• My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her.
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[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20922171]Me too. I can't really explain what happened to you guys since you wouldn't understand, but while we were chatting for some time it was strange. Really strange.[/QUOTE] You can tell me everything, my friend. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/img]
Eat her out.
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;20922847]I don't see why everyone is dying to learn about some guy who pushes himself onto another girl desperate for buttsecks time.[/QUOTE] Why man, don't even post here. Forreal.
Sex her up real good, for facepunch :v:
[QUOTE=orbitrek;20923332]Sex her up real good, for facepunch :v:[/QUOTE] Read the thread.
text her, ask her whats up, how is it etc, work from there. Don't give up man, just don't ;)
I wish it'll go well for you, you look like a good guy :buddy:
[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20923727]Read the thread.[/QUOTE] So - uh - was my post a bit above of any use? :ninja:
[QUOTE=Leaf Runner;20922847]I don't see why everyone is dying to learn about some guy who pushes himself onto another girl desperate for buttsecks time.[/QUOTE] ''If you think a thread is a pile of crap DON'T POST IN IT- '' Took from the rules. You don't like this thread? then GTFO. I like this thread.
Go oral crazy.
I think I can explain something. When I spoke to her, her tone was like "I don't care, but I think we're done here". Age was something hard. I'm much younger than her, and I just proved that I'm very immature. :frown:
So what at least you talked to her and for gods sake get this thing resolved as soon as you can. Don't delay it and call her, talk to her and ask what's happening and see if you can meet up somewhere and talk. Meet up somewhere neutral.
[QUOTE=Asaratha;20917080]You sound 2[/QUOTE] That's cool. But seriously OP how old are you to? If she's a good friend she'll understand why you lied to her.
[QUOTE=hypern;20936799]So what at least you talked to her and for gods sake get this thing resolved as soon as you can. Don't delay it and call her, talk to her and ask what's happening and see if you can meet up somewhere and talk. Meet up somewhere neutral.[/QUOTE] This, but don't make it too demand-y.
[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20936667]I think I can explain something. When I spoke to her, her tone was like "I don't care, but I think we're done here". Age was something hard. [b]I'm much younger than her[/b], and I just proved that I'm very immature. :frown:[/QUOTE] :monocle: How much younger, maybe you could turn it around.
[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;20938454]:monocle: How much younger, maybe you could turn it around.[/QUOTE] He is 17, she is 18, from what I gathered in this thread.
Make sure you two are both 18, so she cant turn around and say u rapped her.
[QUOTE=danofish;20940350]Make sure you two are both 18, so she cant turn around and say u rapped her.[/QUOTE] It's the other way around you idiot. However I have a strong feeling OP wouldn't report rape.
This needs updates.
[QUOTE=danofish;20940350]Make sure you two are both 18, so she cant turn around and say u rapped her.[/QUOTE] Yeah I'd hate to be accused of rapping.
So you guys want updates. Nextnext week it's the School Olympics on our former school. I'll find out if she is really pissed off then. I'll call her and ask her if she wants to go there. It's a neutral place, and lots of people will be around, so she won't think I'll be assaulting her. And yeah - I'm 17 and she's 18, her birthday is in April.
I feel sorry for you dude.
[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20954315]So you guys want updates. Nextnext week it's the School Olympics on our former school. I'll find out if she is really pissed off then. I'll call her and ask her if she wants to go there. It's a neutral place, and lots of people will be around, so she won't think I'll be assaulting her. And yeah - I'm 17 and she's 18, her birthday is in April.[/QUOTE] Do that. And then be pretty straightforward. Most girls like that. (Straightforward as in, asking what is wrong, not whatever you sick minded people are thinking about)
Do not give up, jump around her like a puppy so she realises you actually care about her. [editline]08:28PM[/editline] shitloads of rose petals on her doorstep
Do that 20 second finger fuck on efukt she'll love you.
It's inevitable, sooner or later you will "fall in love" with her. PRO TIP: Live the moment, don't refuse anything good! [B]EDIT* [/B][QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20954315]And yeah - I'm 17[/QUOTE] Then why ... [IMG]http://filebox.me/files/ji7zrg7v4_Hurr.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20954315]So you guys want updates. Nextnext week it's the School Olympics on our former school. I'll find out [b][i]if she is really pissed off then[/i][/b]. I'll call her and ask her if she wants to go there. It's a neutral place, and lots of people will be around, so she won't think I'll be assaulting her. And yeah - I'm 17 and she's 18, her birthday is in April.[/QUOTE] I'm confused here, how the fuck is someone worth your time if they get that pissed off over a trivial lie like that. You are making a big deal (to yourself) out of this when it's quite simple, you already told her you lied. That's the end of this, if she didn't tell you to fuck off and die then you needn't worry about it anymore. Should she be mad about it then this really isn't worth your effort anymore, she's toying with the issue and with you, when it's a closed thing already. I only say this because of your wording, it makes it seem like you truly care if she is still is (or ever was) mad at you, and as I've said already, she ain't worth your time if she is (or ever was, for that matter). You lied about your virginity, who fucking cares? Infact, given societys sex infested mentality, you'd think she would expect people to lie about that anyways and be prepared for it. This isn't like you lied about being some kind of criminal or something, this is one of the most trivial things you can lie about. The only reason this should be of any concern is incase you decide to have sex, it's rather nice to know if the other person (in this case, you) has been around a few times, and more importantly, if you've picked up any unwanted ills doing so. However that's assuming you kept up with the lie and the other person is assuming that you [i]did[/i] lie, though that factors in whether she trusts you to be truthful with her when it really matters (above situation). [b]Bottom line[/b]: Don't even think about this anymore, it's in the past and done with. If she brings this up again later then you know all you really need to know about her and can make a decision from there.
Your are not MUCH younger than her. 1 year +/- is not that much. My best friend has 19 and her boyfriend has 31. THAT'S much younger :p
[QUOTE=PlamZ;20974572]Your are not MUCH younger than her. 1 year +/- is not that much. My best friend has 19 and her boyfriend has 31. THAT'S much younger :p[/QUOTE] he was 12 when she was born..
[QUOTE=radu_iceman;20961338]It's inevitable, sooner or later you will "fall in love" with her. PRO TIP: Live the moment, don't refuse anything good! [B]EDIT* [/B] Then why ... [IMG]http://filebox.me/files/ji7zrg7v4_Hurr.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Because he doesn't want people to know he is a child?
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