My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

[QUOTE=Swim;20894450]put it in her pooper [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme Reply/snipe" - Gurant))[/highlight][/QUOTE] This is why I love facepunch.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21847263]It wasn't like that, it was more like "Pretend I never told you that 'cause I shouldn't tell you that like that" Like, you just don't turn to someone from nowhere and say "You know, I like you :V". You know what I mean? I think I didn't explain that right. Or I'm already being stupid because of hope.[/QUOTE] Oooh. Nevermind for the bad then. It's Gooooood.

I just read through the entire thread, I don't know why this is so entertaining, but it's just sooo cuuuute :3: Umm, anyway. The only advice I can give you is that if she ever says she likes you, you should probably say it back, in my experience girls usually expect you to do that.

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;21849956]I just read through the entire thread, I don't know why this is so entertaining, but it's just sooo cuuuute :3: Umm, anyway. The only advice I can give you is that if she ever says she likes you, you should probably say it back, in my experience girls usually expect you to do that.[/QUOTE] How else could the conversation possibly play out? "I like you :)" "yah"

[QUOTE=NeoDement;21850028]How else could the conversation possibly play out? "I like you :)" "yah"[/QUOTE] [quote]She said: hm. tsc you know, i already made up my mind. I said: ahh. tell me. [hername]? what did you made up your mind about? She said: i like you, that's it, there, i said it. [one of her friend's name, also she doesnt like me] always tried to convince me otherwise, but it's true. there, i said it. now pretend you never heard this, ok? i never told you that. I said: Yes ma'am.[/quote] Like that.

[QUOTE=NeoDement;21850028]How else could the conversation possibly play out? "I like you :)" "yah"[/QUOTE] Never seen star wars huh? Princess Leia says "I love you" and Solo, like the bad ass he is, just says "I know". Totally bad ass, this is the way to go. Cocky and confident yet sincere.

[QUOTE=NeoDement;21850028]How else could the conversation possibly play out? "I like you :)" "yah"[/QUOTE] It happend to me 1 time : Her : I think i'm starting to like you... Me : Oh really? Good to know. Her : Do you? Me : I don't know, why? That used to be 4 years ago, when love was nothing else for me than a word.

You guys are romantics at heart.

Just sayin', it didn't seem like he was ever telling her that he likes her. Just kind of getting paranoid a lot. But I might be missing something.

[url]http://tinychat.com/showem[/url]

Slather her p**** and your hand with grape seed oil. Then just put your middle and ring finger inside her (nail side facing down), shake your hand up and down, and then she should have multiple orgasms in one "sitting." Not joking, just try it.

[QUOTE=benos;21850979][url]http://tinychat.com/showem[/url][/QUOTE] The fuck is that.

Look up how to find her G-Spot.

[QUOTE=PlamZ;21843467]Actually, i think hope is more important when there IS hope. But when it's totally hopeless, it's better to tel people the sad reality.[/QUOTE] I agree to an extent. His situation isn't completely hopeless yet though. [QUOTE=Inacio;21844237]Hope? Trusting in people is a one way trip to sadness. Always.[/QUOTE] Trusting too much in someone that isn't going to respect that trust can end that way. You have to trust people though. Everyone trusts in people, whether they think they do or not. You trust a few select people with one of the most important things you own, your life. You trust firemen to be there and put out your burning house and try to save anyone still inside. You trust your military to protect you from foreign powers. Hell you trust your parents (at least when you live with them growing up) to provide the essential things needed to survive. Trust is an everyday throw away thing, true trust in someone is where it counts, and where you have to watch yourself and them. [QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21846948]Guys. Fuck. Tonight we talked a fair amount of time on MSN, and we still are. BUT You know that friend I talked about before? Well, she said she was talking with him on MSN too and he said, amongst other things, that "She could do better", "I'm a loser" and "We don't match". Well, I had a little chatter with him too, pretty useful. He said, again, amongst other things, that I like "long, serious relationships, and I don't think that'll happen". He also posed himself as the friend who only wants my good. Well, that isn't really all that interesting, compared to that. We were talking about him and what the fuck he's doing, why he's trying to get her again, especially if he knows that I'm seeing her and that came up. This is the chatlog, only translated. [quote]She said: hm. tsc you know, i already made up my mind. I said: ahh. tell me. [hername]? what did you made up your mind about? She said: i like you, that's it, there, i said it. [one of her friend's name, also she doesnt like me] always tried to convince me otherwise, but it's true. there, i said it. now pretend you never heard this, ok? i never told you that. I said: Yes ma'am.[/quote] What. What does that mean. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. [I]Like. [/I]As much as I want to believe that she likes me too, I don't know if I should. If she's just saying that without meaning it, I would just get hurt. Crap. It sucks to like girls. Fear, I feel like an idiot by thinking about it, my heart and my brain are in excessive work, trying to figure out what to do... I think I don't need House here to tell me what those symptoms mean. Hope. Guys, enlight me, please. :eng99:[/QUOTE] More unnecessary things she says. From what that chat tells me, she's either doing a really poor job of trying to trap you back, or she's doing a really poor job of saying she genuinely likes you in a friendly offhand manner, although I suppose doing it in a poor fashion like that could be on purpose as it does have an advantage, but only with people that can catch it and I don't think she's looking that deep into it to think...fuck it I'm rambling enough of that. Anyways you seem to have a problem trusting her. Valid considering her past actions, and some of us (probably me) might of influenced you to be more un-trusting, which may or may not be a bad thing, time will tell on that. So back to this issue of trust, all you can really do is move forward from this point, she will either go with you (if she meant it) or resist. [QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21847263]It wasn't like that, it was more like "Pretend I never told you that 'cause I shouldn't tell you that like that" Like, you just don't turn to someone from nowhere and say "You know, I like you :V". You know what I mean? I think I didn't explain that right. Or I'm already being stupid because of hope.[/QUOTE] I've gone up to people and said that before, fuck em if they get all cross about it I said my piece and move on with my life, plus I've made some very good friends doing that so my win/loss ratio is still good. And hope doesn't make you stupid, many factors go into it, hope is just one of them. It also depends on whether or not it's hopeless or nearing that point, and all of those are on a situation by situation base. [QUOTE=Jabberwock09;21850100]Never seen star wars huh? Princess Leia says "I love you" and Solo, like the bad ass he is, just says "I know". Totally bad ass, this is the way to go. Cocky and confident yet sincere.[/QUOTE] That gave me a good chuckle, thank you kind sir. [QUOTE=Inacio;21854201]I've did this on purpose a few time, it was awesome Her: Hey, I gotta tell you something... Me: I'm listening. Her: I know you for a long time... blah blah... I think you are different from other guys... blah... this feeling has been growing inside me... blah... I love you. :ohdear: Me: You love me? Her: Yes. Me: Cool. And she waits for me to answer for like 20 seconds and I was with a evil smile on my face. Then she realized I wouldn't say shit, and ran to her friends. Next day some friends (like, all of them) came to me asking what the fuck I did to her. Everybody thought I was an asshole, but it was so fun :buddy:[/QUOTE] I dislike those kind of people, they throw a word as powerful as love around the same as they would greeting someone.

God, it's so much easier to be gay/bi Everyone's already a whore so there's no beating around the bush

[QUOTE=Axznma;21855183]Anyways you seem to have a problem trusting her. Valid considering her past actions, and some of us (probably me) might of influenced you to be more un-trusting, which may or may not be a bad thing, time will tell on that. So back to this issue of trust, all you can really do is move forward from this point, she will either go with you (if she meant it) or resist.[/QUOTE] I don't have a problem on trusting [i]her[/i], I have a problem with trustig people, letting them having a place in my life and not questioning myself why. I never had a long, happy relationship, for one main reason: I can't fully trust people. I always think that they might be just faking what they think about me, and don't give a shit about my existence. The problem with her is that I like her, I want to try to let people into my life, and she is closer to me than before. That coincidence made me want to try it with her, and the fact that I like her only makes it harder, 'cause if she doesn't give a fuck about me, I wonder what my mind will do to myself. But well, I hope shit works out, at least, this Saturday. Five days.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21855407]I don't have a problem on trusting [i]her[/i], I have a problem with trustig people, letting them having a place in my life and not questioning myself why. I never had a long, happy relationship, for one main reason: I can't fully trust people. I always think that they might be just faking what they think about me, and don't give a shit about my existence. The problem with her is that I like her, I want to try to let people into my life, and she is closer to me than before. That coincidence made me want to try it with her, and the fact that I like her only makes it harder, 'cause if she doesn't give a fuck about me, I wonder what my mind will do to myself. But well, I hope shit works out, at least, this Saturday. Five days.[/QUOTE] You're contradicting yourself, you say you don't have a problem trusting her, but you have a problem trusting people and letting them into your life. One in the same, this wouldn't be an issue for you if you trusted her. As for your problem with trusting people, you have a choice to make. You can either lock yourself away and only allow people to see a false front, you can't ever be truly hurt this way, like-wise no one else can be truly hurt by yourself. You can choose to remain as you are, simple and easy choice, I won't say you will be un-happy for the rest of your life like that because even the worst of things can be accepted over time (how long depends on the action), even if you are only deluding yourself, this is true with anything. Being happy is being happy, it cares not how it comes to exist, that's your job. Or you can change and open up (speaking from experience of someone that did the first method, doing this one is hard, and not as worth it as some people think, but it's worth a try as everyone's different) to not just her but in general. You would have to become tougher though, as the world is an extremely unfriendly place and you'd need to be able to accept that you are going to get let down. Acceptance is a good word for this. You need to figure out how you will accept life. I can't do that for you, no one can, only you are able to decide that. [editline]07:46AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Inacio;21855294]Dood, you should write those books depressed people buy. This is art. :golfclap: [img_thumb]http://manveet.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/who-moved-my-cheese.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] lol thanks I suppose, think I'd need a framed piece of paper first though before anyone took me seriously. Think I've seen that book before, I remember the name as it made me laugh when I first read it.

[QUOTE=Axznma;21855664]You're contradicting yourself, you say you don't have a problem trusting her, but you have a problem trusting people and letting them into your life. One in the same, this wouldn't be an issue for you if you trusted her. Or you can change and open up (speaking from experience of someone that did the first method, doing this one is hard, and not as worth it as some people think, but it's worth a try as everyone's different) to not just her but in general. You would have to become tougher though, as the world is an extremely unfriendly place and you'd need to be able to accept that you are going to get let down.[/QUOTE] What I mean is that the problem isn't me not trusting only her, but being unable to trust people, in general. And as I said, I want to change, I want to be happier, think less about bullshit, and just live. I'm trying to change, and since I just got in college, I think it's almost a fresh start. Once again, amazing words. You really have something there.

When i see you speaking, it remember me.. But let me tell you something you may call stupid, but for me it's freakin' real. Don't care about the pain. Why? Because in a way, the pain is good. If you suffer that pain you will change twice as fast. I know it's dumb because pain reliated to love sucks, but from personal experiences, this pain helps you. So in both way, go for it, in one you get a girlfriend, and the other you grow up and gain personnal experiences for the future.

[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;21856838]:razz: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=936335[/url][/QUOTE] This was great. :buddy:

Someone's dream came true [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2dklf8i.jpg[/IMG] Pathetic.

you like her, she likes you, problem? also just tell the truth, it always ends well if you tell the truth. just enjoy it my freind

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;21861468]Someone's dream came true [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2dklf8i.jpg[/IMG] Pathetic.[/QUOTE] Link to threaD?

[QUOTE=playelite;21867601]Link to threaD?[/QUOTE] locked.

[QUOTE=Inacio;21874743]Was it DDT'd?[/QUOTE] Dunno, dont think so.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21856499]What I mean is that the problem isn't me not trusting only her, but being unable to trust people, in general. And as I said, I want to change, I want to be happier, think less about bullshit, and just live. I'm trying to change, and since I just got in college, I think it's almost a fresh start. Once again, amazing words. You really have something there.[/QUOTE] [i]think about this post then think about the amount of effort you are going through to get your dick wet with this one girl[/i] Holy shit.

[QUOTE=playelite;21867601]Link to threaD?[/QUOTE] You're aware the link was posted a few posts above yours right? (on the page before this) [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=936335[/url] here it is again. [editline]05:11AM[/editline] [QUOTE=abigserve;21875167][i]think about this post then think about the amount of effort you are going through to get your dick wet with this one girl[/i] Holy shit.[/QUOTE] Sometimes it takes some foolishness and being stubborn to find another path. Should he choose to he can grow from this experience at any rate.

...So did anything happen?

OP in fact died.

I hate this thread.