How about you just answer normally and find out why they are calling you?
Man up and answer the damn phone. There are harder things in life.
Make sure to tell us if he says you're now government property though :buddy:.
"I've been looking at pursuing a career in the military and decided to apply for your information booklet."
How hard was that?
Put on a small child voice and pretend to be twelve, that way they can't enlist you.
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[QUOTE=GMan-2;16690778]Or just tell them to fuck off, there won't be any difference.[/QUOTE]
And that way you won't sound like a patriotic arsewipe.
Say you're more interested in the Coast Guard.
ALWAYS gets them riled up.
[QUOTE=anklyne;16691184]You just have to fill out forms and you get into the Marines?
No wonder so many US soldiers get killed.
Here in Australia there's 3 or 4 lots of testing (depending on what you go in for) before you enlist and you can back out of it at any point during then.
I did the first lot of testing (aptitude, basic medical test (colour blindness)) and decided I wasn't ready for it just yet, so when they called up I told them that. Because I was just deferring it I was put onto an 'inactive' list or something so they wouldn't call me any more, but nothing they had on me would be thrown out.[/QUOTE]
Don't be so moronic he basically signed up for a recruiter letter.
Just tell the truth!
[QUOTE=markg06;16692109]Don't be so moronic he basically signed up for a recruiter letter.[/QUOTE]
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In that case, OP: just ask to be taken off the list or whatever.
Scream into the phone yelling "ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAHACKBAR"
Just say, You think the marines are definitively a backup plan for you, but at the moment you have your eyes set on college. It worked for me.
[QUOTE=Jallen;16691779]"I've been looking at pursuing a career in the military and decided to apply for your information booklet."
How hard was that?[/QUOTE]
More like "I've been looking for kickass glasses for free and decided to apply for your information booklet."
"Hey I'm only (Age under 18 here) and I can't join the marines so fuck off and thanks for the free glasses"
Tell them you are joining the Police
[QUOTE=Candels;16690148]I could fake my own death, or have my parents do it for me. >:D[/QUOTE]
Or I could kill you?
[QUOTE=BCell;16692977]Tell them you are joining the Police[/QUOTE]
Scream ROOOOXAAAANE through the phone
If it's these then you're a fucking moron.
[img]http://usmcshop.grunt.com/prodimg/2512.jpg[/img]
Good for not getting shit in your eyes when a grenade goes off, but still.
Now if it was the Air Force, and they were offering you these badass motherfuckers, that's a different story.
[img]http://www.gogglesandglasses.com/i/10200%20Cable_AVI/sunglasses_15155.jpg[/img]
Tell 'em you'll only join if you get to torture people and you are a generalized sex offender. That'll end that.
Tell them you have the H1N1 virus
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16693065]If it's these then you're a fucking moron.
[img]http://usmcshop.grunt.com/prodimg/2512.jpg[/img]
Good for not getting shit in your eyes when a grenade goes off, but still.
[/QUOTE]
Ugh, quite ugly.
Just man the fuck up and join already.
join it and fail the entry test
[QUOTE=Candels;16689589][IMG]http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/shaveanape2002/Marines.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Yea, I can tell Marines were there because it took 10,000 rounds to fire at 1 guy and he is still alive. :)
-snip-
Pointless.
[QUOTE=NinjaPanda;16693410] you're not funny[/QUOTE]
And you have an anime avatar....
Pictures of sunglasses?
Your the first person that I've ever heard of that the Marines keep calling and sending you letters on regular basis. I highly doubt it.
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[QUOTE=SneakySneak;16693334]join it and fail the entry test[/QUOTE]
Which a 13 year old kid can probably pass
Just tell them some like: "Well, I was told that if I filled out the card I'd recieve sunglasses. So that's what I did."
Bottom line, don't let em' get to ya kid!!!!
"Well, I was told that if I filled out the card I'd recieve sunglasses. So that's what I did."
"Oh, I appologise then for the calls to your house then, it only saddens me that, todays youth would rather take than from their country rather than give.
[B]*plays cassette tape*[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_yVxDyB9s[/media]
I only hope that someday a youth like you will tell me that yes, they will give it their all for their country"
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