[QUOTE=Jacksmacks;30627064]I would love to do this but, unfortunately I'm shipping out for bootcamp this summer.[/QUOTE]
Simple, Become a green beret.
[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;30627113]Simple, Become a green beret.[/QUOTE]
That is the Army, which I'm not a part of. Also, you aren't allowed to grow any facial hair in boot camp no matter what. Even if you have stubble you get con marks on you.
[QUOTE=topic10;30626576]:monocle:I just had a hairy upper lip at 12. I tip my top hat in respect.[/QUOTE]
I got one of those when I was 11.
You filthy [b]commoner[/b].
wow nice!
Doing this
No thanks, I was planning on shaving my neckbeard off tomorrow.
[QUOTE=Mad Chatter;30627267]No thanks, I was planning on shaving my neckbeard off tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Why oh why? D:
[QUOTE=Performula;30627307]Why oh why? D:[/QUOTE]
It's patchy and not very becoming.
Now, if I could shift my neckbeard up and actually have a considerable amount of hair on my face, I would consider joining.
You should just do it. About 70% of facepunch can only do neckbeards. That is no excuse.
Beard's is scratchy/and maybe itchy? Don't think I would do it.
Some good fap material, right here.
[QUOTE=Nathax;30627400]Beard's is scratchy/and maybe itchy? Don't think I would do it.[/QUOTE]
Some past facepunchers used baby powder to reduce the itch. Cmon, be a sport!
[QUOTE=Performula;30627417]Some past facepunchers used baby powder to reduce the itch. Cmon, be a sport![/QUOTE]
I have too much estrogen and am Unable to grow face hair.
I have a huge moustache, like the X-box.
[QUOTE=Real Hitler Fag;30627499]I have a huge moustache, like the X-box.[/QUOTE]
what how does that work?
I need crutches for it, when I'm standing.
[QUOTE=Real Hitler Fag;30627514]I need crutches for it, when I'm standing.[/QUOTE]
You're losing me bro. We just need to know the big question. You in or you OUT?
I have had my moustache for so long, it has effectively become an appendage, and if I were to cut it off there is a large chance I will die from shock/blood loss.
I'm in.
Oops, I forgot to make it official..
[b]I'M IN[/b]
[editline]22nd June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Real Hitler Fag;30627544]I have had my moustache for so long, it has effectively become an appendage, and if I were to cut it off there is a large chance I will die from shock/blood loss.[/QUOTE]
May God watch over your poor soul... :(
I am in by default since if I were to be out I would likely die.
[QUOTE=Real Hitler Fag;30627622]I am in by default since if I were to be out I would likely die.[/QUOTE]
That's a darn tootin good reason. Did the OP update the first page yet????
Lol fuuuck just got my mo' (moustache) caught in my spork. The life of a Beard sucks.
Heh if I did this I'd have a beard down to my shoulders by the end of summer (seriously this shit grows like fuck).
Can't though, if I decide to get a summer job I need to shave (or at least keep a well kept, small beard), a neckbeard wouldn't help.
Amazing...
I've been around for about 3 years now, and I can proudly say that my pride for this site has grown exponentially. It's community-driven events like this one that make Facepunch what it is today. The next time I see a sweaty, pimple faced, video game nerd, walking to Game Stop, in his slouched posture, under the hot summer sun, I will smile inside. I smile inside because I am proud. I am proud of what this site has become.
If the pilgrims of America's past called New England a "golden house on the hill," bestowed by the Lord God Almighty himself, then I say, in that house is a golden server-rack. On that server is the greatest forum ever allowed to be created by our God. What is that forum you may ask? Well I will answer with one word: "Facepunch"
PTL (praise the Lord) :unsmith:
[QUOTE=Nathax;30627655]Lol fuuuck just got my mo' (moustache) caught in my spork. The life of a Beard sucks.[/QUOTE]
Man I feel ya. Sometimes it's almost too hard to continue with this... thing... on my face, but each time I'm comforted by the fact that if I were to cut it off, I would die.
I'm not going to shave just for Ryann Dunn.
[QUOTE=Real Hitler Fag;30627685]Man I feel ya. Sometimes it's almost too hard to continue with this... thing... on my face, but each time I'm comforted by the fact that if I were to cut it off, I would die.[/QUOTE]
I'm praying for you blood brotha
Hmm, I guess I'll try this. But if I'm going out to do something and need to look good I don't want a half assed teenage neckbeard so then I'm going to shave it off.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.