[QUOTE=glorypunch;16697007]oh wow the marines will never take a beaner like you, you might be mistaken for a terrorist spy
you should probably kill yourself pimpleface[/QUOTE]
Fail troll is fail.
[QUOTE=glorypunch;16697007]oh wow the marines will never take a beaner like you, you might be mistaken for a terrorist spy
you should probably kill yourself pimpleface[/QUOTE]
Drama.
Anyone got some popcorn?
[editline]09:16PM[/editline]
NVM, movie banned.
For all Fairness, I never said i was ENLISTED, I just wanted to know what to tell them to not myself look like an idiot,
"uhhh, I just wanted the glasses, sorry?" would make me look like an idiot, not answering the phone would make me look like a pussy....
Then again i guess the whole, doing it for free glasses idea would make me an idiot anyway.
[QUOTE=azndude;16690867]Isn't the Navy also a part of the Marine Corps?[/QUOTE]
In terms of civilian leadership, the Marine Corps is part of the Department of the Navy, but militarily speaking, they are two separate branches.
Be happy this isn't the 1950's when people where drafted.
Marines are badass, join them.
[QUOTE=darkrei9n;16689351]Tell them you plan on joining the army.[/QUOTE]
Problem with that is Army and Marines and all the others some times are in the same recruitment offices, so he'll be like... let me just transfer you over.
[QUOTE=Candels;16689326]Soooooo, I got a recruitment letter in the mail for the U.S. Marines, and it said that if I filled out the little postcard I would receive a pamphlet containing information about the Marines and also, A FREE HAT AND/OR MARINE SUNGLASSES O: O: O:.... So, I like sunglasses, so I filled out the card and checked off the "YES I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE GLASSES" box and sent it in. Well it's about a week later I got my sexy glasses but now they KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE and I haven't had the chance to answer the phone myself yet but my parents keep answering and telling my they called, 4 days in a row. SO! When I actually do pick up the phone, what should I tell them without making myself look like a total jackass?[/QUOTE]
Tell them you just wanted glasses.
Seriously, did you think they [i]wouldn't[/i] try to contact you?
[QUOTE=redking;16697564]Tell them you just wanted glasses.
Seriously, did you think they [i]wouldn't[/i] try to contact you?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, i did. xD
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;16696486]If only enlisting were as easy as that. It took me weeks to finish the enlistment process for the Army.[/QUOTE]
Dont enlist Become a officer :razz:
HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! THAT'S FRICKING HILARIOUS!!!! YOU SIGNED UP FOR FREE GLASSES?!!?!? That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. :-)
I told one of these guys I planned on joining the airforce. I could hear the brick being shat.
I did something similar last year at a festival for a free dog tag, they never called me. :'(
Say that you plan on joining the national guard.
Just say that you're too fat and/or gay for the marines.
Done.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;16696053]They are nice glasses, but look fucking awful on you.
It's the truth broskiii :love:[/QUOTE]
and he can't salute for shit
You guys know this thread is 3 weeks old right?
[QUOTE=Inv3rted;17155958]You guys know this thread is 3 weeks old right?[/QUOTE]
No it isnt you are a lier
-wrong thread-
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;16696486]If only enlisting were as easy as that. It took me weeks to finish the enlistment process for the Army.[/QUOTE]
-snip-
the only marines worth joining are the space marines
Last time i got a call from the marines i just said i was joining the navy and the guy hung up on me.
Asshole.
[QUOTE=Phanny;17179692]the only marines worth joining are the space marines[/QUOTE]
Hell no, every single one of those I've seen have died
[QUOTE=RaveRaze;17180081]Hell no, every single one of those I've seen have died[/QUOTE]
Not Master Chef.
Also:
Join up, you got their shit, you have to.
I guess.
DNC list :))
[QUOTE=Candels;16689326]Soooooo, I got a recruitment letter in the mail for the U.S. Marines, and it said that if I filled out the little postcard I would receive a pamphlet containing information about the Marines and also, A FREE HAT AND/OR MARINE SUNGLASSES O: O: O:.... So, I like sunglasses, so I filled out the card and checked off the "YES I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE GLASSES" box and sent it in. Well it's about a week later I got my sexy glasses but now they KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE and I haven't had the chance to answer the phone myself yet but my parents keep answering and telling me they called, 4 days in a row. SO! When I actually do pick up the phone, what should I tell them without making myself look like a total jackass?[/QUOTE]
I've got pretty much the same problem with scientologists ever since I ordered a free pamphlet to burn.
[QUOTE=ChrisHansen;16689489]
[IMG]http://www.antikriegsforum-heidelberg.de/irakkrieg2/aktionen/us_soldiers_praying_before_assaul.jpg[/IMG]
And heres you're company[/QUOTE]
All they wanted were the stupid glasses.
[QUOTE=Candels;16689326]Problem solved :D thank you FPS for your vast infinite knowledge.[/QUOTE]
Our friends call us FP.
You should have enlisted. :)
DO IT, but find a job that you like, like I plan on being an intelligence specialist in the marines. Im going to a two year school now and plan on going in after that for 2 years before transferring to another school and getting my degree. First I have to convince my mom im not gunna go fight on the front lines of a war lol.
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