[QUOTE=BANNED USER;18555962]Are you friends with this guy?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=850240[/url][/QUOTE]
No?
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18555907]Also, punch your self for being a crappy friend for evering considering having sex with her. Bros before hos, man.[/QUOTE]
Being serious though, this man speaks the ultimate truth. You don't go near your mate's girl, that's just asking for trouble.
Kind of irrelevant, but just a piece of advice for everyone. If you invite your mates over for drinks and whatever, don't invite your whores over later when you get bored of your friends. You can't ditch one when you get a better offer, that's just fucking rude.
Bite her tits off when she try's to brush her tits on you that will make her stop.
Pictures please for fp approval
Shave her head while she sleeps, she'll become unattractive and you won't want her anymore.
Tell your friend what she's doing. :cop:
Pick between her or your friend.
As a general rule of thumb, friends before er ah... what's the word, I just say mate.
[QUOTE=DrMortician;18556277]Pick between her or your friend.
As a general rule of thumb, friends before er ah... what's the word, I just say mate.[/QUOTE]
Bro's before hoes
I know a girl like this in my school (I too am in 11th grade) we call her Whore (at least, I do).
Mostly because she's done exactly this (flirted with guys when she's in a relationship, I'm talking heavy flirting here, like full body to body rubs with other guys) with every relationship she has been in.
Fucking whore. God I hate her so much.
Not that she has done anything to me personally, I just hate her on principle.
She's also a god damn weeaboo, which does not help her situation at all.
Fucking whore.
inb4pics
you say you don't want to refuse her offer? in other words you want to fuck your mates girlfriend, so do it. If she likes you more than she likes him then tell her to split up with him and go out with you, and if she really does want to go out with you and not him then she's a bitch for going out with your mate in the first place, either way your not in the wrong noone can make her love him more than she loves you.
she is testing you. if you attempt to sleep with her, you will in [b]big trouble.[/b]
freind code, unless she is REALLY hot man, like fucking amazing hot dont break the freind code
Tell your friend to piss on her leg, it seems he needs to mark his territory.
[QUOTE=avergejoe;18556296]Bro's before hoes[/QUOTE]
In Shakespeare's time, it was prose before hoes.
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[QUOTE=vooshoo357;18556315]I know a girl like this in my school (I too am in 11th grade) we call her Whore (at least, I do).
Mostly because she's done exactly this (flirted with guys when she's in a relationship, I'm talking heavy flirting here, like full body to body rubs with other guys) with every relationship she has been in.
Fucking whore. God I hate her so much.
Not that she has done anything to me personally, I just hate her on principle.
She's also a god damn weeaboo, which does not help her situation at all.
Fucking whore.[/QUOTE]
What she does is none of your business, you're just jealous because she isn't flirting with you. You can't hate someone who's done nothing to you or to offend you, thats just pathetic.
I agree with all the people asking for pics because we honestly can't judge if she's worth the trouble at the moment.
I have been there. Just let it happen it will be over in a flash. Continue to let her hit on you and just accept it and hit on her too woman dont wanna feel like they are doing everything.Your freind will slowly begin to accept it too and not hate you for. It will be a lesson for him too.
For a minute I thought you said you were a [b]janitor[/b] in middle school.
Ok next time she puts her hand on your leg, put your hand in her crotch. If she likes it, tell her shes a dumb bitch etc. If she doesn't like it, mission accomplished.
Who gives two shits? If he is a "nerd" noone will care.
Take it man, it's once in a lifetime
Take her, fuck the male friend unless hes one of those friends you think is like your brother you'd take a bullet for.
[QUOTE=avergejoe;18556427]I agree with all the people asking for pics because we honestly can't judge if she's worth the trouble at the moment.[/QUOTE]
to you and everyone else asking for pics.... we gust got off for thanksgiving break i don't have any pics of her in my phone....(new phone... old pics wiped) and most likely i can't get one till Monday
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;18556471]Who gives two shits? If he is a "nerd" noone will care.
Take it man, it's once in a lifetime[/QUOTE]
Yeah, because sluts are few and far between! :downs:
And him being a nerd makes it even worse, that's like mugging a poor person.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18556516]Yeah, because sluts are few and far between! :downs:
And him being a nerd makes it even worse, that's like mugging a poor person.[/QUOTE]
Yesss.
As long as they dont have the aids ill be tappin it :D
Is she on facebook/myspace/other social networking site?
FUCK HER.
TELL NO ONE.
/caps. :3:
[QUOTE=avergejoe;18556296]Bro's before hoes[/QUOTE]
Image related.
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I think you mean ho's. Slang mixing up with proper language o.o
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