• Why are women so confusing?
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You can't go on a date and expect the girl to fall in love with you. On a related note, last night my girlfriend didn't want sex. please help me facepunch
[QUOTE=Skifer UK;15941709]Lol, I get off with every girl I goto the cinema with even if I don't know them that well XD good times..[/QUOTE] :raise: Remember, use protection. [editline]09:57PM[/editline] You're probably too good for that, though.
[QUOTE=sam.clarke;15944271]it doesn't have to be too fancy. Don't let her pay, even if she offers. Be yourself, it's all you can be.[/QUOTE] What if I'm a cheap bastard then?
[QUOTE=ArcNova;15946311]What if I'm a cheap bastard then?[/QUOTE] Then if everything goes cock-eyed it's your fault.
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;15938130]Well, I've broke my right hand. Dunno if any of you have, put typing with your left hand is impossible. Just like fappin' and writing -.- and in the shower you have to salute Anyway, this girl, Marie, absolute stunner, way out of my league by a long shot. My ex decided she'll hook me and this Marie girl up, because 'it'd be perfect' or some crap like that. I only met her a few times, exchanged numbers, asked her to the cinema last night, I paid, watched the hangover(which is probably the funniest film evar) we were both in stitches. Film finished, offered to get a taxi for her but she said her mom would. We waited for her mom, her home came (shit was SO cash)(jokez) i gave her a hug, and she kissed me on the cheek so i done the same. I hate forcing myself into shit, so i though cheek woould be a'ight for the first date. She offered me a lift home with her mom, i said I'd walk. I left, feelin' ace. Walked home, got started on by chavs, had my wallet robbed prob good £20/£20 in it -sigh- punched a few times too. i txt her when i get home saying i had a good time and i wanted to kiss her throughout the fucking movie but i didnt cus i have some shittyy phobia of rejection.. did not sleep at all 'cause she didn't reply this morning i got a message, something like.. i fell asleep lol sowwi! hope you're okay x i replied with some shit like i had a good time did you? got back "yeah it was good. Can't txt anymore! Soz! " i then replied with blah blah, i'm near yours prank me if you wanna do somin she said she cant, cause of work.. so wtf? ace night but she's being a cunt? or i'm just being a butthurt faggot? i feel fucked up, i like over dosed on painkillers, 12 or 13 500mg c|:x last night i swear, crushed hand for the looooooooooooose[/QUOTE] Uh, The girl sounds fine, that story is confusing though...?
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;15938130]i have some shittyy phobia of rejection.. [/QUOTE] well there's your problem
I fail to see the cunt-ness of this.
Hmm.... Here's a thought.... It's just something like... on the top of my mind. She had to work?
I don't see the problem. She fell asleep, then had to work, how is that confusing? Ask her to meet up some other time, god it's simple! If she wanted to ignore you she wouldn't have text you back at all.
[QUOTE=kingzl3y;15938533]One thing i lack, confidence ffs. Sorry about I's, it's hard because the i is miles away from my shift key -.- And I knew you'd like the fact that i got robbed you punch of omelette fuckers[/QUOTE] Use two hands to type then :downs:
[QUOTE=billeh!;15938407]Word of wisdom, have some self confidence. Repeat after me: She is NOT out of my league. She DOES like me. I AM Legend.[/QUOTE] FIXED! OP relax dude... maybe you just don't match not a big deal. and try getting some talk time next time you do anything texting with a girl is like... what's it like? well it's not good since it may give you impressions that do not match the real deal... walk and talk, walk and talk...
tl;dr They're not. You just think that they are.
Stop giving him advice before someone gives him some good advice and some poor girl ends up in a relationship with the paranoid fucker and is miserable...
I don't see what has gone wrong here. Her reply was, she can't go out because she has work. Your assumption of thinking that your being rejected when you might not be. This doesn't mean women aren't confusing though.
of all the things that could've happened, I'm sure this is probably not the most confusing. either way, you can always just call her or ask her later, women assume you know their intentions so they don't tell you. btw you went to the cinema? what is this, fucking 1935?
I have to work =/= I hate you
[QUOTE=atl101;15949340]of all the things that could've happened, I'm sure this is probably not the most confusing. either way, you can always just call her or ask her later, women assume you know their intentions so they don't tell you. btw you went to the cinema? what is this, fucking 1935?[/QUOTE] a cinema is a place where you watch projected movies a theatre is a place where you watch plays
[QUOTE=Advancedrock;15938552]I understand WHY you're being too jumpy, but it's just that, you're being too paranoid man. Just trust her, if you can't trust her then she wasn't the one for you :)[/QUOTE] I pretty much ignore your posts because your avatar leads me to believe that you're a camwhore who does not deserve to be listened to. Just letting you know that.
You sound like a cocksmoking, arrogant, self-depreciating prick of a boy and you are destined to have shallow, pointless relationships until you die sad and alone, after realizing that there's more to life then relationships.
What is this thread talking about even i dont even know man
You're just being paranoid, you're making it more confusing than it really is.
Well shit, you're more paranoid than I am.
Troll or Butthurt Faggot. You choose.
Actually I am right handed and fapping with my left hand seems natural. I can't fap with my right.
You missed the part where you could have had a car ride home with a sick chance of holdin her hand ( Women love it ) and the part where you got jumped by retards.
I broke up with my girlfriend. She cheated on me :c. I have another now though :D
[QUOTE=Faren;15941630]Women go by the assumption that no one means what they say, that the only way to deal with people is to try and decipher their motives to see what they really mean. This is often a good assumption to make when dealing with women in relationships. Men don't run by this. Most of the time men will mean what they say (I'm not saying men are sincere, just, for example, that when they say: "Oh, sorry, I can't go then, I have a work function on then.", they are going to be telling the truth the majority of the time and not just trying to hint that they don't like you.)[/QUOTE] This.
You're a "butthurt faggot." Quit being so damned clingy, you probably scared her off. And, women aren't that confusing. They have needs, doubts, regrets and fears just like you. [editline]06:00AM[/editline] [QUOTE=$BIGBALLIN$;15955871]Actually I am right handed and fapping with my left hand seems natural. I can't fap with my right.[/QUOTE] God, the same. I guess I need my clicking hand.
The amount of money you had in your wallet, was it closer to £20 or £20?
They are confusing because they don't have dicks. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Pointless Bump" - Asaratha))[/highlight]
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