My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

Just watch a lot of porn, that'll teach you what to do.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20904752]She likes biting, not the canibal kind of biting, but slightly. She was doing that on me all the time, on my arm, on my neck, on my face, on my lips. It's great. I also did it a bit on her. Feels good to do it too.[/QUOTE] Yeah, she does. But if you piss her off, she will bite the shit out of you.

Don't leave facepunch open or everyone is going to be like "THIS GIRL IS GETTING PENETRATED HARD" with a combination of the :dong: emote.

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You didn't tell her you're a virgin? What's your plan, to do so bad she won't [I]want [/I]to have orgasms?:smugdog:

If you want to have sex with her then do so but while you are ask her what she likes and work with that.

[QUOTE=Mingebox;20905049]You didn't tell her you're a virgin? What's your plan, to do so bad she won't [I]want [/I]to have orgasms?:smugdog:[/QUOTE] "Oh I knew it. You suck even more than everyone else. Please don't ever look to me again. Thank you." "Also the door is that way, take a good look at it because you're never seeing it again" :saddowns:

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk&feature=fvst"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk&feature=fvst[/URL] (Mod please fix link, not sure how to do it) This always works.

If it's your first, you have to fuck her as long as you can, and do the kinkiest things you can do

I'm no professional on this stuff, and I don't feel like reading through four pages to see if anyone's suggested it, but you might want to google up on how to put your tongue to use. I just remember hearing someone say that it's a good way to help those 'gals that have trouble achieving an orgasm. :v:

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20905133]"Oh I knew it. You suck even more than everyone else. Please don't ever look to me again. Thank you." "Also the door is that way, take a good look at it because you're never seeing it again" :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Don't think like that. Just ask her (After telling her the truth) what would make her happy.

You keep saying "We're just friends so I try to kiss her but we're just friends and when she kisses me like a friend I am bitterly disappointed because we're just friends and I want to propper deep throat her. You know. Like a friend." You must be fucking creepy. Did you stop to listen how you sound. "I really want to kiss you because I really like you in that way. But I'll fuck you. Of course it would be a favour for you not me. It's not like I want to fuck you or anything. It would be what YOU want" Anyway you got the opportunity to ravish a vagina with your penis. A vagina you really want. Don't run from this opportunity. When life gives you lemons. You fuck them.

[QUOTE=PlamZ;20904623]@Axznma Are you virgin? If not, then you can't understand ;)[/QUOTE] Yeah I am a "virgin" as far as sex is concerned, I've yet to meet someone worth "losing" (because you can't actually lose anything) it to (I admit part of that is that I haven't really tried to get to know someone that way in a long long time). So yes, I do understand how you feel. However I don't feel any less about it. It's a state of mind, knowing that, it is in the same category for me as any other subject of the type, meaning it means nothing to me. --------------------------------- [QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20904654]As I said, I was one of those reflex-answers. And I couldn't say that I lied atm for I was like "What if she gets pissed off". It turned into a big snowball. Yeah, that sucks, I'm a coward faggot. :smithicide:[/QUOTE] Like I said, anyone worth your time (this might not apply to you. I however have very high character and personalty standards) won't think any less of you for being a "virgin". Knowing that, tell her you lied, whatever your reasons are, and see how she reacts. How she reacts (and not just what she says) will determine whether she is worth more than the ground she stands on or not. Unless your looking for an easy score, in which case you should of just bought a hooker if that's all you really wanted. I think the reason this all happened is you gave her too little credit and don't have high enough standards. You sold her short thinking she would be petty enough to not understand the whole "I'm a virgin thus I am a loser" bullshit mentality and forgive you for a simple and (way to much) common lie. And on the other side of it you need to look at it like this, if you like her (even just as a friend with benefits), then you need know what you want from her. I for one do not want someone that is so pathetically petty that they see someone as a lesser person for not having sex for a lover or friend. I don't wish to know these kind of people at all. So find out your standards on that subject, if you had my kind of standards, (and cared for her) you'd of told her the truth, not caring if she reacts badly (this applies to telling her you lied aswell) because if she does, she simply isn't worth your time and she lost, not you.

Or you could just not tell her you're a virgin. If you suck just say that the other girls were into that stuff and you're just not used to her. All girls are different you know. Besides, if you suck, she will probably think it's her fault because she can't have orgasms anyway. Relax, and just go with it.

Yeah sure... Your "friend"

Well there is a first time for everything.

Oh crap. Fuck it I'll call her. This convinced me that my decision is a good one. [QUOTE=Axznma;20905494]Like I said, anyone worth your time (this might not apply to you. I however have very high character and personalty standards) won't think any less of you for being a "virgin". Knowing that, tell her you lied, whatever your reasons are, and see how she reacts. How she reacts (and not just what she says) will determine whether she is worth more than the ground she stands on or not. Unless your looking for an easy score, in which case you should of just bought a hooker if that's all you really wanted. I think the reason this all happened is you gave her too little credit and don't have high enough standards. You sold her short thinking she would be petty enough to not understand the whole "I'm a virgin thus I am a loser" bullshit mentality and forgive you for a simple and (way to much) common lie. And on the other side of it you need to look at it like this, if you like her (even just as a friend with benefits), then you need know what you want from her. I for one do not want someone that is so pathetically petty that they see someone as a lesser person for not having sex for a lover or friend. I don't wish to know these kind of people at all. So find out your standards on that subject, if you had my kind of standards, (and cared for her) you'd of told her the truth, not caring if she reacts badly (this applies to telling her you lied aswell) because if she does, she simply isn't worth your time and she lost, not you.[/QUOTE] Let's hope for the best. It'll interesting too.

But wait... Would you want her to be more than a friend?

[QUOTE=PlamZ;20906367]But wait... Would you want her to be more than a friend?[/QUOTE] Maybe. She has the best chance at the moment, for I never really liked a girl. She's pretty, we get along well and stuff. So yeah, maybe. But the downsides are heavy too.

:sigh: everyone on facepunch is getting some action but me..

Well. It would be good to know what YOU want in that...

[QUOTE=Optimistic;20906489]:sigh: everyone on facepunch is getting some action but me..[/QUOTE] I'm not getting some action, I'm trying not to completely screw up my only chance so far :buddy:

[QUOTE=Tayg0;20904891]Just watch a lot of porn, that'll teach you what to do.[/QUOTE] Yeah...don't do this.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20906525]I'm not getting some action, I'm trying not to completely screw up my only chance so far :buddy:[/QUOTE] at least you had a chance I've never even had a friend whom was a GIRL my entire life.. :crying:

[QUOTE=Optimistic;20906580]at least you had a chance I've never even had a friend whom was a GIRL my entire life.. :crying:[/QUOTE] Have you tried making friends whom are girls?

[QUOTE=yodafart9;20906609]Have you tried making friends whom are girls?[/QUOTE] Exactly. Can't be that hard. My best friends were always girls.

Well. Like Yoda said, when you don't try, you don't suceed ;)

I end up getting ignored/some other person comes in and they start talking to the other person/they don't respond :frown:

and what do you do after?? You need to be constant. Don't stop after trying once!

man-up, dude!