[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16693065]If it's these then you're a fucking moron.
[img]http://usmcshop.grunt.com/prodimg/2512.jpg[/img]
Good for not getting shit in your eyes when a grenade goes off, but still.
Now if it was the Air Force, and they were offering you these badass motherfuckers, that's a different story.
[img]http://www.gogglesandglasses.com/i/10200%20Cable_AVI/sunglasses_15155.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
It wasn't those glasses..... but they still weren't worth it >.<;
Wow. Anyone who is smart enough to know the right one to pick, wouldn't have chosen the sun glasses. I would have gone for the Boonie hat.
[QUOTE=TAU!;16694738]Wow. Anyone who has is smart enough to know the right one to pick, wouldn't have chosen the sun glasses. I would have gone for the Boonie hat.[/QUOTE]
I'm not a hat person.
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I don't think I would even be able to join the marines, I have some health issues and I've broken 15 bones already. I heard you can't join if you've broken any bones because you'll fail the medical examination?
[QUOTE=Thlis;16694637]"Well, I was told that if I filled out the card I'd recieve sunglasses. So that's what I did."
"Oh, I appologise then for the calls to your house then, it only saddens me that, todays youth would rather take than from their country rather than give.
[B]*plays cassette tape*[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb_yVxDyB9s[/media]
I only hope that someday a youth like you will tell me that yes, they will give it their all for their country"[/QUOTE]
It's a free country is it not? He can do whatever he wants.
Yeah but that is probably what the recruiter would say.
They call at like the weirdest times too, like 8:00 in the morning so it's hard for me to pick up the phone to even come up with an excuse. I'm just waiting for like the recruiter to show up my house kicking down my doors and shit.
One time an Army recruiter came to our house....those muther truckers....I almost joined up in the Army. They play a smooth game.
tell them that you find the information they sent quite interesting, but you still have doubts. say that you're considering to continue studying and you've yet to come to a conclusion.
also thank them for sending the information.
don't mention the free stuff.
good luck~
Haha. I signed up for an account on the Marines website and a few days later two Marine recruiters dressed in their Dress Blues showed up at my house and talked to my parents. I wasn't home at the time, but I do plan on joining sometime in the future. Just ask them to stop calling you when you answer. It shouldn't be that hard.
Take a picture of the glasses and post it
One thing to say
[Img]http://www.eyeglasseswarehouse.com/images/militarysun.jpg[/Img]
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Join the Peace Corps.
[QUOTE=janky;16695285]Haha. I signed up for an account on the Marines website and a few days later two Marine recruiters dressed in their Dress Blues showed up at my house and talked to my parents. I wasn't home at the time, but I do plan on joining sometime in the future. Just ask them to stop calling you when you answer. It shouldn't be that hard.[/QUOTE]
Oh fuck.
I think the Army tried to call me once, never answered the phone.
Those glasses costed only your life.
[B]RUN![/B]
[QUOTE=Candels;16689589][IMG]http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/shaveanape2002/Marines.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Join the army, the Army is for the men and women in the USA who want to join the military but that aren't retarded. The marines are for the special class of citizen who think that an extra week of the same boot camp everyone else gets somehow makes them super soldiers on ROIDS.
You dig broh?
how about you actually answer it when you get a chance and ask them to stop calling, when they ask why tell them you just wanted the glasses do it, be a man (though I consider you a faggot.)
[QUOTE=Candels;16694681]It wasn't those glasses..... but they still weren't worth it >.<;[/QUOTE]
Yes they are, EVEN BETTER BRAH, join the Air Force, get stationed in Rammstein, eat delicious german sausage and drink their beer.
I got one of those pamphlets from recruiters at my high school during lunch and got a hat. The same thing happened to me, the kept calling my cell. Me and my friends prank call people on Craigs List all the time so we're kind of experienced in fucking with people over the phone, so my chick friend answered in a very old black woman voice and was all, "Come to the damn phone! It's the army or some shit boy! Get off yo' broke ass and get the damn phone!" I answered and we were blasted some old Big L song in the background, and I'm like, "Yeah waddup homie you got T-Force. Wass hannenin'." We talked but I just acted like OG Loc from San Andreas, haha. They eventually just hung up.
So do that.
The glasses
[IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g142/candelsticks/Photo15.jpg[/IMG]
I think they're pretty nice, and they protect my corneas from that awful sun.
Too bad they cost me my SOUL :(
[IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g142/candelsticks/Photo16.jpg[/IMG]
They are nice glasses, but look fucking awful on you.
It's the truth broskiii :love:
Perhaps if you wore a black balaclava too.
Maybe some dusty desert camo fatigues just to let them know that you are prepared.
Also have a rack of guns by the door to let them know you are adamant about practising with firearms.
If only enlisting were as easy as that. It took me weeks to finish the enlistment process for the Army.
[QUOTE=Candels;16689326]Soooooo, I got a [b]recruitment letter[/b] in the mail for the U.S. Marines, and it said that if I filled out the little postcard I would receive a pamphlet containing information about the Marines and also, A FREE HAT AND/OR MARINE SUNGLASSES O: O: O:.... So, I like sunglasses,[b] so I filled out the card[/b] and checked off the "YES I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE GLASSES" box and sent it in. Well it's about a week later I got my sexy glasses but now they KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE and I haven't had the chance to answer the phone myself yet but my parents keep answering and telling my they called, 4 days in a row. SO! When I actually do pick up the phone, what should I tell them without making myself look like a total jackass?[/QUOTE]
So your basically saying you filled in a cleverly disguised recruitment card?
Your dumb.
I got that thing too, I just threw it away.
Go take the ASVAB and THEN complain about recruiter calls.
Say you're gay
Say you're gay.
Ninja'd.
marines are fucking useless and so is their gear you imbecile
i hope you join them because they could use another retard
[QUOTE=glorypunch;16696965]marines are fucking useless and so is their gear you imbecile
i hope you join them because they could use another retard[/QUOTE]
Go back to your bridge,
Troll.
oh wow the marines will never take a beaner like you, you might be mistaken for a terrorist spy
you should probably kill yourself pimpleface
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