• So I completely broke my new bathroom...
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fix it yourself
[QUOTE=lockdown6;25265891]blame it on the plumber[/QUOTE] Haha, oh man that sucks.
[QUOTE=Jasun;25269243]Piss off[/QUOTE] mmk [editline]06:25PM[/editline] jew
Say your dick was so big that it didn't fit in the flimsy room.
leave a note saying "oh shit"
Thanks for the laugh and I hope you get it sorted out somehow.
I don't like "funny" whores.
Time to start saving money again.
[QUOTE=Tahrok;25271875]I don't like "funny" whores.[/QUOTE] There's an ignore function. Use it.
[QUOTE=Tools;25271953]There's an ignore function. Use it.[/QUOTE] I will do that, thanks.
I think his parents must have shot him or something. We need an update!
once i broke my kitchen
[QUOTE=joost1120;25265998]Smash yourself knock out and make it look like an accident.[/QUOTE] Um, it [B]was[/B] an accident.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;25272832]once i broke my kitchen[/QUOTE] Tell me more. And shits cool Facepunch, clean up was easy, I told the mother what happened without lying too much, she was polite to the plumber on the phone, but basically told him it was his problem and questioned his reasons for not being there. I sleep soundly in my bed tonight. Sorry if that's a little bit of an anti-climax... (But fuck-yes, I waited about 2 years for something ms-paint worthy to happen in my life, and it finally did)
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