Worst plots?

[darcy010]

[QUOTE=Anonymuzz;23463533]Napoleon Dynamite
Dazed and Confused

Both movies that don't really have a plot in the first place.[/QUOTE]

They were not really meant to have plotlines. That's what made then so good. They were more generic instances in the life of interesting characters.

[bobste]

300 had a shitty plot but action made up for it

[Dipper]

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8407318/pulse2-dvd.jpg[/img]

A friend rented it, I felt like I was paint dry for two hours.

[Akayz]

[QUOTE=BmB;23453371]Not even the "planet turns against them" is original, Don Rosa did that in War of the Wendigo.[/QUOTE]

Although it is a fantastically, beautifully made movie, it just is nothing original when you bake down all the glamour and style.

[Adamvd]

[QUOTE=Blanketspace;23463900]Birdemic[/QUOTE]

I can't even watch that, I've tried.

[2pac2furious]

[QUOTE=darcy010;23464579]They were not really meant to have plotlines. That's what made then so good. They were more generic instances in the life of interesting characters.[/QUOTE]

I don't see how anyone can find Napoleon Dynamite or any of the characters from that shitty Dazed and Confused interesting. "hurr I am socially inept, love me" and "hurr I am a stereotypical teenage rebel, love me" are not creative or endearing.

[TheMustOnenShow]

Skeleton man.

[LODY]

Cube

cool movie, but the plot just happens to be:
people in a cube, see what happens

[<ToD> Aar]

[img]http://www.rapidsharecollection.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/2872377912_cb49b58659_o.jpg[/img]
It's ridiculous. Seriously.

[liquid_phase]

[QUOTE=LODY;23468665]Cube

cool movie, but the plot just happens to be:
people in a cube, see what happens[/QUOTE]

The third one was absolutely terrible, the first one was quite refreshing imo.

[radioactive]

The first one was funny with the retarded guy.

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[QUOTE=The DooD;23453885]Superhero movie.
Meet the Spartans.

All those shit movies that are shit.

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Like sometimes there's a so bad it's good. But these seem like they're trying to be bad and it's fucking horrible.[/QUOTE]

Those films aren't aimed at us intelligent folk.

[z0nk3d]

[QUOTE=Blanketspace;23463900]Birdemic[/QUOTE]

Oh fuck, [B]that[/B] movie...

[a mutant hobo]

Jaws 3: Revenge of Jaws

It has no plot, and I've heard the shark in it was a picture of a shark. Not even animitronics

[Gump]

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[Shanethe13]

Tokyo Gore Police may simultaneously have the best and worst plot ever conceived.

[Str4t0s]

Wolvesbayne was awful. Entire movie. Plot too.

[Cypher_09]

Fight Club

:smug:

[kevinseven]

Generic take over the world plots.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ[/media]

[Cpn Crunch21]

pokemon the first movie. if you watch the nostalgia critic, you will know exactly what im talking about.

for those who didnt, the movie contradicts itself. it tells the kids that fighting pokemon is wrong and violent, but at the end they forget everything when they get off the island. WTF was the point if you forget everything?

[Lucinice]

Epic movie

[Memobot]

All of the '----- Movie' films are unoriginal and stupid anyway. They just take the jokes from good films, put them in a blender and add shit.
Except the Onion Movie. That was quite funny, and more of a sketch show.

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[henrietta]

[IMG]http://teologeanu.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/knowing-poster.jpg[/IMG]
The number thing got me...but fucking Aliens!? [b]FUCKING WEAK![/b]

[Dr. Fishtastic]

[QUOTE=RedStar;23449271]Anyway, how is your sex life?[/QUOTE]

I don't know, but I got the results back from the Doctor. I definitely have Breast Cancer

[Cypher_09]

[QUOTE=henrietta;23482623][IMG]http://teologeanu.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/knowing-poster.jpg[/IMG]
The number thing got me...but fucking Aliens!? [b]FUCKING WEAK![/b][/QUOTE]

fucking this

[liquid_phase]

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;23492433]fucking this[/QUOTE]

The film was crap, but the special effects were pretty awesome, especially the ending.

[bepassley]

i once watched a movie about trees turning people into zombies or some shit

talk about bad plots there you go

[liquid_phase]

the happening? haha that was awful too.

[bepassley]

im trying as hard as i can to remember the name of that damn movie hold on

[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428390/plotsummary]Severed: Forest of the Dead[/url]
found it pretty easily on netflix(derp), which is where I even watched such a movie
[url=http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Severed_Forest_of_the_Dead/70051027?trkid=813566]watch instantly if you're a netflix member[/url]

you should watch it if you can because its so fucking obscure it almost warrants a viewing

[Mac2468]

[QUOTE=henrietta;23482623][IMG]http://teologeanu.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/knowing-poster.jpg[/IMG]
The number thing got me...but fucking Aliens!? [b]FUCKING WEAK![/b][/QUOTE]

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[TheBigBadBURT]

It was such a hideous film. But the disaster scenes were quite intense.