Facepunch, two girls are following me around and they're taking it too far. - General

cover their car in jizz

follow them home one day and set up landmines in their front yard

[QUOTE=rundevil;32886148]I've never seen a horror film about an overweight female serial killer who leaves tampons and pads as a warning... I need a camera.[/QUOTE] It's film festival material--brb, gonna get rich. [editline]20th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Lord of Ears;32886252]cover their car in jizz[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/88046.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

Have any airsoft guns op?

[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32886263]It's film festival material--brb, gonna get rich. [editline]20th October 2011[/editline] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/88046.png?garryis=awesome[/img][/QUOTE] nah dude, we should make this movie happen. it'll be great.

Bro, have sex with both of them. Then call the police.

I guess there's some humor in this. Tonight before I left I had my manger hold my hand and walk with me out to my car so they would think I had a girlfriend.

consult jimi hendrix and bob dylan

Cover the inside of their car with used condoms and semen-filled socks, works EVERY time.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32886309]I guess there's some humor in this. Tonight before I left I had my manger hold my hand and walk with me out to my car so they would think I had a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be surprised if they kill her out of jealousy. Seriously man, they are probably borderline sociopaths, on the verge of being serial killers.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32886309]I guess there's some humor in this. Tonight before I left I had my manger hold my hand and walk with me out to my car so they would think I had a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] You are safe. They are going for her now.

install a camera in your car

The other day a (minor.. JAILBAIT!) coworker of mine was sending me sexual texts (IE.. "hey baby, wanna make it wet? ;)") and started up with the same shit at work. I very loudly suggested that she get to know the black busboy, I called him over & introduced them, and told her he had a work ethic like a horse. And a dick the size of a horse. Tension diffused in a thoroughly hilarious manner (the next day she came to work laughing about it.. and I haven't gotten any of these texts in about 3 days now). I'd suggest you try something similar, in the vein of introducing her to other people while making her feel like a slut. EDIT: post-submit I realized that sounds racist. The busser was in on the joke. He & I have a great time making fun of stereotypes. It was not racist. Internets, you must understand.

if the girl works with you, get your manager/boss involved. Obviously you already have, but you have to make it clear to her it's a dumb joke if it is, and not worth potentially getting fired for harassing co-workers.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32886309]I guess there's some humor in this. Tonight before I left I had my manger hold my hand and walk with me out to my car so they would think I had a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] if ur manager is attractive why not just hit that while you're at it

[QUOTE=rundevil;32886276]nah dude, we should make this movie happen. it'll be great.[/QUOTE] Yeah. It'd be the biggest comedy, joke, laugh of the year. Either that..or my entire life biography. [editline]20th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Stick it in her pooper;32886572]if ur manager is attractive why not just hit that[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=254428&dateline=1290748558[/img]

Call the popo.

Shit, that's some creepy stuff right there. Why don't you just tell them that you feel harassed and want them to stop? If they don't, then do as everyone has told you so far: Call the Carl's.

I would say call the police because they are obviously following you for something. That could just maybe be your life? But yeah, get a weapon and stay in your house and call the police.

What is it with you and being stalked by creepy girls? You have somewhat of a history of it... [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1038338[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057717[/url]

[QUOTE=ProWaffle;32886729]What is it with you and being stalked by creepy girls? You have somewhat of a history of it... [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1038338[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057717[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/329104.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

[QUOTE=ProWaffle;32886729]What is it with you and being stalked by creepy girls? You have somewhat of a history of it... [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1038338[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057717[/url][/QUOTE] suddenly this sounds suspicious

[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32886575]Yeah. It'd be the biggest comedy, joke, laugh of the year. Either that..or my entire life biography. [editline]20th October 2011[/editline][/QUOTE] Working on a script now, may call up a few of my friends with degrees in film making. [QUOTE=ProWaffle;32886729]What is it with you and being stalked by creepy girls? You have somewhat of a history of it... [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1038338[/url] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1057717[/url][/QUOTE] oh ops fault then, he must lead them on... Seriously though, I smell troll thread

Next thing you know, they've followed you onto facepunch.

[QUOTE=toastedspyro;32886827]Next thing you know, they've followed you onto facepunch.[/QUOTE] Avatar fits [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/148348.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

[QUOTE=Cactusman;32886844]Avatar fits [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/148348.png?garryis=awesome[/img][/QUOTE] I miss :bees: also this thread reeks of attention whoring now that those past ones have been surfaced.

[QUOTE=rundevil;32886791]Working on a script now, may call up a few of my friends with degrees in film making. oh ops fault then, he must lead them on... Seriously though, I smell troll thread[/QUOTE] Make sure to include the murder scene alternate ending.

PM me where you live and work, I'll watch your truck. Three days from now, they will have forgotten about you and the story will end with a happy ending. I know you know what I mean, too, and yes I am one charismatic motherfucker. Only if you don't live too far away, though.

[QUOTE=toastedspyro;32886827]Next thing you know, they've followed you onto facepunch.[/QUOTE] hey babe dun b like that<3we shud fuck [sp]i'm going to sow you to a baby op[/sp]

[QUOTE=Chernzobog;32887011]hey babe dun b like that<3we shud fuck [sp]i'm going to sow you to a baby op[/sp][/QUOTE] mm..my kind of woman.. OP, appreciate her more often! She could teach you something! You might even get to suck her blood.. :dance: