Facepunch, two girls are following me around and they're taking it too far. - General

This thread will never have a resolution.

So he died then.

[QUOTE=Elstumpo;35396132]So he died then.[/QUOTE] He should have taken my advice. All he needed for survival was a staircase.

the op is just a retarded autistic pathological liar so there will be no resolution.

JESUS CHRIST. THEY WERE FAT, AND AVERTED THEIR ATTENTION TO A DIFFERENT FAT GUY THEY KNEW. I DODGED A BULLET. WENT OUT LIKE A HERO IN THE NIGHT. THAT'S IT.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;35399845]JESUS CHRIST. THEY WERE FAT, AND AVERTED THEIR ATTENTION TO A DIFFERENT FAT GUY THEY KNEW. I DODGED A BULLET. WENT OUT LIKE A HERO IN THE NIGHT. THAT'S IT.[/QUOTE] And then you raped Audrey at 2AM while sending her messages like "Oh gawd. The thought of, so tiny, only 11 bouncing up and down on me just made me dick really hard... Can I see your pussy again? :(" Right ?

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;35399845]JESUS CHRIST. THEY WERE FAT, AND AVERTED THEIR ATTENTION TO A DIFFERENT FAT GUY THEY KNEW. I DODGED A BULLET. WENT OUT LIKE A HERO IN THE NIGHT. THAT'S IT.[/QUOTE] the world is saved!!!!

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;35399845]JESUS CHRIST. THEY WERE FAT, AND AVERTED THEIR ATTENTION TO A DIFFERENT FAT GUY THEY KNEW. I DODGED A BULLET. WENT OUT LIKE A HERO IN THE NIGHT. THAT'S IT.[/QUOTE] So you didn't throw a poisoned slab of meat at them? It's survival 101 man.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;35399845]JESUS CHRIST. THEY WERE FAT, AND AVERTED THEIR ATTENTION TO A DIFFERENT FAT GUY THEY KNEW. I DODGED A BULLET. WENT OUT LIKE A HERO IN THE NIGHT. THAT'S IT.[/QUOTE] That is quite the anti-climax.

i expected it to end with sword fighting and bear-dodging but NOOOOOoo

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;35399845]JESUS CHRIST. THEY WERE FAT, AND AVERTED THEIR ATTENTION TO A DIFFERENT FAT GUY THEY KNEW. I DODGED A BULLET. WENT OUT LIKE A HERO IN THE NIGHT. THAT'S IT.[/QUOTE] no nothing happened because you're a fucking pathological liar attentionwhore.

[QUOTE=lotusking;35402551]no nothing happened because you're a fucking pathological liar attentionwhore.[/QUOTE] Was that really necessary?

Oh man I remember this thread. Good times. But who bumped it and why?

[QUOTE=overpain;35262249]Snip[/QUOTE] This guy did, I can't remember why.

The OP is accused of lying, but when he denies it people stop bringing it up. Then, the OP posts that the conclusion to this entire ordeal was realistically anti-climactic. Suddenly the guy who calls him a liar gets a ton of agrees. There's plenty reason to think he's lying, but the ending to the story was actually the most believable part of it. The girls went psycho stalker for awhile but then turned out to just be cock-hungry weirdos who moved on to greener pastures. Any [I]other[/I] ending probably would have pushed it into the 'definitely lying' zone. [editline]3rd April 2012[/editline] Also holy shit this thread is old, why would you bump this?

[QUOTE=BigOwl;32885925]Stop complaining, that's more action than most members here will get in their entire lives. Butthurt person(maybe a alien from outer space, dunno)(hey let's use people's sexual lives in it hurr hurr) list: CENSORED SO POOR CHILDREN WON'T SEE![/QUOTE] Still taking your cyber stalking arrest order, no dumb rating will get me down or out.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;35399845]JESUS CHRIST. THEY WERE FAT, AND AVERTED THEIR ATTENTION TO A DIFFERENT FAT GUY THEY KNEW. I DODGED A BULLET. WENT OUT LIKE A HERO IN THE NIGHT. THAT'S IT.[/QUOTE] Oh god, three beach balls bouncing on top of each other :v:

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;35399845]JESUS CHRIST. THEY WERE FAT, AND AVERTED THEIR ATTENTION TO A DIFFERENT FAT GUY THEY KNEW. [b]I DODGED A BULLET.[/b] WENT OUT LIKE A HERO IN THE NIGHT. THAT'S IT.[/QUOTE] Oh Christ man, were they also firing WEAPONS at you? Holy shit, you must tell more of this fantastic story! [editline]edit[/editline] wait so we've been waiting for so long for an anti-climatic 4 sentence post? :smith:

Actually it was just one sentence. "Jesus christ" didn´t hold any info "I dodged a bullet" was a response, "went out like a hero in the night"... It's part of the aftermath, yes, but didn't really add anything of value to the post.

I wish this thread never dies and Wolverunder lies again.

I miss this thread's glory days, when everyone came with advice and puns. [editline]6th April 2012[/editline] Okay, I think I have figured this all out; The two fat chicks were actually assassins hired by the girl from OP's WoW accidental Pedo story. However, they took too long and their contract was terminated, thus they reported back to their secret organization for disciplinary training, which was that fat guy. Also, OP is part of the Illuminati.

Oh my god, why do people keep posting in this thread? It's not funny anymore. I mean, I get having fun looking through the old posts and stuff, but you really don't need to post to crack a joke about the OP or whatever situation he may or may not have been in.

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;35452176]Oh my god, why do people keep posting in this thread? It's not funny anymore. I mean, I get having fun looking through the old posts and stuff, but you really don't need to post to crack a joke about the OP or whatever situation he may or may not have been in.[/QUOTE] Hypocrite!

Stone him! Hit him with stones! Throw stoners at him!

[QUOTE=Grim Joker;35452176]Oh my god, why do people keep posting in this thread? It's not funny anymore. I mean, I get having fun looking through the old posts and stuff, but you really don't need to post to crack a joke about the OP or whatever situation he may or may not have been in.[/QUOTE] Shit was so cash.

For these past 5 or so months I've been jerking it off slowly, slow enough that I don't have to climax, I was just waiting for the final moment, the moment I could release, but it never happened because it all ended with a fucking 4 sentenced reply. I've been jerking off for 5 months continuously and you do this to me OP? YOU DO THIS TO A FUCKING BRO? You know how many sores and bruises I've got? God dammit man, you could of had at least lied and made a good ending up, but no, you left with me with 5 month's of tiny babies in my nuts. I hope you're fucking happy OP.

[QUOTE=Arctic Snow;35453784]For these past 5 or so months I've been jerking it off slowly, slow enough that I don't have to climax, I was just waiting for the final moment, the moment I could release, but it never happened because it all ended with a fucking 4 sentenced reply. I've been jerking off for 5 months continuously and you do this to me OP? YOU DO THIS TO A FUCKING BRO? You know how many sores and bruises I've got? God dammit man, you could of had at least lied and made a good ending up, but no, you left with me with 5 month's of tiny babies in my nuts. I hope you're fucking happy OP.[/QUOTE] You see this is why I want this thread to stay alive.

Nevermind, didn't notice this thread was so old.

If only I had women following me home (Don't judge me, I know you want that too). [Edit] Whoops this thread is old!