• Why are women so confusing?
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[QUOTE=Advancedrock;15938585]what kind of idiots beat up random people and steal their money anyway? what time do we live in?[/QUOTE] Ummm....chavs?
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;15938585]what kind of idiots beat up random people and steal their money anyway? what time do we live in?[/QUOTE] People like that have always existed. They're just cowards.
[QUOTE=billeh!;15938592]People like that have always existed. They're just cowards.[/QUOTE] :(
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;15938585]what kind of idiots beat up random people and steal their money anyway? what time do we live in?[/QUOTE] uh, quite possibly since the beginning of modern civilization.
You do realize some people have work? It's not such a big deal. Most people can't text whilst their at work. Also, you sound like a troll.
He is a troll. If he weren't one, he would reply.
[quote]she said she cant, cause of work..[/quote] She's obviously being a whore, y'know because people don't go to work
[quote]absolute stunner, way out of my league by a long shot.[/quote] First of all, this shit has to stop. If anything, you're out of HER league. and i won't even bother explaining why, it's self explanatory. Also, you kind of went to fast there, don't be afraid to go slow, or she might freak out. she's at work? be glad she's not lying and went to a bar :P
Man up. Women are confusing.
[QUOTE=DrBreen;15938668]First of all, this shit has to stop. If anything, she's out of YOUR league. and i won't even bother explaining why, it's self explanatory. Also, you kind of went to fast there, don't be afraid to go slow, or she might freak out. she's at work? be glad she's not lying and went to a bar :P[/QUOTE] He said she was out of his league... Try reading that phrase again.
i just wook up
[QUOTE=DrBreen;15938668][B]First of all, this shit has to stop. If anything, she's out of YOUR league. and i won't even bother explaining why, it's self explanatory. [/B] Also, you kind of went to fast there, don't be afraid to go slow, or she might freak out. she's at work? be glad she's not lying and went to a bar :P[/QUOTE] ?
[QUOTE=DrBreen;15938668]First of all, this shit has to stop. If anything, you're out of HER league. [/QUOTE] herp derp.
Feel lucky, my girlfriend dumped me and told me to fuck off, this being after we had been in love for almost a year now.
wise men have found out a few secrets of women: they don't want advice they want you to listen just because they said it doesn't mean they want it
Oh, mine broke up with me on the last day of school because she thought I was gay. What a great start for the summer :D Anyways, just get some pussy, don't worry about if she likes you or not. If she doesn't, spike her drink or something so she's out cold, then raperaperape. And if she does, post n00dz.
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;15938130]Well, I've broke my right hand. Dunno if any of you have, put typing with your left hand is impossible. Just like fappin' and writing -.- and in the shower you have to salute Anyway, this girl, Marie, absolute stunner, way out of my league by a long shot. My ex decided she'll hook me and this Marie girl up, because 'it'd be perfect' or some crap like that. I only met her a few times, exchanged numbers, asked her to the cinema last night, I paid, watched the hangover(which is probably the funniest film evar) we were both in stitches. Film finished, offered to get a taxi for her but she said her mom would. We waited for her mom, her home came (shit was SO cash)(jokez) i gave her a hug, and she kissed me on the cheek so i done the same. I hate forcing myself into shit, so i though cheek woould be a'ight for the first date. She offered me a lift home with her mom, i said I'd walk. I left, feelin' ace. Walked home, got started on by chavs, had my wallet robbed prob good £20/£20 in it -sigh- punched a few times too. i txt her when i get home saying i had a good time and i wanted to kiss her throughout the fucking movie but i didnt cus i have some shittyy phobia of rejection.. did not sleep at all 'cause she didn't reply this morning i got a message, something like.. i fell asleep lol sowwi! hope you're okay x i replied with some shit like i had a good time did you? got back "yeah it was good. Can't txt anymore! Soz! " i then replied with blah blah, i'm near yours prank me if you wanna do somin she said she cant, cause of work.. so wtf? ace night but she's being a cunt? or i'm just being a butthurt faggot? i feel fucked up, i like over dosed on painkillers, 12 or 13 500mg c|:x last night i swear, crushed hand for the looooooooooooose[/QUOTE] Clearly have no idea how to chat girls up. You should first observe then go in armed.
Women go by the assumption that no one means what they say, that the only way to deal with people is to try and decipher their motives to see what they really mean. This is often a good assumption to make when dealing with women in relationships. Men don't run by this. Most of the time men will mean what they say (I'm not saying men are sincere, just, for example, that when they say: "Oh, sorry, I can't go then, I have a work function on then.", they are going to be telling the truth the majority of the time and not just trying to hint that they don't like you.)
Lol, I get off with every girl I goto the cinema with even if I don't know them that well XD good times..
might as well kill yourself you have no hope [editline]12:53PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Skifer UK;15941709]Lol, I get off with every girl I goto the cinema with even if I don't know them that well XD good times..[/QUOTE] ur cool XDXDXDXDXDXDXD ^-^ ^-^
[QUOTE=Skifer UK;15941709]Lol, I get off with every girl I goto the cinema with even if I don't know them that well XD good times..[/QUOTE] What a humble personality! A 12 year old personality!
[QUOTE=billeh!;15942037]What a humble personality! A 12 year old personality![/QUOTE] How is it exactly?.
You might have messed up...
Why are kids so confusing. :rolleye: [editline]05:50PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Skifer UK;15941709]Lol, I get off with every girl I goto the cinema with even if I don't know them that well XD good times..[/QUOTE] Nobody cares, enjoy your syphilis.
Women are like a fairground mate.... Their fucking mental!
I have never had a relationship with a woman, so I don't think I can help you.
You are dumb.
Never take a girl to the cinema on a first date! You both sit there in near enough silence, have an awkward 5 minutes before you both go your seperate ways then go back to texting eachother when you're home, it's a pathetic waste of time. You need to be somewhere that you can both chat and get to know eachother properly, take her somewhere different like ice skating or if you wanna play it safe then just take her out for lunch somewhere, it doesn't have to be too fancy. Don't let her pay, even if she offers. Be yourself, it's all you can be.
Try to go for a walk so you can talk.
the fuck Is it just me or did I have to read that twice to understand what the hell he was trying to say... Anyways people go to something called work. Its so they get money. Rated myself late yo
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