It's funny, I'm 20 and I'm the first one in my family to ever get a summons to juror. No one else has ever gotten one, and I get one pretty much as soon as they can give it to me.
Carefull OP. If the defendant is guilty, he might come after you when he comes out!
Buy a Judge Dredd helmet.
Open up a cold one and enjoy?
Make comments to the other people while the trial is going on.
I wonder what my chances are of picking up because of this...
If you want to get out of it saw "I think I will make a great juror because I can tell a guilty person from an Innocent one just by looking at them" when they interview you.
Go naked
break a leg?
post it on facepunch, we will vote
I think these things are open, so if any Perth facepunchers want to come down and heckle the judge you're more then welcome.
Be like Homer in that Simpsons episode and make the trial go on as long as possible.
Oh, and make crazy and ridiculous speculations on how anything they mention could have happened.
Fucking randomly scream "OBJECTION!!!" when they are attempting to say something.
That'd be awesome.
Have you seen Bruno? Do what he did.
Say guilty.
I'm dreading the day I get called for jury duty, hopefully that day will never come but if it ever does I'll just try and skip it.
Supposidly it's breaking the law to miss it but from what I've heard they don't do anything about it.
[QUOTE=Sharkey;22925717]I'm dreading the day I get called for jury duty, hopefully that day will never come but if it ever does I'll just try and skip it.
Supposidly it's breaking the law to miss it but from what I've heard they don't do anything about it.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig9mpOVbQmU[/url]
Just tell the court that you're prejudice agaist all races.
Op, yell "[B]I am the Law"[/B] out during the deliberation
[QUOTE=Luuper;22926292]Op, yell "[B]I am the Law"[/B] out during the deliberation[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=starpluck;22919069]That was a cool movie.[/QUOTE]
What was the name of that movie
Be openly racists against everyone in the courtroom.
Ha, I was called onto Jury duty a few weeks earlier.
TIP answer their questions in such a way that they'd "excuse" you from duty (they send you home). But be truthful about it.:v:
Also I'm in the US system.
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I got "excused" with about like 20 other people we weren't needed so we got sent out.
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It seriously isn't that bad but should you make the final cut, you do have quite a responsibility on your shoulders to deal with.
Tell them you're an Atheist and they wont pick you.
wear gross amounts of axe (or other smelly shit) and constantly apply it through out the court session.
my parents get out of it so easily.
They just say they don't know English
What's so bad about Jury duty? I think trials are interesting.
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Sit there with a really indignant. pissed off look on your face. During the trial, slam your fist on the table so hard stuff falls off it, and yell "GUILTY! SENTENCE: DEATH, GIVE ME MY GUN!"
"This is a court of law!"
"THE LAW? I [B]AM[/B] THE LAW!"
Pay someone to say "You can't handle the truth!". Then unexpectedly shout out in the middle of the case "I want the truth!". Then the other guy comes in. Bonus if you wear a suit.
Wear a pimp outfit to it.
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