Facepunch, two girls are following me around and they're taking it too far. - General

[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32887082]mm..my kind of woman.. OP, appreciate her more often! She could teach you something! You might even get to suck her blood.. :dance:[/QUOTE] babe i luv when u talk kinky like that<3 [sp]i'm going to sow you to op crow CENTIPEDE EXTRAVAGANZA[/sp]

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;32886950]and yes I am one charismatic motherfucker.[/QUOTE] *snicker* Dat avatar :v:

take the tampons, lube and condoms she gives you, [b]use them[/b], and kindly return them to her in a shoebox next time you see her

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32885912]So yesterday I was at work (the 19th), and I work pretty late. After I got done around 11 my manager, some other guy I work with, and myself all walked out to our cars together. I noticed there was some stuff on my wind shield so I was like 'the fuck is all these'? After getting close enough to see, it was a bunch of tampons and pads. We all had a laugh about it and I just figured whatever, just someone playing a prank on me. I pulled the shit off and went home, didn't think anything of it. So tonight, one of the delivery drivers (I work at a pizza place) told me that he saw two girls fucking with my car and when he yelled at them they got in their car and took off. So at this point I was like 'okay, it's not funny anymore'. I was trying to figure out who could be fucking with me, then it hit me. One of the girls I work with was out in the parking lot with her friend pretty much all day. She was texting me and shit. After turning my common sense on, I realized her and her friend must be the ones screwing with my truck. Didn't really think much of that either until it dawned on me. I checked my phone to find the earliest message from her from when they were out in the parking lot. [b]They had been sitting out there for 7 goddamn hours waiting for me to get off work[/b]. I was freaked out. I stopped texting her right away. After work tonight I cleaned some more shit off my truck (this time condoms and lube) and started heading home. On my way home they were texting me every time I passed something. I kept checking my rear-view mirror but there were too many cars to tell if I was being followed. When I got home and was inside for about 5 minutes they texted me [b]my fucking street name[/b]. No one I work with knows this, only my friends do. They fucking followed me home. I just got a text from one of them that says 'c u 2morrow, nice house btw'. What the fuck. What the actual fuck. Who does this? I've been really nice to this girl cause she's pretty overweight and doesn't seem very social, but no fucking more. This is too fucking much. They followed me 25 minutes from work to my house. Who the fuck does that?[/QUOTE] Rape them in the face, that will show them who's boss... nvm dont do that. be an adult and tell this chick to knock it off.

take photos of them over and over until they get freaked out and leave

Congrats, Facepunch. 2 pages and I'm already sceptical about this.

Take a shit on in their car, Then using your finger dip your fingers in the shit and write their names on there house.

Guys, OP is obviously trolling, he already has 2 threads about people stalking him,

Mad Max the shit out of your car and give it spikes and guns and shit then just obliterate them when they get close.

Fuck the police, just run up-stairs; this chick's pretty fat apparently, and even if her sociopathic incabability to feel fear spurns her upwards, she'll have a heart-attack part-way up and crush the other woman like a boulder. Flawless plan.

Install some of those 100000000000 volt LED spotlights, since you can't see shit in your massive glass fragile house.

Rape them before they rape you.

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Oh, I dunno, maybe you should CALL THE POLICE?

hire some mercenaries

Ok, so what is the punt of this message, lol. Its facepunch, all you're going to get is 5 million 14yr olds (who couldnt distinguish a hairy armpit from a vagina) telling you to kill/rape/stick it in her pooper .. Its very easy. If you are interested, use these shenanigans as a conversation starter, otherwise go to them and act like a jerk or just tell them nothing good will come out of this for them. /thread

Harpoon that overweight bitch.

[QUOTE=Swebonny;32888892]Harpoon that overweight bitch.[/QUOTE] You can't, whaling is illegal.

[QUOTE=Librarian;32888979]You can't, whaling is illegal.[/QUOTE] Pff, just claim it was for research

uhh call the police maybe?

[QUOTE=Librarian;32888979]You can't, whaling is illegal.[/QUOTE] I'm sure the law enforcement could make an exception.

Take pictures of them :P

[QUOTE=Rammaster;32886398]I wouldn't be surprised if they kill her out of jealousy. Seriously man, they are probably borderline sociopaths, on the verge of being serial killers.[/QUOTE] HE GETS SEX AND A PROMOTION!

They are stalking you, police take that seriously.

If this is not a troll thread call the cops, if you don't update we will assume you are dead

[QUOTE=TheMetricSystem;32889061]Pff, just claim it was for research[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQJTgt_N3os[/media]

Take a picture of their next attack

This might be a troll thread, however it gave me a good laugh. Would read this again :v:

Firstly, you'll need to read this 'http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1116449' to brush up on your stealth skills. Then give them the slip after work, follow HER home and leave a note on her car saying "I don't do fat chicks". She'll probably get the message after that.

i think you should report them to the police for them stalking you.