My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

[QUOTE=Smashmaster;20895255]Just say you lied and tell her the truth. Is not lying so hard? I would have corrected myself on the spot. "Yes. Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm a virgin."[/QUOTE] That's one of the reasons I'm pissed off. Fear took over and I was an asshole and didn't correct myself on the spot. It would have been [i]so[/i] easier.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20895268]That's one of the reasons I'm pissed off. Fear took over and I was an asshole and didn't correct myself on the spot. It would have been [i]so[/i] easier.[/QUOTE] Not much more to say besides you screwed up. Just tell her that, and do NOT give any excuses. Edit: I hate excuses. :|

[QUOTE=Superginger;20895283]Not much more to say besides you screwed up. Just tell her that, and do NOT give any excuses. Edit: I hate excuses. :|[/QUOTE] God. I will have to say that I lied to her. But damn, I'll have to somehow say why I did this, right? And I did this to avoid getting her bored, and that's actually true.

Tell here you are this crap because the last time you did it you where drunk out of your mind! A lie to cover up your lie. Your relationship is off to a great start. Also use a combo of fingers and mouth and remember not to dive right in. Just play around down there a bit until she goes crazy in anticipation. I also presume you know how to find a her [U]clit[/U] (english translation)? [/sexeducationonfacepunch]

[QUOTE=Bloodshed16;20894493]You lied and said you weren't a virgin, she'd probably be happy to know you're a virgin. But then again, I'm not sure what type of girl she is. Sex comes pretty natural, so I wouldn't put much thought into it.The first time I had sex, I was nervous as hell, but it's pretty easy. Just go with it. She sounds mildly slutty, though...? also, fingering chicks is easy, just do that.[/QUOTE] Mildly slutty? You're just as dumb as your intelligence thread.

[QUOTE=taipan;20895355]Tell here you are this crap because the last time you did it you where drunk out of your mind![/QUOTE] Wait, what. I said I wasn't on a reflex. It isn't very interesting to be a virgin faggot. I screwed up, though, by not denying what I said. I think I'll just have to tell her I lied, no matter the consequences will be. Guys, I'm going to college now. I'll read your posts and answer them later when I get back. Thanks for [most of the] answers so far. Facepunch is being surprisingly mature. :3:

[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;20895399]You seemed like a nice guy so I read the whole thing. :geno:[/QUOTE] [i]Two whole pages[/i]. What an accomplishment.

[QUOTE=PrusseLusken;20895399]You seemed like a nice guy so I read the whole thing. :geno:[/QUOTE] Thanks. :smile: I often read those giant posts, many of them are pretty nice to read. Keep telling me what to do with my life, guys, I wanna see at least 4 pages when I get back :dance:

[QUOTE=Emz;20895211]Horizontal movement is better.[/QUOTE] Really? Guess I should try next time I'm with someone. Thanks mate

BTW you should really post results here if you get any.

I would only tell you one thing : Have a big conversation with her. I know it may sucks. But if you wait, you'll get (face)punched. Cheers, have fun!

Make sure to put on a live stream

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20895416]Thanks. :smile: I often read those giant posts, many of them are pretty nice to read. Keep telling me what to do with my life, guys, I wanna see at least 4 pages when I get back :dance:[/QUOTE] Post pics of the girl :what:

Just make it into a good night, make it romantic. And since you suck at sex try to please her with your tongue and THEN have sex with her Just wear a condom man

If she's such a close friend, you should be able to tell her the honest truth- say you lied about being a virgin because you were embarrassed about it or something. If you don't tell her the truth, it would probably be quite obvious anyway once you try to pleasure her. Go paragon, tell the truth :D

I think I'll call her on my way to college. Anyway, I'm off. See ya later.

Obviously the most sensebile thing to do is beat her in the head with a club and drag her home in her hair. Or "go down on her" and do the same thing, she wakes up after passing out and you can say she passed out from her INTENSIVE orgarsm! :O

Prepare yourself by eating fishoils.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;20895695]Prepare yourself by eating fishoils.[/QUOTE] are we assuming she doesn't wash

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894456]Shit you read fast Anyway: and I do shit for I never fucked anyone and probably won't please her. She'll look into my face and tell me to fuck off. I made this account to preserve my privacy on FP. Also, guys, I know it's hard to do this on FP, but please [I]try[/I] to be just a bit helpful.[/QUOTE] Well, if you're REALLY unsure about what to do (And honestly, it's very easy to pick it up as you go along), there are sources online that can give you tips and so on (Well, I'm fairly sure there is) My own advice would be, since you seem to have gotten yourself in for simply pleasing her, is to ask her to let you know what feels good and what doesn't as you try out a variety of things, and then focus on the one that feels best for her (Occasionally mixing it up with the other 'good' feeling things). Sort of things I mean are... speed of tongue movement, area that you're working on, etc. Word of advice, one that seems to hold true for nearly every woman - do not point your tongue, or make it rigid (unless gently flicking it across the clitoris or something). They seem to prefer the tongue flat (in my experience)

Nice read, also tell her that you had sex only 1 time and that you haven't learned that much from there.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894436] [B]tl;dr[/B] virgin lies and kisses a girl and doesnt know what to do next[/QUOTE] Well. Firstly. I will give you options 1. Quick! Have sex with someone/something 2. Fap. 3. Have sex with her without experience. Well. Here is the fourth and fifth... 4. Have sex with a whore. 5. Go watch some... Finally a good use for this smilie :a2m:... That should get you some experience............ Or... Do all at once. Have sex while fapping and having sex with someone else, also having sex with a whore and watching... at the same time (/joke) /serious

Also I find that cats are great for sex practice, you should try one I had a 124% performance increase in just 2 weeks.

[QUOTE=acds;20896225]Also I find that cats are great for sex practice, you should try one I had a 124% performance increase in just 2 weeks.[/QUOTE] Thats beast....iality. Seriously. Why would you do that. What the fuck is your problem. "Sex Practice" Is practicing to satisfy. Not the have sex with kittens. Would you have sex with this?[IMG]http://www.iacuc.arizona.edu/training/cats/images/Tabby1-DomesticCat-Closeup.jpg[/IMG] Oops wrong one... [IMG]http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/blogspotting/archives/cat_yawning_canine_teeth.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Activeellis;20896235]Thats beast....iality.[/QUOTE] Your avatar is a great response to acds' post, your post isn't so much.

have sex with her

[QUOTE=Craigewan;20896251]Your avatar is a great response to acds' post, your post isn't so much.[/QUOTE] Agrreeee. Ill make a couple more paragraphs....

[QUOTE=InsanePyro;20894796]Thanks Now due to you if I eve manage to actually have the opportunity to get laid I might not be able to get it up due to that playing in my head[/QUOTE] Dare you to google image engorged clitoris. Also, she accepted the idea of you performing oral on her without bitching? Who would bitch about that "Oh shit, you wanna orally pleasure me? *sigh* I guess.. go on"

Just give her oral and don't have actual "sex". Then tell her that you're really nervous because you lied about being a virgin and you told her you were experienced because you really like her and wanted to be with her.

[QUOTE=Relys;20896567]Then tell her that you're really nervous because you lied about being a virgin and you told her you were experienced because you really like her and wanted to be with her.[/QUOTE] [I]aaawwww, that's cuuuuteee![/I]