My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

[QUOTE=InsanePyro;20894650]But really...if you get along with her great and she wants to have sex what the fuck is the problem? And if you really feel that bad tell her you lied under pressure[/QUOTE] It's not a problem, but I don't want to make her feel bad for my lack of experience. And the lying part will be hard. She asked me about my experiences, and I had to create things. This is what makes it so fucked up.

What do you want? Proper technique? Just find the clitoris.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;20894710]Just find the clitoris.[/QUOTE] What is that [editline]a[/editline] And yes, proper technique/advice would work

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894722]What is that [/QUOTE] I [I]hope[/I] you're joking. With italics and all.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894722]What is that [/QUOTE] Ever seen the South Park movie? Bigger, Badder, and Uncut? There's your answer.

[QUOTE=Mooe94;20894740]I [I]hope[/I] you're joking. With italics and all.[/QUOTE] God, I am. I'm not that stupid. Seriously, I do know Also, that thread just scared the shit out of me: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=911818[/url]

You have to suck on the clit some too. As much as this might turn you off, the clit is basically a tiny penis. You have to think, if my penis was only a head and no shaft, what would I like someone to do to it.

[QUOTE=Superscatman;20894766]You have to suck on the clit some too. As much as this might turn you off, the clit is basically a tiny penis. You have to think, if my penis was only a head and no shaft, what would I like someone to do to it.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I plan on doing that. The clit actually [I]is[/I] a penis, somehow. When the baby is growing up in the uterus, there's this little penis-wannabe thing. If the kid is a boy, it'll grow as a dick along the balls. If it's a girl, it'll remain underdeveloped, and the thing that would be the balls on a boy will develop as the uterus and such. :smile: And how can sucking a pussy be a turnoff this is fucking awesome

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894580]I know 13 people here on college that use FP, and in this neighbourhood there are probably a few more. [/QUOTE] so many FPers must come with great responsibility do you guys have masturbation sessions 2gether

[QUOTE=Superscatman;20894766]You have to suck on the clit some too. As much as this might turn you off, the clit is basically a tiny penis. You have to think, if my penis was only a head and no shaft, what would I like someone to do to it.[/QUOTE] Thanks Now due to you if I eve manage to actually have the opportunity to get laid I might not be able to get it up due to that playing in my head

[QUOTE=InsanePyro;20894796]Thanks Now due to you if I eve manage to actually have the opportunity to get laid I might be able to get it up due to that playing in my head[/QUOTE] That was slightly [I]Optimistic[/I]. It's motherfucking pussy for god's sake

You lied to her. She deserves better.

[QUOTE=Fragny;20894823]You lied to her. She deserves better.[/QUOTE] I think that too. :(

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894822]That was slightly [I]Optimistic[/I]. It's motherfucking pussy for god's sake[/QUOTE] He compared it to a penis

[QUOTE=InsanePyro;20894832]He compared it to a penis[/QUOTE] That is kinda correct. They come from the same embryonic tissue, making them homologous.

[quote=anonymousdude;20894856]that is kinda correct. They come from the same embryonic tissue, making them homologous.[/quote] lalalalalalala

[QUOTE=InsanePyro;20894871]lalalalalalala[/QUOTE] Yeah, let's stop derailing the thread. I'm serious about it.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894876]Yeah, let's stop derailing the thread. I'm serious about it.[/QUOTE] Alright fine Anyways...just do it

Oh Yeah, in my school if you're a virgina the girls will be all like "Hey i could teach you" And crap, aint nothing bad. [editline]03:33PM[/editline] :lol: at virgina. Sounds like an Orange Juice. Hint Hint

Tough call buddy, I would do it as to keep a promise and to try and make her happy, no matter the cost of me.

How old are you? I think you will find girls have high respect for guys who don't sleep with every chick at 15. You should be honest with her, if she judges you then she can't be much of a good friend. Make sure you want to do this though, is this important enough to possibly sacrifice your friendship over? Girls love it when you sit down and talk honestly about what you're thinking so don't be afraid to do that, you both already enjoy talking about things so it shouldn't be a difficult step for the both of you. I think you might of got better advice in the love section, just FYI. PS. Use squirty cream too.

[QUOTE=FPChris;20894895]Oh Yeah, in my school if you're a virgina the girls will be all like "Hey i could teach you" And crap, aint nothing bad. [/QUOTE] What the fuck school do you go to?

Dude, if you're a virgin, find someone you love instead. This sounds like something you'll regret.

[QUOTE=angrykid8;20894913]Tough call buddy, I would do it as to keep a promise and to try and make her happy, no matter the cost of me.[/QUOTE] I want to do this for the same reason - to make her happy. [QUOTE=Ninx;20894931]How old are you? I think you will find girls have high respect for guys who don't sleep with every chick at 15. You should be honest with her, if she judges you then she can't be much of a good friend. Make sure you want to do this though, is this important enough to possibly sacrifice your friendship over? Girls love it when you sit down and talk honestly about what you're thinking so don't be afraid to do that, you both already enjoy talking about things so it shouldn't be a difficult step for the both of you. I think you might of got better advice in the love section, just FYI. PS. Use squirty cream too.[/QUOTE] I am 17, she's 18 but her birthday is on April 22. Things work a bit differently here where I live. The cool guy is the one that goes to parties and gets lots of girls, fucked lots. I think I'll have to manage to tell her the truth. The thought that I lied to her when I didn't even need to is making me feel bad. The fuck is that I invented stories, so it'll be harder. I'll tell her that I told that to avoid getting her bored with my lack of interesting stuff to tell. I hope she doesn't hate me. Also Love Advice sucks, it's always empty. [quote]Dude, if you're a virgin, find someone you love instead. This sounds like something you'll regret. [/quote] I never really loved a girl in the usual meaning. She's currently the girl I enjoy the most, so it's the closest. It's not the lovers' kind of love, but a very-steemed-friend kind of love. As I said, we're on the [I]Friends With Benefits[/I] kind of relationship.

well, you've possibly just dug your self into a hole and threw out the shovel. I'd honestly say be truthful about it, and not when your about to do it, I mean before

it's dangerous to go alone, take this and this precisely. It's expensive but it's worth it. [img]http://www.meds.co.uk/shop/files/medsThumbs/t_4942.jpg[/img] go for the clit, observe her reactions. If you're smarter than the average bear, you'll figure out when you're on the right track. godspeed

Fingers in, move up and down vertically = squirt (intense orgasm)

[QUOTE=Adbor;20895174][img]http://www.meds.co.uk/shop/files/medsThumbs/t_4942.jpg[/img] go for the clit, observe her reactions. If you're smarter than the average bear, you'll figure out when you're on the right track. godspeed[/QUOTE] I'll try to find one of those. I got some money anyway :v: But is it ok to have these stuff on the mouth? Cuz if I do it I'll do oral. And yeah, I'll sure try to notice her reactions. But it's a big challenge for a first-timer, huh? The first girl you have never had an orgasm and it's up to you to make her decide if she should give up on nice, smart, not beautiful but careful men.

[QUOTE=Adventbishop;20895191]Fingers in, move up and down vertically = squirt (intense orgasm)[/QUOTE] Horizontal movement is better.

Just say you lied and tell her the truth. Is not lying so hard? I would have corrected myself on the spot. "Yes. Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm a virgin."