick in your ass, you're treating this woman like a piece of meat because you want to get laid.

[QUOTE=Leon;21280238]if this were a thread back in 05/06 everyone would have been posting stick it in her pooper.[/QUOTE] And they would have all got instabanned.

[QUOTE=abigserve;21280989]Shove a dick in your ass, you're treating this woman like a piece of meat because you want to get laid.[/QUOTE] Why do you have to be such an asshole? Looks like [I]you [/I]need a dick on your behind, stupid.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21292554]Why do you have to be such an asshole? Looks like [I]you [/I]need a dick on your behind, stupid.[/QUOTE] Don't listen to him, just use the toungue. Stick it in her FAJINER. Gimme some bad spelling please

Thread is great, please keep going.

If you're a virgin you've really got no chance at satisfying her with your dick, so here's my advice. If you ever get through whatever you're doing now and manage to have her invite you over to help with her problem, do this. Jack off about 20 times that day, and the day before if you know it's coming. Jack off while you're walking over there, jack off on her doorstep, then jack off in her bathroom. (Seriously though jack off a lot before). Then eat her out for a long time so if you only last for 2 minutes seconds she's still satisfied.

If you can jack off 20 times a day, then there is probably somthing wrong with you. Like, you dick is made of steel. The highest I've got is 6 and I brused it and it hurt like shit the next day. Also don't masturbate in public, someone did that on the news. They did not end up with their girlfriend that night. All exaggeration aside, I read this thread the day you made it, loved it, but in my usual way did not rate or respond (look at my join date and post count). Anyway I ahve read this whole thread and loved it. I have learnt alot of stuff and seen some stuff I alredy knew. What I'm most afraid of is somthing like this happening with a friend of mine. But my situation is more complicated. But this thread is about you and your life, and I wish you the best of luck, and hope for semi-regular updates. Signed, a faithful fan. [editline]02:18AM[/editline] Now reading my post it seems rather rushed and underwhelming, nothing like what it was in my head. Oh well I'm tired.

[QUOTE=Soulbrother;21297556]If you're a virgin you've really got no chance at satisfying her with your dick, so here's my advice. If you ever get through whatever you're doing now and manage to have her invite you over to help with her problem, do this. Jack off about 20 times that day, and the day before if you know it's coming. Jack off while you're walking over there, jack off on her doorstep, then jack off in her bathroom. (Seriously though jack off a lot before). Then eat her out for a long time so if you only last for 2 minutes seconds she's still satisfied.[/QUOTE] Also this doesn't work, you'll get limpdick and not be able to enter at all. Women don't have to get off everytime to have fun. EDIT: And the reason I'm such an asshole is because sometimes people need to be called fucking idiots to help them get anywhere. This is pretty rare, but if it helps even one person better themselves, I'm in the clear.

FUCK YES you should go thats pussy man. i mean you like her then you should want to do thinigs that will make her feel the same way right?? so go for it

Hope this is a late april fools joke.

You sound like an immature prick, you basically jumped around like a fucking kangaroo trying to force some kisses and shit out of her. What the hell is wrong with you?

[QUOTE=StormHammer;21306493]You sound like an immature prick, you basically jumped around like a fucking kangaroo trying to force some kisses and shit out of her. What the hell is wrong with you?[/QUOTE] Jesus, what's wrong with [I]you[/I] She actually says I'm too slow and shit. I should do stuff normal people do more often, but I'm kinda shy with those things. :ohdear: (I mean, how am I supposed to know when I have to kiss her? It's impossible, this is madness! :byodood:) Well, to finish this topic, no, sir, I'm not trying to get some kisses and shit out of her. She's a very esteemed friend, and I can say she's my best one. She's so good I have to focus my mind in not letting me like her more than I'm supposed to. :smile: Ahem. I'm very happy to know that many people actually enjoy this thread. Before creating it I thought I would be called a troll, a faggot or even a virgin, but no, you were nice. Let's see what happens this week, [i]on the next episode of Virginity Sucks![/i] [rate me dumb for the unfunny joke]

amusing thread

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This thread makes me moist

:P Gprimeisback....

I had my first time last week, was a bit nervous but it went really well

Well if you ever do get a chance to do this I can guarantee you can make her have an orgasm if you just nibble on her clit. Be sure you don't bite the skin otherwise it just fucks it up. Works every time... :smug:

Go to 4chan. Learn things. ?????????? Have sex.

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