• Tips on alcohol consumption/partying
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Don't drink too many varieties, stick to one or two types of drink.
Dont drink beer with vodka for example, you will be down before the party gets to start. Also drinking water helps you with the morning hangover.
[QUOTE=TheForeigner;17657029]Dont drink beer with vodka for example, you will be down before the party gets to start. Also drinking water helps you with the morning hangover.[/QUOTE] 50th time repeated; rules like this are quite senseless, some people can handle beer and vodka fine, many a night on the lash I've added a double to my pint to speed things along a bit. You just gotta stop when you start feeling a bit dizzy and keep a break between finishing a drink and buying a new one (going to a busy bar is useful for this)
Protip. Don't drink an entire bottle of vodka on your own plus other various drinks, because. [B]A[/B]: You'll lose the ability to walk [B]B[/B]: You'll lose the ability to talk [B]C[/B]: You'll feel sick. [B]D[/B]: Following days are cruel. And i have to share a story with this tip. It was the night Norway won the Eurovision, and of course i had a 1,5 litre bottle of vodka which i though i could share with friends but none of them wanted some so i decided to drink it all plus other various drinks. 30 mins after Norway won Eurovision, we all decided it was time to hit the pubs, i felt just fine when i got in the car to the city but when we were there and the night for me just went downhill. I couldn't get out of the car properly so i managed to stumble out of the car just to see the pavement stand up and smacks me in the face. I got some help to get myself up and standing, then we was going to the nearest pub. Entrance to the bar was on the first floor but the pub itself was on the second floor, and i used 5 fucking minutes to get up the stairs. After i got up to the pub i was feeling sick and went to the bathroom stall and puked, it felt like i was puking up barbed wire and sandpaper. So i got a friend to drive me home which i spent 3-4 days recovering and it felt like i was sleeping through the 7 stages of hell.
[QUOTE=Eskill;17658253]Protip. Don't drink an entire bottle of vodka on your own plus other various drinks, because. [B]A[/B]: You'll lose the ability to walk [B]B[/B]: You'll lose the ability to talk [B]C[/B]: You'll feel sick. [B]D[/B]: Following days are cruel. And i have to share a story with this tip. It was the night Norway won the Eurovision, and of course i had a 1,5 litre bottle of vodka which i though i could share with friends but none of them wanted some so i decided to drink it all plus other various drinks. 30 mins after Norway won Eurovision, we all decided it was time to hit the pubs, i felt just fine when i got in the car to the city but when we were there and the night for me just went downhill. I couldn't get out of the car properly so i managed to stumble out of the car just to see the pavement stand up and smacks me in the face. I got some help to get myself up and standing, then we was going to the nearest pub. Entrance to the bar was on the first floor but the pub itself was on the second floor, and i used 5 fucking minutes to get up the stairs. After i got up to the pub i was feeling sick and went to the bathroom stall and puked, it felt like i was puking up barbed wire and sandpaper. So i got a friend to drive me home which i spent 3-4 days recovering and it felt like i was sleeping through the 7 stages of hell.[/QUOTE] Guess I got lucky, because the only time I did that, I woke up in the hospital remembering absolutely nothing and feeling relatively fine. The only downside to it was A: I always wanted to ride an ambulance but I was unconscious and B: I got bad credit for puking all over the place, but it wasn't all that bad because I'm usually a responsible drinker.
[QUOTE=Eskill;17658253] Don't drink an entire bottle of vodka on your own plus other various drinks, because. [B]A[/B]: You'll lose the ability to walk [B]B[/B]: You'll lose the ability to talk [B]C[/B]: You'll feel sick. [B]D[/B]: Following days are cruel. [/QUOTE] That's just like that heavy migraine attack I had.
[QUOTE=Elexar;17661473]That's just like that heavy migraine attack I had.[/QUOTE] I think you mad a minor stroke. :aaaaa:
[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;17661501]I think you mad a minor stroke. :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] No I had a MRI afterwards. I could tell you what happened but it'd be pointless since you can just look it up on wikipedia.
[QUOTE=Elexar;17661653]No I had a MRI afterwards. I could tell you what happened but it'd be pointless since you can just look it up on wikipedia.[/QUOTE] ...Or you can tell me, and I can respond and get my post count up. :comeback:
I can tell you what not to do. Don't drink so much that you piss your pants, take them off, run up stairs naked and try to have a conversation with your friends mom, aka a school teacher from my high school. ..not that I did that or anything..
[QUOTE=Ant1;17666469]I can tell you what not to do. Don't drink so much that you piss your pants, take them off, run up stairs naked and try to have a conversation with your friends mom, aka a school teacher from my high school. ..not that I did that or anything..[/QUOTE] sounds like a blast
it was my first time..haha
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