My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

[QUOTE=Hatelove;21678904]Yeah, Ignore her for as long as you can then keep ignoring her. Everytime to reach for the phone to call her slap yorslef in the face really hard. If she actually does have any feelings for you, she will feel ignored and call YOU then the power will be in your grasp and you can set up a location to meet or something. But play it cool if she does call you don't go "OMFG I MIS YOU SO MUCH, I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!! then she will know that your playing games with her[/QUOTE] lol fake aloofness, we got a seduction 101 student here

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;21679103]lol fake aloofness, we got a seduction 101 student here[/QUOTE] yup lol, sometimes the oldest trciks in the book are the most effective

Teeheehee she's online on MSN. Give me suggestions. :chef:

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21679699]Teeheehee she's online on MSN. Give me suggestions. :chef:[/QUOTE] *sigh*

[QUOTE=Hatelove;21679784]*sigh*[/QUOTE] Derp, I'm not talking to her, even though she said hi. Let's see. :buddy: If you were talking about the fact I posted that, I was kidding, hurr.

So, I answered her. Turns out I gave up, and I can sum it up with the message I sent her was "You have my number. Call me if you aren't too busy someday." I think this is the end of the thread and of our relationship, gentlemen. :eng99:

Good

OP belongs in the FP hall of fame Mandatory H.O.F. Music: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DIZ6MoMuoA[/media] Changed music

[QUOTE=pedroion;21682393]Awesome, I just dumped my gf too. :hi5emoticonhere:[/QUOTE] It sucks, eh? :unsmith: Well, do I really deserve to go to HoF? I don't think my thread was that funny or anything. :smile:

Stand outside her house and play this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIlHt_syoSE[/media]

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21576306] I studied Anatomy on this weekend, for today's test. :smith:[/QUOTE] O: I had an anatomy test that same day!

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21683581]It sucks, eh? :unsmith: Well, do I really deserve to go to HoF? I don't think my thread was that funny or anything. :smile:[/QUOTE] This thread was really entertaining, in a good way. You deserve the HoF.

[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;21720045]This thread was really entertaining, in a good way. You deserve the HoF.[/QUOTE] [img]http://singharoundtheworld.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f88e3b6883301156f2a433b970c-800wi[/img]

^ this

HoF is Hall of Fame damnit. But he works, too.

I fail to see where the "can't have orgasms" part fits in.

The girl just can't cum with other guys.

High standards?

Hah, if she had high standards she would never go out with me in the first place :v:

Story of my life.

Need we say more? Fuck her already!

So how's it going OP? :v:

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21675753]So, after that angry log, here's what I think: the possibility of her being tired of me?[/QUOTE] How can she tire of you when you never do anything together because she's either playing you or doesn't give a shit about your relationship? [editline]10:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21682230]So, I answered her. Turns out I gave up, and I can sum it up with the message I sent her was "You have my number. Call me if you aren't too busy someday." I think this is the end of the thread and of our relationship, gentlemen. :eng99:[/QUOTE] About time you ended this. Even if she wasn't playing you, she obviously didn't give two shits about the relationship as she did fuck all with it. You'll feel better about it later, like a weight lifted from you. I did when I dumped my GF.

OP is hero.

[QUOTE=Axznma;21736627]How can she tire of you when you never do anything together because she's either playing you or doesn't give a shit about your relationship? [editline]10:43AM[/editline] About time you ended this. Even if she wasn't playing you, she obviously didn't give two shits about the relationship as she did fuck all with it. You'll feel better about it later, like a weight lifted from you. I did when I dumped my GF.[/QUOTE] Well, first thing is that she said (more than once) that she wanted me to be more active, it's almost "KISS ME MORE GODDAMMIT". Then, it's 3 weeks since I last saw her. So many things that don't let us go out, that could be excuses. And I feel like shit. I'm rarely interested in a girl, I'm not this kind of guy that just rushes into any girl that shows any signs of a possible relationship / casual thing opportunity. I dunno.

Don't be like that. Ask her out again and again.

IF u can get here to get an orgasm then you are the best of the best :)

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894876]Yeah, let's stop derailing the thread. I'm serious about it.[/QUOTE] Sounds like you're trying to milk the thread.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21743295]Well, first thing is that she said (more than once) that she wanted me to be more active, it's almost "KISS ME MORE GODDAMMIT". Then, it's 3 weeks since I last saw her. So many things that don't let us go out, that could be excuses. [b]My point remains, if she isn't allowing you the chance to speed things up, how can she tire of you? I'm not trying to say your wrong (because to me that was never a valid reason to start with), rather I'm trying to say stop making excuses for her, she's being a bitch and your idea of her being "tired" of you is your way of trying to make this your fault and not hers because you want to retain hope she isn't a total and complete bitch.[/b] ------------------------------------------- And I feel like shit. I'm rarely interested in a girl, I'm not this kind of guy that just rushes into any girl that shows any signs of a possible relationship / casual thing opportunity. [b]Neither am I, infact I'd say you are better off than I am as I've never tried to get a girlfriend, I've tried to get a future wife. So finding someone to fit that is hard as shit since I don't bother with people that want to fuck around or only see this as a GF/BF relationship (like most people do growing up). My point is people like this aren't worth the time, you should only be putting this kind of effort into a real relationship and not friends with benefits because a hooker can do the same shit and won't put you through hoops to do it.[/b][/QUOTE]

So, guise. :siren: I felt like digging this shit for real, so I decided to take PlamZ' advice and call her once again, just to put it behind. So I called her and asked her if she wanted to go watch Iron Man 2. I asked her if she had anything to do tomorrow. As expected, she said she had. I was like "I figured, you're always busy". Well, the unexpected thing was that she said that there's this fair (COUNTRY fair :byodood:) and she said that she's going with a friend (DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE, BITCH) that recently broke up with her bf, and wanted to go out to think about other stuff. She asked me if I wanted to go with them. Gentlemen, now. I said that I wasn't sure, 'cause I had to travel the next day. I went to my class thinking about this shit. And well, I decided to ask a friend to let me use his cellphone to call her. I said that I did want to go, and asked when and where it would be, etc. She sounded really happy (she would never expect I would go to such a place). She said that I wouldn't regret. Oh wow. Whaddaya think? Did I do the right thing?