• April Fools Central
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:google: is now baned in Australia
April 1st is my birthday, my 16th that is.
[QUOTE=Skyward;21088974]Blizzard usually has some silly stuff on April Fools Day,but nothing up yet. And it seems League of Legend is releasing "Urf the Manatee". And by releasing, I mean not releasing... probably...[/QUOTE] its not Aprils Fools in the US yet. [editline]06:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pie108;21088976]The ps3 is having a firmware update removing the "other OS" option.[/QUOTE] that is a real update.
I can't find a video on youtube that has a TEXTp format or whatever. Can someone please link one?
Since this is an April Fools themed thread, I'll ask this question here, but first I'll give backstory. I'm a 14 year old homeschooler who technically isn't allowed to date until the 17th year of age, I'm also strongly against Facebook. Do you think this is a good joke?: First, I'd make a Facebook account with my REAL age and my REAL name, change my status to "In a relationship" then friend every single member of my family. I wanna do it so bad, but I might get furiously beaten, before and after I reveal that it's a joke. :ohdear:
that's kind of dumb imo. [editline]06:19PM[/editline] but do it anyways. [editline]06:19PM[/editline] and why would you get beaten?
[QUOTE=Makol V2;21089033]that's kind of dumb imo. [editline]06:19PM[/editline] but do it anyways. [editline]06:19PM[/editline] and why would you get beaten?[/QUOTE] Well, I guess that doesn't really make sense without me telling another story. One time my brother got one of his old girlfriends to write my mom a letter, about how my brother was moving with her to Alabama. When she opened the letter, a picture of a baby fell out. This was on April Fools, but she was so furious she started moving his shit out of the house. Mine's to a lesser degree so I don't know what's gonna happen. :ohdear:
your parents get mad easily huh?
[QUOTE=Makol V2;21089125]your parents get mad easily huh?[/QUOTE] Not really, but they flip their shit when it comes to relationships before 18. They don't think we're 'mature enough' to handle a relationship.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;21089104]Well, I guess that doesn't really make sense without me telling another story. [B]One time my brother got one of his old girlfriends to write my mom a letter, about how my brother was moving with her to Alabama. When she opened the letter, a picture of a baby fell out. This was on April Fools, but she was so furious she started moving his shit out of the house.[/B] Mine's to a lesser degree so I don't know what's gonna happen. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] That's funny as fuck dude.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;21089153]Not really, but they flip their shit when it comes to relationships before 18. They don't think we're 'mature enough' to handle a relationship.[/QUOTE] do it then, if I don't get a PM from you I'll assume you're dead ok?
[QUOTE=Makol V2;21089183]do it then, if I don't get a PM from you I'll assume you're dead ok?[/QUOTE] I'll do it, but I highly doubt they'll even see it. (I don't know where the "relationship" think is displayed on the user page)
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[QUOTE=Big Ben;21089218]I'll do it, but I highly doubt they'll even see it. (I don't know where the "relationship" think is displayed on the user page)[/QUOTE] the "info" tab
[QUOTE=Makol V2;21089264]the "info" tab[/QUOTE] Shit, they probably won't see even see it then. Unless of course the info is open by default.
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;21088120][img]http://grab.by/3sfq[/img] It's that time of year again, the day where it's acceptable to be more humorous than usual. Here's a list of some funny stuff that's going down [b]Internet happenings[/b] [list] [*]Wikipedia featured article is [b][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_selling]Wife Selling[/url][/b] [*]ZDNet Australia posts article about [b][url=http://www.zdnet.com.au/google-to-leave-australia-over-evil-filter-339302180.htm]Google leaving Australia[/url][/b] [*]Stackoverflow and related sites sets everyone's avatar to [b][url=http://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/37328/my-godits-full-of-unicorns]randomly generated unicorns[/url][/b]. [*]Google adds support for [b][url=http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/]animals[/url][/b] in google translate. [*]Youtube added text mode to some videos, look in the menu for video resolutions [*]Dutch site Tweakers.net's homepage is in [b][url=http://tweakers.net/]leetspeak[/url][/b] [/list] [b]IRL happenings[/b] [list] [*][i]uh[/i] [/list] PM me with more stuff, I'll keep adding more links. Oh and rate funny.[/QUOTE] The wife selling article is NSFW, Just so we're clear. There's a huge picture of... well... A wife... being... naked.. .sna stuff.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;21089294]Shit, they probably won't see even see it then. Unless of course the info is open by default.[/QUOTE] it goes to your wall, but they will see it in their news feed if you update it AFTER you get all of them to accept your friend request.
[QUOTE=DANKA;21089305]The wife selling article is NSFW, Just so we're clear. There's a huge picture of... well... A wife... being... naked.. .sna stuff.[/QUOTE] No? It was vandalized.
[QUOTE=DANKA;21089305]The wife selling article is NSFW, Just so we're clear. There's a huge picture of... well... A wife... being... naked.. .sna stuff.[/QUOTE] no there isn't [editline]06:38PM[/editline] ninja'd
I'm surprised that no one's mentioned Wikipedia's 'IN THE NEWS' articles. Absolutely hilarious.
[QUOTE=compwhiziitothemax;21089326]No? It was vandalized.[/QUOTE] Oh... that makes sense. I didn't see wikipedia as the porn type.
[QUOTE=Makol V2;21089325]it goes to your wall, but they will see it in their news feed if you update it AFTER you get all of them to accept your friend request.[/QUOTE] Excellent!
[QUOTE=xpod1;21088983]:google: is now [b]baned[/b] in Australia[/QUOTE] April Fools!!!!
Anyone get a wikipedia screencap? :smug:
[QUOTE=Jsm;21088201]Youtube has added text mode, go to a video and go down to where it says "Watch in HD" or what ever and change it to TEXTp.[/QUOTE] I really want to find a video with this :sigh:
Me too. Can Anyone point us in the right direction?
you just lost the game. APRIL FOOLS!!!! no but really you lost the game
hell yes, wacky internet news day tomarrow
My friends and I are going to make use of my box of packing peanuts accumulated from all those newegg orders... By shoving them into a person's locker. I'm also going to get up early and tape a black garbage bag outside of my brother's door. I was hoping to do a chalk outline of my cat on the kitchen floor and then have some yellow electrical tape around the area, though I have no chalk.
[QUOTE=benjgvps;21090386]My friends and I are going to make use of my box of packing peanuts accumulated from all those newegg orders... By shoving them into a person's locker. I'm also going to get up early and tape a black garbage bag outside of my brother's door. I was hoping to do a chalk outline of my cat on the kitchen floor and then have some yellow electrical tape around the area, though I have no chalk.[/QUOTE] the person that owns the locker that you put the peanuts in is going to beat the shit out of you.
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