Facepunch, two girls are following me around and they're taking it too far. - General

At least they weren't used tampons that they put on your truck.

[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32897412]mmm..only If i kan b in da front. ;)[/QUOTE] naw babes second 2 last [sp]VOMIT IN YOUR BUTTHOLE CENTIPEDES FOR THE CENTIPEDE GOD[/SP]

[QUOTE=thisispain;32885993]follow maverick's advice: never ever ever have sex with a fat chick.[/QUOTE] more like experience

Poop in bags multiple times, or collect dog poop, and wait. She'll come, and you will pelt here with the bags [make sure they're breakable]. Poo' Flingin'.

Alright. Just got back from work. So, I confronted the girl I work with tonight and she acted like she had no idea what I was talking about. It was obvious as fuck she was lieing. She's really fucking obnoxious and acts like she's hot shit. Everyone hates her, but I knew she was part of this. So later on, everyone I work was telling me that fat girl number 2 was at the bar. So I was like Fuckfuckfuck I have to stay back here all night I can't go out into the dining area. I was going to wait for her to leave but she stayed for [b]5 hours[/b] and everyone kept telling me she was asking for me. I pretty much had to play Ninja all god damn night. No creepy texts though.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32901343]Alright. Just got back from work. So, I confronted the girl I work with tonight and she acted like she had no idea what I was talking about. It was obvious as fuck she was lieing. She's really fucking obnoxious and acts like she's hot shit. Everyone hates her, but I knew she was part of this. So later on, everyone I work was telling me that fat girl number 2 was at the bar. So I was like Fuckfuckfuck I have to stay back here all night I can't go out into the dining area. I was going to wait for her to leave but she stayed for [b]5 hours[/b] and everyone kept telling me she was asking for me. I pretty much had to play Ninja all god damn night. No creepy texts though.[/QUOTE] Good. She's was going to slip you a roofie and rape you.

How do girls rape you exactly? :quagmire:

"Hey guy, want this 'smoothie'? I made it SPECIFICALLY for you!"

[QUOTE=thisispain;32885993]follow maverick's advice: never ever ever have sex with a fat chick.[/QUOTE]yueah thats guys the sex freak who knows his dealio [img]http://www.naioth.com/resources/smiley%20thumbs%20up.jpg?timestamp=1294254617474[/img]thanks for the advice.

And then what? Tie you up?

Push her on her back like a turtle then she is fucked. fatty can't get up :(

They're texting me asking me to 'come hang out' with them. :ohdear:

Force her to eat veggies!

[QUOTE=Chessnut;32901439]How do girls rape you exactly? :quagmire:[/QUOTE] roofie and then some viagra. After that they just need to tie/chain you up and commence the rape.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32901616]They're texting me asking me to 'come hang out' with them. :ohdear:[/QUOTE] I still stand with my earlier suggestion.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32901343]Alright. Just got back from work. So, I confronted the girl I work with tonight and she acted like she had no idea what I was talking about. It was obvious as fuck she was lieing. She's really fucking obnoxious and acts like she's hot shit. Everyone hates her, but I knew she was part of this. So later on, everyone I work was telling me that fat girl number 2 was at the bar. So I was like Fuckfuckfuck I have to stay back here all night I can't go out into the dining area. I was going to wait for her to leave but she stayed for [b]5 hours[/b] and everyone kept telling me she was asking for me. I pretty much had to play Ninja all god damn night. No creepy texts though.[/QUOTE] Why didn't you go confront her and ask her why her, and her friend, have been stalking you. Man the fuck up, its just 2 fat chicks.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32901616]They're texting me asking me to 'come hang out' with them. :ohdear:[/QUOTE]Just bring a harpoon, whale blubber sells very well and can keep your home warm!

Do not forget the oil, use it for backup lighting.

[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;32901481]yueah thats guys the sex freak who knows his dealio [img]http://www.naioth.com/resources/smiley%20thumbs%20up.jpg?timestamp=1294254617474[/img]thanks for the advice.[/QUOTE] ur avatar makes all ur posts better

Tell them you'd love to hang out, and then give them coordinates to a bar in the shadiest ghetto near you.

Wow, sounds you have a lot of women problems, you should turn gay

For Christ's sake at this point I'M going to fucking stalk you just so I can find you and deal with this problem for you myself!

Jeez OP grow a dick. Two annoying girls outside, and instead of confronting them you start going "ohfuckohfuckohfuck" on a forum. Pathetic

[QUOTE=TheMetricSystem;32902473]Jeez OP grow a dick. Two annoying girls outside, and instead of confronting them you start going "ohfuckohfuckohfuck" on a forum. Pathetic[/QUOTE] jeez man grow up A guy is telling his problem on a forum, and instead of going and getting adopted in the USA as the standard measurement system, you're complaining on a forum pathetic.

He wants advise, and Im giving him mine. Its your right to disagree, but I didn't realize I couldn't post if my opinion differentiates from the general weeaboo-attitude that most people in this topic seems to have. Ffs, it's just girls dammit. What is op afraid of, that they'll eat him if he talks to them? Again, grow some balls and confront them. Explain you do/don't appreciate what they're doing and that'll be the end of it. I don't see the logic behind ninja'ing around the workplace for something that can be solved by a 5min conversation. [editline]22nd October 2011[/editline] Also inb4 sexual eating-out joke

When in doubt, kick and scream.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32886155]Actually it's a very expensive Turkish rug. I would be upset. [/QUOTE] does it tie the room together? [editline]22nd October 2011[/editline] Also, next time you know they are watching, take out a razor blade and just start slicing the shit out of yourself [editline]22nd October 2011[/editline] crazy eyes help

Don't want to be an asshole but you gotta man the fuck up OP

Throw small crisps of lays chips on the ground when they follow you. Then enslave them. But in all seriousness, if things go to far in a way you feel threatened, you should go to the police.

[QUOTE=Wolverunder;32886309]I guess there's some humor in this. Tonight before I left I had my manger hold my hand and walk with me out to my car so they would think I had a girlfriend.[/QUOTE] Dayumm, OP's got moves.