I think he was more asking advice on how to just act at the party and what to do. The girls just a part of his master plan :c00l:
[QUOTE=BeckMall;17645855]i suggest you dont go to that party,you might get embarassed in front of her. Ask her out first.[/QUOTE]
ahaha no
"hey, im gonna skip out on that party, girl i just met."
"oh thats too bad"
"yeah but will you go out with me"
"wtf you creep"
hahaha. Just lose yourself in the moment and drunken stupor. Enjoy it, also i find bacon, eggs, sausages.. greasy food, helps with your hangover. Also, the more you drink bad tasting liquor or beer or anything, the less you care or even notice the horrible taste.
Also, if you're really drunk, keep a bowl beside your bed when you go to sleep. Last night i was on the piss with a few friends and we went back to mine and crashed. i woke up 3 hours later vomiting, and just finished cleaning my house of vomit and trash. The smells still in my bathroom and my room and my doona cover is completely ruined. If you feel unwell in your stomache, go to the bathroom and wait for half an hour. You're likely to puke. I'm still hungover.
Also don't eat easy mac while you're drunk. if you throw up the smell is 100 times worse than normal vomit. and half digested easy mac is mushy as hell and hard to clean up. Trust me, i've spent the past 2 hours cleaning it up off the floor.
I'd take a couple cans of Pepsi personally. Much more tasty.
Here's my hangover cure.
Things you'll need:
[list]Booze(obviously)[/list]
[list]Bottle of water[/list]
[list][url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=left%20handed%20cigarette]Left-hand cigarette[/url][/list]
[list]Subway Sandwich (Preferred)[/list]
Here's how you do it:
[list]Drink all of your booze[/list]
[list]Before going to bed, drink all of your water, this is crucial.[/list]
[list]The water in your bladder should wake you up earlier than expected. Play with your timing. Urinate, while smoking your left-handed cigarette.[/list]
[list]Eat your sub.[/list]
[list]Go back to sleep.[/list]
[list]Wake up, refreshed.[/list]
Drink some premixed drinks, they're like soft drinks but with a small amount of alcohol in them. Barcardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, etc
[QUOTE=Hezzy;17647015]Drink some premixed drinks, they're like soft drinks but with a small amount of alcohol in them. Barcardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, etc[/QUOTE]
Hezzy are you a woman?
I drank two full bottles of vodka at my grad party. Fun party, baaaaaaaad morning and following two days.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;17647015]Drink some premixed drinks, they're like soft drinks but with a small amount of alcohol in them. Barcardi Breezers, Smirnoff Ice, etc[/QUOTE]
Yeah, do this. Fuck anyone else who says it's girlie. Better than getting too screwed up (like I did).
Smoke Weed, because there's no hangover
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17647020]Hezzy are you a woman?[/QUOTE]
No, I drink lager. I'm just offering suggestions to a first time drinker. Plus, Smirnoff Ice and Bacardi Breezers aren't really frowned upon in England. Neither is WKD.
Don't have rum [I]and[/I] beer in the same night. It's a really bad combo; I learned that the hard way.
Also, don't drink coolers around people who aren't or you're a pussy :v:
Also, at the end of the night, drink a lot of water, pop, or Gatorade. A large part of the hangover is caused by dehydration, and you may be able to avoid or lessen a hangover if you rehydrate at the end of the night.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17647020]Hezzy are you a woman?[/QUOTE]
Cut him some slack, he's like twelve
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;17647061]Don't have rum [I]and[/I] beer in the same night. It's a really bad combo; I learned that the hard way.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, don't mix spirits and beer. Just stick to one or the other.
[QUOTE=Hezzy;17647056]No, I drink lager. I'm just offering suggestions to a first time drinker. Plus, Smirnoff Ice and Bacardi Breezers aren't really frowned upon in England. Neither is WKD.[/QUOTE]
Oh okay. Good man.
Yeah, round hereways only the women drink the coolers. I guess that's what's the cool thing for rich suburban girls.
Doesn't matter either way for me... The more drunk, the better IMO.
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[QUOTE=Hezzy;17647078]Yeah, don't mix spirits and beer. Just stick to one or the other.[/QUOTE]
Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17647080]
Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.[/QUOTE]
Albiet, this is between significant amounts of time. Your stomach doesn't care if you drink some shots, then immediately crack open a beer; the order makes no difference.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17647080]Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.[/QUOTE]
I always heard the first part as "beer before whiskey, pretty damn risky".
You have a better one.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;17647124]Albiet, this is between significant amounts of time. Your stomach doesn't care if you drink some shots, then immediately crack open a beer; the order makes no difference.[/QUOTE]
Yeah. It more so applies for the long-term.
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[QUOTE=Zeke129;17647141]I always heard the first part as "beer before whiskey, pretty damn risky".
Yours is better.[/QUOTE]
Thanks babe.
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17647143]Don't be so sure about that.[/QUOTE]
If beer and rum are in your stomach at the same time, it doesn't matter which one came down first.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;17647176]Okay, put on your thinking cap. This isn't some sort of alchemy we're talking about. [I]If beer and rum are in your stomach at the same time, it doesn't matter which one you had first, because they are both there anyways.[/I][/QUOTE]
Goddamnit I corrected myself. I read that wrong.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;17647195]Oh, ok. I'll edit my post to be less assholish :D[/QUOTE]
:D
Oh, ok. I'll edit my post to be less assholish :D
Avoid mixing drinks if it's your first time, mixing two maybe three drinks is alright. Just don't do the first timer mistake of having some of what everyone else is drinking.
Also, be sure to get really stoned, drink lots of caffeinated energy drinks, and drink all the hard alcohol you can. Guaranteed to have an awesome time.
Just make sure you don't get too hammered. You have to get back to where ever you live, and it could be a long night if pass out. Take shots if you want, but don't eat after a night of heavy drinking. You will probably puke. Vodka burns, and be careful how much you drink.
Bring money, the place that you are going to will probably charge you to drink.
[QUOTE=cyanide101;17647440]Just make sure you don't get too hammered. You have to get back to where ever you live, and it could be a long night if pass out. Take shots if you want, but don't eat after a night of heavy drinking. You will probably puke.[/QUOTE]
I've [i]walked[/i] home plenty of times hammered. Scary shit.
[quote]Take shots if you want, but don't eat after a night of heavy drinking. You will probably puke.[/quote]
Aww, don't say that. You never know.
Oh, and OP. You're going to learn why they call it "Liquid confidence".
Beer is shit. Go the liquor route.
Americans and their consumption of alcohol for the sole purpose of getting drunk :sigh:
My first party, was hella fun. i got so wasted, i called people bad black names < not trying to be a trolll
[QUOTE=Zeke129;17644667]Beer doesn't taste horrible. Take that back, heathen.
It's just not for a first-timer. Beer's an acquired taste.[/QUOTE]
I don't understand the concept of "aquiring a taste" for something that generally tastes like shit and isn't all that good for you.
Now some vodka, is much better. Though still tastes kind of like ass if you mix it with the wrong thing, unless you mix it with something good (protip: bigK brand coke makes it taste like cough syrup).
A good tip is to keep munching on snacks and such. Food absorbs alchohol to some extent so it's a good way to totally avoid getting smashed.
Also, DRINK *LOTS* OF WATER. If you do get drunk, drinking lots of water afterwards/during is a sure fire way to avoid a hangover.
The best advice I can give though is to have fun. Most drinking parties are really stupid because people only go there TO drink, which isn't a lot of fun unless you think losing your memory is fun. Hopefully your party won't be lame, and there will be things to do other than drink. Drinking games can be fun, but a lot of them can be really stupid especailly if it's all everyone does. I'm of the opinion that if you require everyone being drunk in order to have a good time at a party, then you've thrown a pretty terrible party.
Drink a lot.
have only 1 glass/can of beer, pretend to drink it, watch the women get stupid
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