My friend can't have orgasms. Maybe I'll have a chance to help her. - General

It's apparent what you need to do, man.

[QUOTE=leet;20975734]It's apparent what you need to do, man.[/QUOTE] Crawl into the corner and die of shame?

Probably.

This is why we don't hook up with friends. Feelings will be hard to control, after you're done, consume large quantities of alcohol and then go at it again. Take pics. Don't be too clingy either, just brush it off like nothing, even if it means going home and crying,

What does she look like? :v:

Oh well, I'm getting my shit together to do this. But man, I don't know if I should... it sucks to be shy. @ this: [img]http://filebox.me/files/ji7zrg7v4_Hurr.jpg[/img] Who the fuck cares about a date on a form when you're about to open your SOUL to Facepunch! Soul-Chicken, she has brown, curly hair, brown eyes, her lips are SO. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. *ahem* and her body is really tight. Enough imagination material for ya?

So anon, are you absolutely sure you want to go through with this? If ya'll break up then things could get awkward as a guy above us already said.

Well, I wanna know if I atleast can still call her out as we used to, just as friends. Anything from there is profit.

Ah, wait, im not seeing why you dont just call her right now, what's the problem??

This emoticon pretty much explains why: :ohdear: :ohdear:

So you're afraid that she'll still be mad that you lied about you bein a virgin? Dude,you'll never know unless you call her, just call her man! BTW, where are the emoticons?? I can't find them when i go advanced.

Do it, whats the worst she could do, hang up?

wow what about of drama over petty bs you are thinking too hard about this lighten up, maybe that will solve your problems

So, I manage to man up and call her. She was surprisingly nice. [I]Too [/I]nice. :tinfoil: Maybe we'll go to said school olympics. I told her to call me if she can. If she does that, I'll just lie to my parents and don't go to college. :v:

If all goes well then, FUCK HER BRAINS OUT AFTERWARDS! And take pictures with your cameraphone or a camera of her nekked and upload them here. Hey, I need something to jerk off to.

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21003756]So, I manage to man up and call her. She was surprisingly nice. [I]Too [/I]nice. :tinfoil: Maybe we'll go to said school olympics. I told her to call me if she can. If she does that, I'll just lie to my parents and don't go to college. :v:[/QUOTE] Cool to hear. I think you were stressing and over-analyzing it too much.

Telling a girl that you're a virgin after telling her you're not is a lot less devastating to her than telling her you're a virgin then letting her know you aren't.

Wing it, say some weird shit if she gets suspicious like "Well every girl is different, some of them like weird stuff", so you're tring some techniques on her. Also, ask her about her fantasy. Then go from there.

the op sounds so much like the beginning to some cheesy porn movie. "I can't orgasm!" "I can help you with that :q:"

[QUOTE=poryon2;21004025]the op sounds so much like the beginning to some cheesy porn movie. "I can't orgasm!" "I can help you with that :q:"[/QUOTE] Pretty much. :haw:

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;21004293]Pretty much. :haw:[/QUOTE] Hurrrrrrrrrrrr Durrrrrrrrrrr...

OP ditching college for a girl isnt really smart...

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20894494]She would be happy to know that I'm a virgin? Why? This just means that I have no experience whatsoever thus the chances that I please her are even smaller[/QUOTE] Only a stupid woman would think you couldn't please them. A smart woman would know that because you have no experience, she wouldn't have to break all those bad habits us men build up. She could teach you to do things exactly the way she likes them. Tell her you're a virgin. Now, as for the rest of my advice... I'd say go ahead and do it. Don't worry about having feelings for her. It will happen, no matter what, but that is normal. She will grow to have these feelings for you too, especially if you can give her orgasms. EDIT: Fuck me, didn't read far enough before posting. Well, at least I'll soon be able to know what time it is everywhere I look :/

I say get the fuck out of there

Why the hell did I read this post..?

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20980901]Soul-Chicken, she has [B]brown, curly hair[/B], brown eyes, her lips are SO. FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. *ahem* and her body is really tight. Enough imagination material for ya?[/QUOTE] I was sold at brown, curly hair. Don't worry dude, I'm suffering too. I'm sort of seeing a girl I've been friends with since I was [B]6 years old[/B]. Almost 22 now... man, a long fucking time. Anyway, we've both been single for over a year, coming off relationships that were really hard on us. Progress is slow, as it always is between friends. But don't stress out AnonymousDude. This is normal. Friend zone is a barrier that is hard to break. Take your time, and enjoy the chase! You only get to do it once.

[QUOTE=Inacio;21004993]It is alright :haw:[/QUOTE] Not really, instead of skipping a day of college, why not just do it on the weekend?

[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;20981996]This emoticon pretty much explains why: :ohdear: :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Really that emote is like universal, i love it. So, what happened? Do you still have a chance?

Hey, Anon any updates? See, at least you feel good about yourself now considering she was nice when you called her.

If it's that much a trouble, find someone else. Unless you're like incredibly attached to her and can't pull it off, it looks to me that she just wants to stay in the friend zone. And it's going to take a lot of work to get out of it.