[QUOTE=Uberslug;17644463]Drink half of what everyone else is drinking or something. That should cover it.[/QUOTE]
this
Bring a condom.
Alright guys, so here's how it went down. I met up with my friend and a group of people just after 9:30. Their plan was to party hop all over this one section of campus, where the senior dorms are. I told them I would stay for a bit, but I wanted to head out and drive to the big party off campus I was invited to; I invited them to join me if they so pleased. They said ok, but they pretty much disregarded it. I said fuck it, I'll just go with the flow. So I end up going to like 5 or 6 different parties, not staying at each one for more than an hour, cause the couple that was leading us apparently knew their way around. Anyway, I ended up starting off with a cup of this "Jungle-juice" concoction (or Jumba-juice, I have no clue) that was a mix of kool-aid, vodka, and what looked like pink lemonade vodka. Then I ended up having like 5-6 shots of this weak ass jello liquor, then I had 3/4 a beer in-between, tasted like pepsi and ginger-ale without the flavor, then I finished it off with about a gallon and a half more of that wonky jungle-juice shit. I wasn't sure of the alcohol content, but I felt really good about 10-20 mins before I decided to share my beverages with the bushes. I puked like 4 times consecutively, then got sober pretty fast, and it wasn't as fun anymore, lol. I was proud of myself a bit, cause I did drink more than I thought I would. I think the fact that I mixed all that shit together in my stomach when it really had nothing in it made me puke. Other than that, the night was pretty fun, I'll definitely be doing this next weekend. Any tips on staying drunk as hell longer (meaning holding my liquor)?
I crashed at my friend's dorm. Soon after I got there, he heads out to the girl's dorm to meet his roommate and presumably get some pussy; it's 4 am now and I can't sleep cause his roomie has this damn lizard that needs this heat lamp on to survive, and I can't fuckin sleep. So I'm on his computer typing this. I guess it's better than sleeping in my car.
this thread is everything i hate about teenagers and / or humans
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[quote=fag]I wasn't sure of the alcohol content, but I felt really good about 10-20 mins before I decided to share my beverages with the bushes. [b]I puked like 4 times consecutively[/b], then got sober pretty fast, and it wasn't as fun anymore, lol. I was proud of myself a bit, cause I did drink more than I thought I would.[/quote]
at least your body's survival mechanisms are smarter than your brain.
[QUOTE=Christarp4;17652029]this thread is everything i hate about teenagers and / or humans[/QUOTE]
Baww people are going out to have fun and I'm not invited because I'm an antisocial loser so I hate them because they have fun and I don't.
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;17652050]Baww people are going out to have fun and I'm not invited because I'm an antisocial loser so I hate them because they have fun and I don't.[/QUOTE]
Are you trying to defend teenagers.
You're young, irresponsible and feel invincible only once in your life, make the most of it
[QUOTE=DaveP;17652100]You're young and irresponsible only once in your life, make the most of it[/QUOTE]
I guess that's true.
[QUOTE=Christarp4;17652108]I guess that's true.[/QUOTE]
It is, and since I started partying so late in my teenage years, I have a lot of irresponsibility to make up for. I think I'll invite this girl I like (different girl) to a party next weekend, we'll both get drunk as shit and then take part in sexual acts. I can hardly wait.
[QUOTE=PiPBoyV3;17651991]Any tips on staying drunk as hell longer (meaning holding my liquor)?
[/QUOTE]
You have to drink moar
When in doubt always drink moar
[QUOTE=Saxon;17652185]You have to drink moar
When in doubt always drink moar[/QUOTE]
brilliant.
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;17652050]Baww people are going out to have fun and I'm not invited because I'm an antisocial loser so I hate them because they have fun and I don't.[/QUOTE]
Then again not all of us drink, I can't stand the taste of it and even the smallest amount makes me want to vomit.
Doesn't mean antisocial.
[QUOTE=sleepyperson;17652226]Then again not all of us drink, I can't stand the taste of it and even the smallest amount makes me want to vomit.
Doesn't mean antisocial.[/QUOTE]
Then again, you can go to parties and have fun without drinking.
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;17652241]Then again, you can go to parties and have fun without drinking.[/QUOTE]
my point was teenagers feel as if you cant and get shit faced to fit in with the ~*super cool*~ people and end up throwing up 1/10th of their body weight to be elevated to a social status which is in reality a massive joke because you're still a typical teenager faggot.
[QUOTE=PiPBoyV3;17652133]It is, and since I started partying so late in my teenage years, I have a lot of irresponsibility to make up for. I think I'll invite this girl I like (different girl) to a party next weekend, we'll both get drunk as shit and then take part in sexual acts. I can hardly wait.[/QUOTE]
This is always my plan but I feel bad once it starts happening.
so: 'socially-deprived-by-religious-parents' dude got drunk for the first time, puked all over campus
Well, it's a start.
Also, ew, lemonade vodka.
[QUOTE=Christarp4;17652269]my point was teenagers feel as if you cant and get shit faced to fit in with the ~*super cool*~ people and end up throwing up 1/10th of their body weight to be elevated to a social status which is in reality a massive joke because you're still a typical teenager faggot.[/QUOTE]
ITT: Angsty christian teen
Anyway, drink as MUCH alcohol as you can but then the second it starts to kick in don't drink any more, works for me. And stick to liquor.
[QUOTE=chaz13;17652356]ITT: Angsty christian teen
Anyway, drink as MUCH alcohol as you can but then the second it starts to kick in don't drink any more, works for me. And stick to liquor.[/QUOTE]
yeah im christian except for the fact that religion as a whole is a stupid idea invented by morons
[QUOTE=Christarp4;17652392]yeah im christian except for the fact that religion as a whole is a stupid idea invented by morons[/QUOTE]
Ok, nihilist loner who thinks society is evil because everyone else is out at parties but the creepy guy in the corner doesn't get invited and instead sits in his basement crying about why the world's so unfair.
[QUOTE=chaz13;17652409]Ok, nihilist loner who thinks society is evil because everyone else is out at parties but the creepy guy in the corner doesn't get invited and instead sits in his basement crying about why the world's so unfair.[/QUOTE]
lol
[QUOTE=Christarp4;17652432]lol[/QUOTE]
I respect your opinion and such, but it just seems a bit pointless to come into a thread about OP's first party bitching about teenagers.
Also, WKD blue + redbull = green heaven!
Don't ever mix drinks. If you mix them you will get drunk like a fuck and you get terrible hang over other morning.
[QUOTE=PiPBoyV3;17652133]It is, and since I started partying so late in my teenage years, I have a lot of irresponsibility to make up for. I think I'll invite this girl I like (different girl) to a party next weekend, we'll both get drunk as shit and then take part in sexual acts. I can hardly wait.[/QUOTE]
Somehow this made me lol. Must be the choice of words.
When I had my first party I was 14 and I ended up watching and actively taking part in a match of curling.
[QUOTE=chaz13;17652455]I respect your opinion and such, but it just seems a bit pointless to come into a thread about OP's first party bitching about teenagers.
Also, WKD blue + redbull = green heaven![/QUOTE]
haha no you dont
I'd stick to beer for a while then move on to spirits, when i first started drinking at parties i was throwing up at all of them at one point or another due to vodka and shit but now i drink beer i atleast stay slightly sober, it tastes better and i don't throw up heh
Advice on holding your booze, eat before drinking, get's absorbed slower into the blood stream and mixing drinks isn't a good idea.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;17644593]Basically you're going to be falling down drunk after two beers.[/QUOTE]
I've had 4 beers before and i never fell, i was close to it tho was hard to walk straight lol. And im only 120lbs.
don't drink my sunday school teacher said it was bad. if you drink you might make friends with girls and that's also bad so just don't drink
Fuck,I drank a shoulder of vodka last night at a house party.
I can't hold my drink very well :saddowns:
a shoulder is not a measurement of volume
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