Facepunch, two girls are following me around and they're taking it too far. - General

this will happen to you OP, skip to 5:10 [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urlk8_IY2z8&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=Aries;32886165]Have sex with them.[/QUOTE] They might have STD's

Chubbies need lovin too bro.

[QUOTE=ProWaffle;32886729][url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1038338[/url][/QUOTE] i don't care it was in 2010 i'm saying this now: how the fuck can you not tell the difference between a 15 year old and an 11 year old?

Post their numbers here and let Facepunch loose.

[QUOTE=Dokaman;32891592]Post their numbers here and let Facepunch loose.[/QUOTE] [B][U]this[/U][/B]

I'd really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really appreciate people not posting that old thread. That was a really dumb part of my life. Also, proof that I'm not being a smelly troll. This what after I cleaned most of it off. Tampons on my wipers and a condom on my antenna. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/YIEzR.jpg[/IMG] [sp]I mean shit man that condoms is like 20 sizes too small for me[/sp]

shit double post please delete

fuck the hotter one

Attach a picture of your dick on their car.

-THIS TOPIC IS OLD-

goddamnit why do I never get dem sociopath chicks op you are fucking lucky, bang the shit out of them and your manager

Tell the bitches to get back in the kitchen.

sounds kinky

Follow them while they follow you and piss on all their stuff.

[QUOTE=Dokaman;32891592]Post their numbers here and let Facepunch loose.[/QUOTE] [U][B]RAGNAROOOOOOK[/B][/U]

Good luck OP. Call the cops. If they don't help you I'd recommend as other said "weird them out" if that doesn't work may god forgive you.

I'm waiting for OP to post a resolve.

[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;32894490]I'm waiting for OP to post a resolve.[/QUOTE] OP's gone,GyM.

When you next see her call her a skank and spit in her face. Or call the police.

quit your job and move to a new town where no one will ever find you again.

[QUOTE=Recco;32891242]They might have STD's[/QUOTE] They're fat, where would they get them from?

rated heart cause I had a fanclub of my own during highschool. This is why you act like a cunt towards others and never show your abilities.

Give them both a present. I recommend the back of your hand.

[QUOTE=SoaringScout;32895002]Give them both a present. I recommend the back of your hand.[/QUOTE] Even better: send them the back of someone else's hand. With a note saying it's their father's.

Hey, Fat women need love too. I say you go for it and go talk to them about this TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MOTIVATED THEM. Generally doing something like this means that either they're stalkers or they're hungry for cock but really childish about it. But remember that sex is a taboo among this kind of people, They do not admit they want cock. If this is the case then simply flirt with them and see where will that take you, INVIDUALLY unless you wanna play both but remember that in both cases you're taking few risks. If you play both at the same time you may fuck up your chances to get any. But then again playing both of them while they're alone can get you the other one go all mad and balistic. So know your moves, player. After you're done with them just call the cops or break the illusion of perfection simply by being opposite of what attracts them, But dont be obvious. You know they're following you around so use this against them, do those things when they're following you around and thinks you've not noticed them. Regardless of you thinking that not simulating a natural seperation is a good idea, I can assure you that it isn't. By going to them and telling that its over can lead them again to go mad and all balistic, But it can also cause them to turn into real stalkers.

Buy a recurve bow and some hunting arrows and take them down one by one, Rambo style! That or set up some Vietcong-style traps around the yard and house.

I once had a Hetalia Cosplayer at an anime convention stalk me and eventually lick me, but this sounds a bit more creepy than that. Run.

Stuff a giant dildo in their tail pipe

[QUOTE=Don Knotts;32895306]Stuff a giant dildo in their tail pipe[/QUOTE] Note that this is only a viable course of action if you have a Level 3 NBC Suit and a circular saw.