My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her.

[SEiGE]

[QUOTE=QuadCoreGman;21361271]Go to 4chan.
Learn things.
??????????
Have sex.[/QUOTE]

What would you learn about sex from 4chan?...

[Nullianac]

[quote]She had sex with a female[/quote]

Let her rot. Run. NOW.

Just fucking trust me on this, a majority of bisexual women I've met and spoken too over the years just make shit end in heartache or emotional/mental scarring.

No, I'm not very keen to the idea of bisexual/lesbian women. Bite me.

[NeoTurtle]

I like how when a thread mentions orgasms and a hint of sex, the thread stays alive for months.

[GunsNRoses]

[QUOTE=IceTea;21361939]What would you learn about sex from 4chan?...[/QUOTE]

How not to have it ever, i guess.

[SEiGE]

[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;21362450]Let her rot. Run. NOW.

Just fucking trust me on this, a majority of bisexual women I've met and spoken too over the years just make shit end in heartache or emotional/mental scarring.

No, I'm not very keen to the idea of bisexual/lesbian women. Bite me.[/QUOTE]

Two pussy's are better then one.

[Vornmusion]

[QUOTE=NeoTurtle;21362466]I like how when a thread mentions orgasms and a hint of sex, the thread stays alive for months.[/QUOTE]

Well what else do you expect from this place.

[Muggi]

This thread is gold. OP i wish you and your freind the best of luck.

[MarkG06]

[QUOTE=NeoTurtle;21362466]I like how when a thread mentions orgasms and a hint of sex, the thread stays alive for months.[/QUOTE]

It's because we all deeply care for OP and his plight.

[davidpholtz]

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894436]:siren: [B]Updates on the rest of the thread, read it! [/B]:buddy: :siren:

Hello.

There is this girl I'm friends with for quite some time now.
This year, while we were off school (we finished school, we're on college now) we chatted a lot through the Internet, and two weeks ago we went downtown and got together.

It was kinda awkward. We went to the movies (The Hurt Locker isn't exactly the most romantic movie out there), but we didn't kiss. I mean, I tried, but she was being [I]tough[/I], and I wasn't completely used to the idea of kissing my friend.
When we left the movies, we went to this place, that I don't know how to name in English:

[img]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3038/pqhalfeld8we.jpg[/img]

(Square? Park? Fuck it.)

It was 10PM by then, so there were lots of couples and shit. I managed to get a [I]little[/I] (can't stress that enough) kiss, and then we went across the street to wait for her dad. While we were waiting I tried to get a fairly decent kiss, and it sucked a [I]little bit [/I]less than the other one. Then I said "What's wrong?" and she said "It's a friend kiss".
When she said that, I thought: "Shit. I was too slow, got her bored, and now our friendship is ruined. Way to go."
Then her dad arrived. I was planning on catching a bus, but she insisted me to go with them, he would drop me near my house. The thing is, without me saying ANY WORD on where I live, she stops IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. She came here a few times, so she probably taught him how to come here earlier. I said to her dad: "Wow, you came closer to my house than I thought you will" and he replied: "Yeah, she dragged me here earlier.". I was like :byodood:

So, two weeks passed by. The only relevant thing that happened was that she went online and talked to me. It was strange, since I thought she hated me for being so slow. Nothing [I]really [/I]relevant was said.

Last Saturday, March 20th, we went out again.
I called her Friday (I was REALLY, REALLY bored, and wanted to go out with a friend. Making friend on college is hard for someone shy like me. Also I hate the word 'shy', it's so gay), after like 2 hours of thinking if I should or not. I thought "Well, if she says no, we're already finished anyway". Then I called.
She was surprisingly nice. "Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?" "Yeah sure. No, wait, I'm being too easy. I'll have to think. Aw dammit, too late, yeah, what you want to do?"
It was great. After looking for somewhere nice to sit and chat (that took like 2 hours, we walked almost everywhere downtown) I remembered this old school, with big stairs, not many people pass there, and it's kinda dark, so it's perfect.
We go there, and it's great. We chat, we are hugging each other, doing those little good things that two people in love do. Thing is, I don't think we are in love. It was great, I never felt so good before. Maybe because I never really wanted or cared about a girl, but it's different with her, we're friends. We're friends with benefits, I guess. But I'll get there later. Saturday was GREAT.
So, the cool thing about us is that we can talk about EVERYTHING with each other. She said a lot about her life with me. And boy, she done some crazy stuff.
The most relevant thing is that she can't have orgasms. That's right, she never had one. She thought the people she made sex with aren't effective enough, so she had sex with a girl. She said it was [I]weird[/I].
Anyway. I really like her, so I said (almost kidding) that I could try to help her. I mean, make love with her but focusing on [I]her[/I] needs, not mine. I would really like to do that, even if I don't have any pleasure, I would feel great for making her satisfied. I friendly yold her that I would do oral on her for as long as it was necessary and stuff, and she accepted the idea without bitching (that's what's great about we being friends :buddy:).
She said that if she was alone at home someday, she would call me, and use that black lingerie I'm crazy about, if I promise to try to please her. Of course I said yes, "It's a deal".
That's where things get complicated.

You remember that first occasion, where we went to this place with trees? Well, she asked if I ever made sex with anyone. Thing is, on the pressure of the situation, I said yes. Yeah, I lied. I immediately thought "CRAP", but well, I couldn't say otherwise. I had to lie a bit more to get context. It sucks. Also, she's my third girl. But since I lied, I can't just say "oh hey i'm virgin also you're my 3rd girl, ok? u still want to have sex with me?".

Finally, after all this bullshit, here's what I want to ask you. I know that there are lots of normal people here on FP, that won't just come in here and try to be funny. If you want to do a funny comment feel free to do so.

What do you think I should do?
This is getting really complicated. Saturday was so great, I never felt so good in my life. I don't want to have more feelings for her, because I don't want to get hurt (and this WILL happen, even if we lived together for the rest of our lives, and I know that's not gonna happen).
If she does call me to go to her house, should I go?
And how do I contain my feelings so I don't start liking her more than I do?

Thanks, guys. I hope you can help me. Sorry for wasting your time with such an uninteresting story. :ohdear:

[B]tl;dr[/B] virgin lies and kisses a girl and doesnt know what to do next[/QUOTE]

just do what will make her happy and if you don't like just do it any way because this might not happen again

[Trillan]

Watch some porn if you don't know how to do it... Gawd it's not hard.

Step 1 spoon
Step 2 FUCK

[AnonymousDude]

[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;21362450]Let her rot. Run. NOW.
Just fucking trust me on this, a majority of bisexual women I've met and spoken too over the years just make shit end in heartache or emotional/mental scarring.
No, I'm not very keen to the idea of bisexual/lesbian women. Bite me.[/QUOTE]

Uh she[I] isn't [/I]bissexual, she[I] had [/I]a homossexual intercourse once.

[sp]I personally think she isn't bissexual 'cause her gay sex thing didn't make her cum, if she did oh god i would be fucked[/sp]

[biccboi]

I heard that like a huge amount of girls can't get orgasms without oral/toys.

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=markg06;21364275]It's because we all deeply care for OP and his plight.[/QUOTE]

Upon completing his quest wherein he attempts to fuck bitches, I hope he entertains us with a thrilling sequel in which he gets money.

[PlamZ]

Hey, since a long time since i came in this thread. I'm happy you finally got better with your friend, and i hope you two will have some wild Friend-sex and that she'll be able to finaly have the orgasm she always wanted. Get a beer my friend.

*takes a beer and lift it in the air*

TO THE PUSSYS!

[mobrockers]

[QUOTE=davidpholtz;21364472]just do what will make her happy and if you don't like just do it any way because this might not happen again[/QUOTE]

Don't quote the whole fucking OP, fuck.

[AnonymousDude]

Uh, so I just remember-ed something.
I won't be going out with her this weekend - her birthday is on April 24, she'll be 19 then - so time for learning.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21306763]She actually says I'm too slow and shit.
(I mean, how am I supposed to know when I have to kiss her? It's impossible, this is madness! :byodood:)[/QUOTE]

Gimme some tips on what I should do about that and if I should get her a gift, or that would be i-wanna-be-more-than-your-friend-ish?

I mean, you guys know everything about that stuff, right?

[I]Riiiite? :ohdear:[/I]

[Vornmusion]

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21366901]if I should get her a gift, or that would be i-wanna-be-more-than-your-friend-ish?[/I][/QUOTE]

It's a gift not a wedding ring. When did giving someone a gift turn into a sure sign of wanting to be more than friends? Guess me and my friends are all in love with each other.

[Wally Z]

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894436]:siren: [B]Updates on the rest of the thread, read it! [/B]:buddy: :siren:

Hello.

There is this girl I'm friends with for quite some time now.
This year, while we were off school (we finished school, we're on college now) we chatted a lot through the Internet, and two weeks ago we went downtown and got together.

It was kinda awkward. We went to the movies (The Hurt Locker isn't exactly the most romantic movie out there), but we didn't kiss. I mean, I tried, but she was being [I]tough[/I], and I wasn't completely used to the idea of kissing my friend.
When we left the movies, we went to this place, that I don't know how to name in English:

[img]http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/3038/pqhalfeld8we.jpg[/img]

(Square? Park? Fuck it.)

It was 10PM by then, so there were lots of couples and shit. I managed to get a [I]little[/I] (can't stress that enough) kiss, and then we went across the street to wait for her dad. While we were waiting I tried to get a fairly decent kiss, and it sucked a [I]little bit [/I]less than the other one. Then I said "What's wrong?" and she said "It's a friend kiss".
When she said that, I thought: "Shit. I was too slow, got her bored, and now our friendship is ruined. Way to go."
Then her dad arrived. I was planning on catching a bus, but she insisted me to go with them, he would drop me near my house. The thing is, without me saying ANY WORD on where I live, she stops IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE. She came here a few times, so she probably taught him how to come here earlier. I said to her dad: "Wow, you came closer to my house than I thought you will" and he replied: "Yeah, she dragged me here earlier.". I was like :byodood:

So, two weeks passed by. The only relevant thing that happened was that she went online and talked to me. It was strange, since I thought she hated me for being so slow. Nothing [I]really [/I]relevant was said.

Last Saturday, March 20th, we went out again.
I called her Friday (I was REALLY, REALLY bored, and wanted to go out with a friend. Making friend on college is hard for someone shy like me. Also I hate the word 'shy', it's so gay), after like 2 hours of thinking if I should or not. I thought "Well, if she says no, we're already finished anyway". Then I called.
She was surprisingly nice. "Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?" "Yeah sure. No, wait, I'm being too easy. I'll have to think. Aw dammit, too late, yeah, what you want to do?"
It was great. After looking for somewhere nice to sit and chat (that took like 2 hours, we walked almost everywhere downtown) I remembered this old school, with big stairs, not many people pass there, and it's kinda dark, so it's perfect.
We go there, and it's great. We chat, we are hugging each other, doing those little good things that two people in love do. Thing is, I don't think we are in love. It was great, I never felt so good before. Maybe because I never really wanted or cared about a girl, but it's different with her, we're friends. We're friends with benefits, I guess. But I'll get there later. Saturday was GREAT.
So, the cool thing about us is that we can talk about EVERYTHING with each other. She said a lot about her life with me. And boy, she done some crazy stuff.
The most relevant thing is that she can't have orgasms. That's right, she never had one. She thought the people she made sex with aren't effective enough, so she had sex with a girl. She said it was [I]weird[/I].
Anyway. I really like her, so I said (almost kidding) that I could try to help her. I mean, make love with her but focusing on [I]her[/I] needs, not mine. I would really like to do that, even if I don't have any pleasure, I would feel great for making her satisfied. I friendly yold her that I would do oral on her for as long as it was necessary and stuff, and she accepted the idea without bitching (that's what's great about we being friends :buddy:).
She said that if she was alone at home someday, she would call me, and use that black lingerie I'm crazy about, if I promise to try to please her. Of course I said yes, "It's a deal".
That's where things get complicated.

You remember that first occasion, where we went to this place with trees? Well, she asked if I ever made sex with anyone. Thing is, on the pressure of the situation, I said yes. Yeah, I lied. I immediately thought "CRAP", but well, I couldn't say otherwise. I had to lie a bit more to get context. It sucks. Also, she's my third girl. But since I lied, I can't just say "oh hey i'm virgin also you're my 3rd girl, ok? u still want to have sex with me?".

Finally, after all this bullshit, here's what I want to ask you. I know that there are lots of normal people here on FP, that won't just come in here and try to be funny. If you want to do a funny comment feel free to do so.

What do you think I should do?
This is getting really complicated. Saturday was so great, I never felt so good in my life. I don't want to have more feelings for her, because I don't want to get hurt (and this WILL happen, even if we lived together for the rest of our lives, and I know that's not gonna happen).
If she does call me to go to her house, should I go?
And how do I contain my feelings so I don't start liking her more than I do?

Thanks, guys. I hope you can help me. Sorry for wasting your time with such an uninteresting story. :ohdear:

[B]tl;dr[/B] virgin lies and kisses a girl and doesnt know what to do next[/QUOTE]

Nice score. I would focus on oral as you stated. Do her pussy but about every minute or so, suck on her clit, and keep rubbing it until she OG's. Have fun and use a condom!

[desertsniper]

[QUOTE=Wally Z;21378418]Have fun and use a condom![/QUOTE]

Post of the year.

[benos]

April Fools.

[Matt]

[QUOTE=benos;21382765]April Fools.[/QUOTE]
this was made before april fools

[Sgt N3wb]

The day i take sex advice from FP...

[AnonymousDude]

[QUOTE=Sgt N3wb;21385074]The day i take sex advice from FP...[/QUOTE]

You'll lose your virginity

[FPChris]

They see me trollin' they hatin'

Hidden Message:
Seriously if you make a thread on Facepunch about anything sexual you are a liar.

:downs: Facepunch is dumb.

[Zambies!]

Fucking hillarious

[Mexican]

[QUOTE=FPChris;21386018]They see me trollin' they hatin'

Hidden Message:
Seriously if you make a thread on Facepunch about anything sexual you are a liar.

:downs: Facepunch is dumb.[/QUOTE]

OP's a liar about being a virgin then

[UnnamedPlayer]

^ Just a post, not a thread, so must be true

[The BoxDog]

buy a dildo.

[The BoxDog]

[QUOTE=pedroion;21395861]You are [I]so [/I]funny.[/QUOTE]

I don't see any funny ratings on my comment, do you?
if I was trying to be funny there would be atleast be one funny rating on there, (placed by my self)

[Livewire123]

You do realise that if your friend told you she can't have orgasms it's probably a big hint for you to give her one, a typical scenario can result from it. She says she can't have orgasms, you're suprised and as a joke tell her you'd give her one to prove her wrong, she then jokingly says ok but in the end you both find out you wern't joking at all and do it.

They always that behind each joke is a little truth...

Cmon, this is like textbook stuff!