My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

Does the title sound like the premise of a cheesy porno to anyone else? "Oh doctor, I can't have orgasms!" "The only cure is is an 50 CC injection of got man juice" :q: wakicha wakicha wakicha

The way to fix it is confront her only with you two and talk alone with each other and end it with something that matters.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20908592]It's a lost cause now, guys. I just lost a great friend, I know it somehow.[/QUOTE] She can't be that good a friend if you could lose her over something as trivial as this. If you want her to like you maybe you should stop making a massive deal out of everything that happens?

It doesn't taste like fish unless she's a dirty whore. Otherwise, it tastes great. Move around, don't just keep licking the same spot. Remember that the areas around the vagina are also sensitive. Start on her thighs, move to the skin around the vagina, then move in and get to the clit. Don't just jump straight to it. Tease it, too. Lick it a couple times then leave and go around some more. Blow air on it, and give it light little flicks with your tongue. After a while when she's getting into it, then start working it. If your tongue gets tired, give it a break by keeping it still and just moving your head, then get back to your tongue work. Use your nose, too. It's a different sensation. The more variety you get in, the better. But after you reach a certain point, she'll let you know to keep doing what you're doing and DO NOT STOP until she's done. Remember that some women are very sensitive after they cum, so give her a minute unless she tells you to keep going. If she's cool, put a finger on her anus. If she's really cool, stick it in. It's awesome. Also, use fingers inside her while you're licking. Trying to make a "come here" motion inside... like you're trying to touch your tongue from inside her with your fingers. Just rub gently, don't try to kill her. A few general tips on pussy eating, from a "god". I've gotten called that by several women, it's fucking awesome.

[QUOTE=RELAXiN;20911174] If she's cool, put a finger on her anus. If she's really cool, stick it in. It's awesome. [/QUOTE] But i poop from there

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thats disgusting. there was some nasty things to be seen here before the mods stepped in.

[QUOTE=Fofilolipop;20911716]thats disgusting. there was some nasty things to be seen here before the mods stepped in.[/QUOTE] I got outta this thread faster than Colnel Sanders at a PETA convention.

First mistake, it seems like you forced the first kiss. It should just happen, man. (other mistakes here, mainly, not hanging out with her for 2 weeks, just chatting online.) Final big mistake, you planned sex. Its going to be awkward...It should come naturally, and almost spontaneous.

Keep safe!

[QUOTE=RawlDawg;20909677]You lost your "best friend" because you lied to her about something so trivial? Either you're really overreacting, or you weren't as close as you thought.[/QUOTE] Yep. Personally, I think he's overreacting, but I guess time will tell.

[QUOTE=realmgen;20911371]But i poop from there[/QUOTE] Not right now you don't.

Tap that shit hard then drop the bitch a day later on the phone.

Good luck is all I can say... [editline]01:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Optimistic;20906580]at least you had a chance I've never even had a friend whom was a GIRL my entire life.. :crying:[/QUOTE] Try gay.

OP how old r u 2?

[QUOTE=Mooe94;20894655]Just pretend you're licking ice cream A rather salty ice cream.[/QUOTE] [URL]http://www.who-sucks.com/food/101-frightening-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world[/URL] Take your pick of any fishy flavored goodness! It's better when it's creamy. I'm a friend of this person's s/n. FYI I'm female....I have some very useful information for you. BUY A BUNCH OF COSMOPOLITAN MAGS! Cosmo is the sex bible for girls.

I don't know why you are asking FP, half of them have not even had sex yet.

[QUOTE=Asaratha;20917080]You sound 2[/QUOTE] Come on, be kind with him. 2 ¹/²

What a thread. Also Get in there boyyyy

Just do it.

WOAH WOAH WOAH! you guys are JUST NOW in college and she already tried lesbian sex? the FUCK?!?!?! funny thing is, you hear about boyfriend and girlfriends having sex in High School but you never tend to hear about the gay people doing it. good thing I guess

My two cents would be: If she is being all depressed because you lied a bit in edginess, she [I]probably[/I] (that being said: not necessarily) isn't that great of a friend at the end of the day. As a great friend, she would understand you and forgive you because why would it matter if you're a virgin or not? I know it was a lie after all and shit like that, but seriously, everyone have done this at some point to attempt to remain inside the cool-zone or whatever. Yes, I've done this too, before my ex became my girlfriend at the time. She was totally cool about it. I basically lied about the exact same shit as you did. I've seen it being talked about a couple of times in this thread, and I'm starting to agree a bit on she might be using you for that orgasm. I have no idea though, this is just seen from my point of view. To give some general advice regarding sex: Sex is no big deal. I remember how I thought my first time with my girlfriend at the time would be romantic, lovely, lots of feelings and shit like that, but in reality, it isn't as fluid as you see it in movies (when we're at this age). I hurt my girlfriend (she was a virgin), it was sort of awkward at a few points, it wasn't [I]that[/I] good (maybe because my expectations was too elevated), but it was [B]an experience[/B] nevertheless. The next time was better and less awkward. The next time was better and not awkward at all. It develop over time. Don't expect it to be fucking good the first time. You need to try it a couple of times to be [B]A SEX MOTHER FUCKING GOD[/B] (:iceburn:). Oh and: Girls aren't always as nice and cute as they seem to be. What I mean is that they in a lot of cases let you (the animalistic male) come to them. I've come to the conclusion that this is a malfunction in their social intelligence. It is hard to solve problems if the other part is a girl, that's life. deale w/ it (don't worry, I have a hard time dealing with it too). I would kinda like to know what you told her. If I were the one to tell her, I would have told that I am sorry because I lied about my virginity, it all happened because we were talking about sexual activities and to not look like an inexperienced dude I lied unintentionally (not exactly that way, but you get the point). [B]THE FACT[/B] that you in all honesty came to her and told her about it because [B]you feel bad[/B] about you [B]lying [/B], should be [B]enough for her[/B] to forgive you and let it go without any hard feelings [I]as a friend.[/I] (I know this was essentially the same as the first paragraph but I felt the urge to explain it again because I just figured it out and think it is better than the first shit I wrote) BTW: Don't be all 'How do I do this?'. I know it is your first time and all that shit, but it's really easy when you've been through it. The great thing about sex is that God made it so easy it even became a natural progress - yes, you don't even have to plan your next move, it all happens like it was your destiny (on a side note: OH BOY IT IS YOUR DESTINY!). Can't think of any more important shit to tell you, hope it was at least a little useful. Nonetheless it could be useful for another soul in trouble reading this thread. FP got your back bro. [editline]08:36PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Hazardous Melon;20917070]I don't know why you are asking FP, half of them have not even had sex yet.[/QUOTE] Then, just maybe, he was looking for the other half to help him.

Just fuck her already and stop whining.

kissing friends isn't weird, at least if you're drunk! unless they're guys then its hella weird, unless you're gay

Do we have a pic of the girl yet? I'm only interested if we have a pic of the girl.

I demand an update OP. See if I give you advise ever again. :(

[QUOTE=smurfy;20921101]Do we have a pic of the girl yet? I'm only interested if we have a pic of the girl.[/QUOTE] No, I'm not posting a pic of her. On updates: there isn't really nothing new. College all day, and as expected she didn't call me. Maybe (that's really a [I]maybe[/I]) I'll call her next week. Let's see how shit's going. [QUOTE]OP how old r u 2?[/QUOTE] Sorry I won't play Runescape with you

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20921422]No, I'm not posting a pic of her. On updates: there isn't really nothing new. College all day, and as expected she didn't call me. Maybe (that's really a [I]maybe[/I]) I'll call her next week. Let's see how shit's going. Sorry I won't play Runescape with you[/QUOTE] Why not? It's all anonymous, fair enough if you don't but theres no reason not to. And i hope this all works out man, hopefully she is just thinkin shit over.

[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;20921849]And i hope this all works out man, hopefully she is just thinkin shit over.[/QUOTE] Me too. I can't really explain what happened to you guys since you wouldn't understand, but while we were chatting for some time it was strange. Really strange.

[QUOTE=Inacio;20922777]Tell us more[/QUOTE] I don't see why everyone is dying to learn about some guy who pushes himself onto another girl desperate for buttsecks time.