My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

[QUOTE=Relys;20896567]Just give her oral and don't have actual "sex". Then tell her that you're really nervous because you lied about being a virgin and you told her you were experienced because you really like her and wanted to be with her.[/QUOTE] That's the thing a gentleman would do.

why did you lie about your virginity? honesty is best with women you care about not hurting, seriously. also for some reason, for some girls when you say youre a virgin it sets them off. I can't figure this out for the life of me. sometimes when I'm trying to bed a chick, i lie and tell her I'm a virgin, and it's worked. it did backfire pretty badly once though

[QUOTE=Activeellis;20896235]Thats beast....iality. Seriously. Why would you do that. What the fuck is your problem. "Sex Practice" Is practicing to satisfy. Not the have sex with kittens. Would you have sex with this?[url]http://www.iacuc.arizona.edu/training/cats/images/Tabby1-DomesticCat-Closeup.jpg[/url] Oops wrong one... [url]http://dropline.net/cats/images/Muffin-cat.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] You really thought I was being serious?

-snoooooop-

[QUOTE=acds;20898602]You really thought I was being serious?[/QUOTE] Short answer : yes Long answer : yeah

(I was REALLY, REALLY bored, and wanted to go out with a friend. Making friend on college is hard for someone shy like me. Also I hate the word 'shy', it's so gay), Actually wondering if you want to have sex with someone you really like is gay.

Spend 4 hours on redtube with a notepad and pencil.

Just give it to her straight. You lied.

[QUOTE=Kaburorne;20895516]If she's such a close friend, you should be able to tell her the honest truth- [b]say you lied about being a virgin because you were embarrassed about it or something. [/b]If you don't tell her the truth, it would probably be quite obvious anyway once you try to pleasure her. Go paragon, tell the truth :D[/QUOTE] You should do this.

Make a semi-lie and ask her if she recalls the day she asked if you were a virgin. Then ask her if getting a handjob or something of the sorts is good enough? Good luck friend.

Just tell the truth.

[QUOTE=NorthernFall;20900345]Spend 4 hours on redtube with a notepad and pencil.[/QUOTE] Thats kind-of over-exaggerating and freaky.

[QUOTE=Activeellis;20896235]Thats beast....iality. Seriously. Why would you do that. What the fuck is your problem. "Sex Practice" Is practicing to satisfy. Not the have sex with kittens. Would you have sex with this?[IMG]http://www.iacuc.arizona.edu/training/cats/images/Tabby1-DomesticCat-Closeup.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] Ohgod, i laughed uncontrollably.

Your friend sounds cool. Or maybe like a whore, I don't know.

Aim for the clit!

Don't get your tongue over-exerted, it's not about the speed/strength, it's about thought out changes in movement and repetition. That's the keyword here, repetition, even slow, mild movements can drive her crazy and if she wants more, I'm sure she'll notify you in an obvious enough way. About that Durex O thing, it's perfectly safe to have it on every part of the body. It's meant for boosting the bloodstream in the clitoris (which already HAS an enormous enough of blood for a part that small), making it more and more intensive. And, for the love of god, be cleanly shaved. Not because of your looks but because a feminine skin, especially down there, is super-delicate and you might scare her away from oral by stabbing her clitoris with a facial hair. :uhoh: good luck out there

Ya def. chop down that bush. Anyways im just waiting for you to reply back after you did it. HEY GUYS, I FUCKED HER AND SHE WAS YELLIN' LOl anyways gl man. Don't masterbate for like 5 days before you do it. Than when she calls you'll be so horny you will just fucking fly there. Lmao.!

OK, I'm back from college. (I'm so fucking tired btw) So, I thought a lot about it, and read all your posts. I think I'll call her tomorrow and tell the truth. It's the right thing to do, and I don't feel OK about lying to her, specially cuz she's probably my favorite person out there. I hope she doesn't hate me. If you guys wanna give tips on how to unscrew this screwed situation, it would be most helpful.

[QUOTE=Tu154M;20902411]Ohgod, i laughed uncontrollably.[/QUOTE] At what. this is :siren:serious buisness :siren: [editline]11:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20904154]OK, I'm back from college. (I'm so fucking tired btw) So, I thought a lot about it, and read all your posts. I think I'll call her tomorrow and tell the truth. It's the right thing to do, and I don't feel OK about lying to her, specially cuz she's probably my favorite person out there. I hope she doesn't hate me. If you guys wanna give tips on how to unscrew this screwed situation, it would be most helpful.[/QUOTE] Ok just say you were worried and you panicked. it should work for the :love: [editline][/editline] Double post. my bad

Don't worry, i don't think she'll hate you. Maybe laugh a little and ask you why you lied. But don't worry. Be Happy! (Cuz you have a date =3)

At first looking at the thread title I was like [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/rainbow.png[/img] and then I [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/img]'ed.

Wow, this thread made more noise than I expected it to. Also, how the hell did I get Funny and Heart ratings? You Facepunchers are really surprising me :unsmith: @Lemonator: :love:

I don't even see why you lied, anyone worth your time wouldn't care if your a virgin. Even if it's just a friend with benefits it has the word "friend" in it still. And what is with this stigma shit that being a virgin makes you "less" than you were before. Virginity doesn't even exist, it's a mental state of being, that's it. There's no physical difference for a man who has had sex or hasn't, as for females, the hymen does occasionally grow back for some people so that's busted too.

[QUOTE=vizard38;20894751]Ever seen the South Park movie? Bigger, Badder, and Uncut? There's your answer.[/QUOTE] No, we're talking about a clitoris, not shit on a dvd sweetie.

@Axznma Are you virgin? If not, then you can't understand ;)

[QUOTE=Axznma;20904509]I don't even see why you lied, anyone worth your time wouldn't care if your a virgin. Even if it's just a friend with benefits it has the word "friend" in it still.[/QUOTE] As I said, I was one of those reflex-answers. And I couldn't say that I lied atm for I was like "What if she gets pissed off". It turned into a big snowball. Yeah, that sucks, I'm a coward faggot. :smithicide: [quote]Are you virgin? If not, then you can't understand ;) [/quote] Exactly.

I made my girlfriend orgasm by kissing her neck. :smug:

[QUOTE=Valcor X1;20904717]I made my girlfriend orgasm by kissing her neck. :smug:[/QUOTE] She likes biting, not the canibal kind of biting, but slightly. She was doing that on me all the time, on my arm, on my neck, on my face, on my lips. It's great. I also did it a bit on her. Feels good to do it too.

If she loves you, this little lie won't be a problem i guaranty you. Just try not to lie too often :P

Me too. :v: If I manage to get alone here at home (there's always someone in the same room) I'll call her already. Can't stand this shit anymore.