Facepunch, two girls are following me around and they're taking it too far. - General

the world of warcraft girls?

This reminds me of a story I heard. Let's just say it had a girl with the same position you were in: being stalked by a ham beast (plus weeaboo). Long story short the story ends with the ham beast being arrested for attempting first degree murder, and the girl being scarred for life.

get naked poop take poop rub it in your face smile hardly poop more shit hold all shits on your hands scream like a goat start running behind them

What do you work as, OP?

Slay the uglier one, sacrifice the other to a pagan god or goddess of your choosing. I usually go with Odin, but hey, it's a free world.

Phone the police and tell them you have some weirdos stalking you.

[QUOTE=Bombardier.;32895746]Slay the uglier one, sacrifice the other to a pagan god or goddess of your choosing. I usually go with Odin, but hey, it's a free world.[/QUOTE] Man fuck Odin, I sacrifice them to Set.

This sounds like shit an annoying 7th grader would do with a boy they have a crush on. Whoever the main girl is, it sounds like she's one of those people who didn't really grow up much past 12-13. [QUOTE=papu2;32895074] I say you go for it and go talk to them about this TO FIGURE OUT WHAT MOTIVATED THEM.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/40906.png?garryis=awesome[/img]

[QUOTE=Broguts;32895973]Man fuck Odin, I sacrifice them to Set.[/QUOTE] pansy-ass sand humper. Go get some frost on your mane and worship a REAL pantheon!

You're just being ungrateful, op. ._.

I think it was the phone, in the library with the two girls blowing the dead guy.

Invite them in, say you're going to get ready, then cut the power to your house and start screaming like a madman and run down the stairs using your cock like a flail.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;32896852]Invite them in, say you're going to get ready, then cut the power to your house and start screaming like a madman and run down the stairs using your cock like a flail.[/QUOTE] ^^^^^^^^^^

Go back in time and kill their parents.

Do you live in Texas? If so : [img]http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/shotgun/sh17/rem870mcs_18.jpg[/img] If not : You're fucked.

Be stark naked except for a medieval armored breastplate and helmet, and charge at them with a flail made of a rolling pin with a number of dildos tied to it, screaming "God wills it!"

[QUOTE=DarkCisco;32897198]Do you live in Texas? If so : [img]http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/shotgun/sh17/rem870mcs_18.jpg[/img] If not : You're fucked.[/QUOTE] Just because we have slack gun laws doesn't mean you can go around shooting people who try to fuck you.

[QUOTE=Chernzobog;32887110]babe i luv when u talk kinky like that<3 [sp]i'm going to sow you to op crow CENTIPEDE EXTRAVAGANZA[/sp][/QUOTE] mmm..only If i kan b in da front. ;)

It's obvious that she wants to sex you up, why else would she put lube and condoms on your truck? A joke? Ha that so funny

[QUOTE=DarkCisco;32897198]Do you live in Texas? If so : [img]http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/shotgun/sh17/rem870mcs_18.jpg[/img] If not : You're fucked.[/QUOTE] We don't operate that way. You can't just shoot people for harassment, we aren't the fucking wild west. Oh and also purchasing a gun, [I]especially[/I] a shotgun, costs money, and takes time. By the time OP got the gun they would probably have done something.

Make them follow you through a black neighborhood.

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;32896376]pansy-ass sand humper. Go get some frost on your mane and worship a REAL pantheon![/QUOTE]You guys are all wrong, Amaterasu is the way to go. :v:

[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;32898109]You guys are all wrong, Amaterasu is the way to go. :v:[/QUOTE] that's not a Pagan God.

[QUOTE=Broguts;32898344]that's not a Pagan God.[/QUOTE] neither is set

[QUOTE=beanhead;32899109]neither is set[/QUOTE] Touché.

I've never had girls follow me before :(

Sacrifice them to Baphomet.

[QUOTE=Broguts;32898344]that's not a Pagan God.[/QUOTE]It's possible to follow more than one religion and worship more than one deity. Besides, I know Amaterasu is Shinto and not Pagan. It's a joke.

Threads like these are why I love FP. Seriously though, you should try being socially awkward with them. Talk to them, and be just a [I]little[/I] too creepy, laughing a [i]little[/I] to loudly and longer than them, stuff like that. Be the guy who takes jokes that one step too far. Use sexual innuendos, gradually getting more and more tasteless untill you are basically outright asking them to put out. I unwittingly did all of this in Highschool and I can't count the number of girls I've turned away because of it. It's bound to work.

[QUOTE=Shitcocks;32895590]get naked poop take poop rub it in your face smile hardly poop more shit hold all shits on your hands scream like a goat start running behind them[/QUOTE] Are you that poster that likes scat?